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Postby nottsblue » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:07 pm

CTID Hants wrote:NB £150m for six players? More like £300m+ these days and clubs will see how desperate they will have become, I doubt there will be many boyhood supporters getting their dream signing. :lol:

You are right. I was just surmising that £150M was for just for squad players. To get decent replacements at a level that we are already at will be easily £50M+ a player
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Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:00 pm

My favourite was "Can people just bore off with these apocalyptic threads. Honestly it is getting pathetic now. Do you people not have girlfriends to release your tention on", purely for the spelling of tension!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:03 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:My favourite was "Can people just bore off with these apocalyptic threads. Honestly it is getting pathetic now. Do you people not have girlfriends to release your tention on", purely for the spelling of tension!


Ha Ha, I saw that one the poster is labeled either "staff" or "moderator", I think it was "staff" as in works for the rags.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:23 pm

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Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:38 pm

That made me laugh ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:39 pm

Any chance we can just have 2 separate threads for the Rags and Dippers so that I can hate them twice as much?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:48 pm

Dirty Rag Cunts, now where's that Dipper thread!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:59 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Dirty Rag Cunts, now where's that Dipper thread!


wait till next season .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:19 am

Imagine calling City classless for using the phrase "park the bus" in a documentary, when your own team sang "why don't City fuck off home" all night whilst filming it after winning the Uefa Cup :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:47 am

Mase wrote:Imagine calling City classless for using the phrase "park the bus" in a documentary, when your own team sang "why don't City fuck off home" all night whilst filming it after winning the Uefa Cup :lol:


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Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:04 am

He didn't get the nickname of PEG for no reason, that was obviously real class.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:33 pm

I know we've got the Other Games Thread but fuck me, what was that shit they dished out today? Was driving back home so had it on 5Live and even the commentators sounded embarrassed, especially at the end when they got the dodgy penalty.

They also came out with a a strange statement as well, talking about the phone-in. They stated that they welcomed callers for their interviews with Rag manager and players but totally omitted to mention anything Brighton. And we think we're hard done by, poor Brighton didn't even get a mention!

Anyway, MotD calls. Belly laughs coming up.

Oh what a day ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:50 pm

Enjoyed that first game on MiotD but what's this where Ince states, without recourse, that The Donut Thief is the best keeper in the world? I've heard this twice now and it seems to be accepted from the UK media. Is this a new PR thing from Rag Central because I don't believe a word of it?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:09 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Enjoyed that first game on MiotD but what's this where Ince states, without recourse, that The Donut Thief is the best keeper in the world? I've heard this twice now and it seems to be accepted from the UK media. Is this a new PR thing from Rag Central because I don't believe a word of it?


Just read that he has conceded ten goals from the last 14 shots on target. Thats's nearly as bad as Bravo at his worst.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Outcast » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:45 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Enjoyed that first game on MiotD but what's this where Ince states, without recourse, that The Donut Thief is the best keeper in the world? I've heard this twice now and it seems to be accepted from the UK media. Is this a new PR thing from Rag Central because I don't believe a word of it?


Did you see his 'Ederson-sque' long kick attempt to the middle, it went pear shaped and lead to the 3rd goal (penalty)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby jimmygrimble2 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:00 pm

The last time the rags won a match by 5 or more goals was August 2011.









Since then Manchester City have done it 21 times...

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:06 pm

Rag fans in complete meltdown today , even the gobbiest full of shit rags have had enough !
Fuck em ! :-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby fangsanalsatan » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:35 pm

jimmygrimble2 wrote:The last time the rags won a match by 5 or more goals was August 2011.









Since then Manchester City have done it 21 times...

:D :D :D :D

Funny, but alternative facts.

Utd actually:

27.11.2013 Bayer 04 Leverkusen 0:5 (Champions League, under Moyes no less. Leverkusen should be ashamed)
18.03.2012 Wolverhampton Wanderers 0:5 (Premier League)

City (PL only since March 18, 2012):

14.04.2012 Norwich City 1:6
17.11.2012 Aston Villa 5:0
02.11.2013 Norwich City 7:0
24.11.2013 Tottenham Hotspur 6:0
22.03.2014 Fulham FC 5:0
21.02.2015 Newcastle United 5:0
10.05.2015 Queens Park Rangers 6:0
03.10.2015 Newcastle United 6:1
06.05.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0
21.05.2017 Watford FC 0:5
09.09.2017 Liverpool FC 5:0
16.09.2017 Watford FC 0:6
23.09.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0
14.10.2017 Stoke City 7:2
22.04.2018 Swansea City 5:0
19.08.2018 Huddersfield Town 6:1

City (all competitions since November 27, 2013):

08.01.2014 West Ham United 6:0 (EFL Cup)
15.01.2014 Blackburn Rovers 5:0 (FA Cup)
22.03.2014 Fulham FC 5:0 (League)
24.09.2014 Sheffield Wednesday 7:0 (EFL Cup)
21.02.2015 Newcastle United 5:0 (League)
10.05.2015 Queens Park Rangers 6:0 (League)
03.10.2015 Newcastle United 6:1 (League)
16.08.2016 FCS Bucharest 0:5 (Champions League)
06.01.2017 West Ham United 0:5 (FA Cup)
06.05.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0 (League)
21.05.2017 Watford FC 0:5 (League)
09.09.2017 Liverpool FC 5:0 (League)
16.09.2017 Watford FC 0:6 (League)
23.09.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0 (League)
14.10.2017 Stoke City 7:2 (League)
22.04.2018 Swansea City 5:0 (League)
19.08.2018 Huddersfield Town 6:1 (League)

So only the 16 in the Premier League and 17 across all competitions then since the respective Utd result.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:09 pm

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