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Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:22 pm
by london blue 2
Media are desperate for those cunts to start contending again. Makes me sick.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:53 pm
by Tony P
Hang on. I thought Memphis bell was the reincarnation pf Best, Cantona, Beckham and CR7?

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:58 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Abu Dhabi wrote:Carl, you forgot the space between the 113th and 114th SNUBs. You ruined it man


My apologies AD , In my defence , I was too busy pissing myself laughing to continue.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:10 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
"You have to ask Pedro, not me," Van Gaal insisted when asked about the deal. "My answer is it’s a process - a club, a player and we are there also. I don’t mention anything to you until he has signed. Then I come to you and say ‘Pedro is here’. But it’s still not the case and we shall wait and see."

When asked if Pedro was the kind of fast, direct striker United are looking for, Van Gaal replied: "Pedro is a player like that, so write it!"



Fucking SNUBBBBBBBBBED.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:57 pm
by AG7
talkSport has been making fun of this all day ... here's the collection all in one place what they (and some of their presenters) have been re-tweeting today ... (link in the tweet)


Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:42 am
by phips
yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:51 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


Whose side are you on?

Do you not remember the snub count on here a while back? We here about it on every player whether it's genuine of not, let us finally enjoy a serve of it on the other side and laugh along will ya

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:57 am
by john@staustell
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Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:18 am
by Mase
phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


You don't do yourself any favours mate..

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:39 am
by lets all have a disco
Let's get our business wrapped up first.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:11 am
by I Just Blue Myself
Mase wrote:
phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


You don't do yourself any favours mate..


I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think he's a bit thick, actually. Or a wum. Probably both.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:24 am
by Original Dub
I Just Blue Myself wrote:
Mase wrote:
phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


You don't do yourself any favours mate..


I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think he's a bit thick, actually. Or a wum. Probably both.


It's impressive how long he's lasted on here when he in no way follows city.

What a cunt this guy is

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:47 am
by john@staustell
lets all have a disco wrote:Let's get our business wrapped up first.


Half way there. Scum 'dropped their interest' a couple of weeks ago when it was clear City had it in the bag.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:01 am
by AG7
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... a gift that keeps on giving ...



And before he deletes it ... here's the text:

@ManUnitedRed1: We Have Players Like Otamendi Forcing A Move To Us, Man City Have Players Like Delph Rejecting Them. The Difference #MUFC

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:20 am
by CTID Hants
Manchester United and Ed Woodward still getting trolled after missing out on Nicolas Otamendia and Pedro to Man City and Chelsea

Worth a scroll through (too many to copy/paste/upload)...................

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 63421.html

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:49 am
by Slim
PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS, it's like watching City.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:05 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
CTID Hants wrote:Manchester United and Ed Woodward still getting trolled after missing out on Nicolas Otamendia and Pedro to Man City and Chelsea

Worth a scroll through (too many to copy/paste/upload)...................

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 63421.html


I like the description of Otamendi as a 'former target'. Maybe at the end of the season they could have 'Former Players vs. Former Targets', that should be a sell out.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:47 pm
by Dameerto
Slim wrote:PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS, it's like watching City.

Bravo sir, take a bow.

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:32 pm
by AG7
Betfred ... they have just slashed odds on Charlie Austin joining them from QPR from 25/1 to 12/1.
ROFL ... please please please let this one happen ... from Muller to Charlie will be some story!

Re: The Laughing Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:49 pm
by patrickblue
I've been accused of hating the scum more than I love City in the past. While this is not true, it is close.
I love any shit that befalls their horrible excuse for a football club, and this is just delightful.