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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:07 pm
by nottsblue
CTID Hants wrote:NB £150m for six players? More like £300m+ these days and clubs will see how desperate they will have become, I doubt there will be many boyhood supporters getting their dream signing. :lol:

You are right. I was just surmising that £150M was for just for squad players. To get decent replacements at a level that we are already at will be easily £50M+ a player

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:00 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
My favourite was "Can people just bore off with these apocalyptic threads. Honestly it is getting pathetic now. Do you people not have girlfriends to release your tention on", purely for the spelling of tension!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:03 pm
by CTID Hants
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:My favourite was "Can people just bore off with these apocalyptic threads. Honestly it is getting pathetic now. Do you people not have girlfriends to release your tention on", purely for the spelling of tension!


Ha Ha, I saw that one the poster is labeled either "staff" or "moderator", I think it was "staff" as in works for the rags.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:23 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:38 pm
by Beefymcfc
That made me laugh ;-)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:39 pm
by Beefymcfc
Any chance we can just have 2 separate threads for the Rags and Dippers so that I can hate them twice as much?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:48 pm
by Beefymcfc
Dirty Rag Cunts, now where's that Dipper thread!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:59 pm
by zuricity
Beefymcfc wrote:Dirty Rag Cunts, now where's that Dipper thread!


wait till next season .

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:19 am
by Mase
Imagine calling City classless for using the phrase "park the bus" in a documentary, when your own team sang "why don't City fuck off home" all night whilst filming it after winning the Uefa Cup :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:47 am
by carolina-blue
Mase wrote:Imagine calling City classless for using the phrase "park the bus" in a documentary, when your own team sang "why don't City fuck off home" all night whilst filming it after winning the Uefa Cup :lol:


Exactly + the banner at the swamp
Fukin hypocrisy at its finest

Moaniniho classless Remark lmfao
What a cNut he is

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:04 am
by Beefymcfc
He didn't get the nickname of PEG for no reason, that was obviously real class.

Dickhead!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:33 pm
by Beefymcfc
I know we've got the Other Games Thread but fuck me, what was that shit they dished out today? Was driving back home so had it on 5Live and even the commentators sounded embarrassed, especially at the end when they got the dodgy penalty.

They also came out with a a strange statement as well, talking about the phone-in. They stated that they welcomed callers for their interviews with Rag manager and players but totally omitted to mention anything Brighton. And we think we're hard done by, poor Brighton didn't even get a mention!

Anyway, MotD calls. Belly laughs coming up.

Oh what a day ;-)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:50 pm
by Beefymcfc
Enjoyed that first game on MiotD but what's this where Ince states, without recourse, that The Donut Thief is the best keeper in the world? I've heard this twice now and it seems to be accepted from the UK media. Is this a new PR thing from Rag Central because I don't believe a word of it?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:09 pm
by Dipstick
Beefymcfc wrote:Enjoyed that first game on MiotD but what's this where Ince states, without recourse, that The Donut Thief is the best keeper in the world? I've heard this twice now and it seems to be accepted from the UK media. Is this a new PR thing from Rag Central because I don't believe a word of it?


Just read that he has conceded ten goals from the last 14 shots on target. Thats's nearly as bad as Bravo at his worst.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:45 pm
by Outcast
Beefymcfc wrote:Enjoyed that first game on MiotD but what's this where Ince states, without recourse, that The Donut Thief is the best keeper in the world? I've heard this twice now and it seems to be accepted from the UK media. Is this a new PR thing from Rag Central because I don't believe a word of it?


Did you see his 'Ederson-sque' long kick attempt to the middle, it went pear shaped and lead to the 3rd goal (penalty)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:00 pm
by Paul68
The last time the rags won a match by 5 or more goals was August 2011.









Since then Manchester City have done it 21 times...

:D :D :D :D

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:06 pm
by City64
Rag fans in complete meltdown today , even the gobbiest full of shit rags have had enough !
Fuck em ! :-)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:35 pm
by fangsanalsatan
jimmygrimble2 wrote:The last time the rags won a match by 5 or more goals was August 2011.









Since then Manchester City have done it 21 times...

:D :D :D :D

Funny, but alternative facts.

Utd actually:

27.11.2013 Bayer 04 Leverkusen 0:5 (Champions League, under Moyes no less. Leverkusen should be ashamed)
18.03.2012 Wolverhampton Wanderers 0:5 (Premier League)

City (PL only since March 18, 2012):

14.04.2012 Norwich City 1:6
17.11.2012 Aston Villa 5:0
02.11.2013 Norwich City 7:0
24.11.2013 Tottenham Hotspur 6:0
22.03.2014 Fulham FC 5:0
21.02.2015 Newcastle United 5:0
10.05.2015 Queens Park Rangers 6:0
03.10.2015 Newcastle United 6:1
06.05.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0
21.05.2017 Watford FC 0:5
09.09.2017 Liverpool FC 5:0
16.09.2017 Watford FC 0:6
23.09.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0
14.10.2017 Stoke City 7:2
22.04.2018 Swansea City 5:0
19.08.2018 Huddersfield Town 6:1

City (all competitions since November 27, 2013):

08.01.2014 West Ham United 6:0 (EFL Cup)
15.01.2014 Blackburn Rovers 5:0 (FA Cup)
22.03.2014 Fulham FC 5:0 (League)
24.09.2014 Sheffield Wednesday 7:0 (EFL Cup)
21.02.2015 Newcastle United 5:0 (League)
10.05.2015 Queens Park Rangers 6:0 (League)
03.10.2015 Newcastle United 6:1 (League)
16.08.2016 FCS Bucharest 0:5 (Champions League)
06.01.2017 West Ham United 0:5 (FA Cup)
06.05.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0 (League)
21.05.2017 Watford FC 0:5 (League)
09.09.2017 Liverpool FC 5:0 (League)
16.09.2017 Watford FC 0:6 (League)
23.09.2017 Crystal Palace 5:0 (League)
14.10.2017 Stoke City 7:2 (League)
22.04.2018 Swansea City 5:0 (League)
19.08.2018 Huddersfield Town 6:1 (League)

So only the 16 in the Premier League and 17 across all competitions then since the respective Utd result.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:09 pm
by patrickblue
Never felt more like singin' the blues

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:53 pm
by Foreverinbluedreams