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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:23 am
by bigblue

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:41 am
by nottsblue
bigblue wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:25 am
by Foreverinbluedreams

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:16 am
by sheblue
bigblue wrote:


The most expensive clumsey donkey in the history of the world.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:29 am
by Hazy2
Gary Neville was right and deluded at the same time last night. Fans and moanio clapping each other was comedy gold.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:38 am
by Original Dub
Hazy2 wrote:Gary Neville was right and deluded at the same time last night. Fans and moanio clapping each other was comedy gold.


All the tell tale signs were there. Hands in his pockets, high pitched voice. At times he looked like he was actually about to start crying.

And the best of all was when he went on to champion Jose's cause and pleaded with the board to let him see out his contract :lol:

José telling everyone in the post match presser that he deserves respect because he's won more premier league titles than the other 19 managers combined.

This is the guy who only last week called us out for lack of class.

It's lovely... simpleh lovely

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:10 am
by iwasthere2012
Original Dub wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:Gary Neville was right and deluded at the same time last night. Fans and moanio clapping each other was comedy gold.


All the tell tale signs were there. Hands in his pockets, high pitched voice. At times he looked like he was actually about to start crying.

And the best of all was when he went on to champion Jose's cause and pleaded with the board to let him see out his contract :lol:

José telling everyone in the post match presser that he deserves respect because he's won more premier league titles than the other 19 managers combined.

This is the guy who only last week called us out for lack of class.

It's lovely... simpleh lovely


I caught a bit of that last night. Poor auld Garywas tying himself in knotsand Carragher was feeding him more rope.
Suggesting that maybe United are just like Chelsea, changing manager every two or three years, after Gary going to lengths to say that this is not like what happened at Chelsea.
Carragher feeding him more rope with, 'Jose has never got himsel out of a bad patch at any club, he just walks away' - Paraphrasing.
Poor auld Gary stopped dead not knowing what to say.
I was waiting for ; shut up you, we're not like Chelsea. You're like Chelsea.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:28 am
by iwasthere2012
phips wrote:i loved that he talked about he has won 3 premier league titles and thus deserves respect but he previously blasted Wenger--who won 3 league titles--as a specialist in failure. idiot.


he confused the hell out of me.
I thought they lost 0-3 last night but apparently he is winning 3-2 against all the other league managers in the Prem.
The other two must be Pellers and Pep, so in fact he personally is beating Manchester City 3-2.

I think the guy is seriously unhinged. If it's not Pep personally then it's our glorious club has finally tipped him over the edge.
And he'll drag that cesspit of a club over the cliff with him. The guy is not well in the head. Can't see him going quietly.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:34 am
by nottsblue
Original Dub wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:Gary Neville was right and deluded at the same time last night. Fans and moanio clapping each other was comedy gold.


All the tell tale signs were there. Hands in his pockets, high pitched voice. At times he looked like he was actually about to start crying.

And the best of all was when he went on to champion Jose's cause and pleaded with the board to let him see out his contract :lol:

José telling everyone in the post match presser that he deserves respect because he's won more premier league titles than the other 19 managers combined.

This is the guy who only last week called us out for lack of class.

It's lovely... simpleh lovely

And there is hopefully plenty more in the tank to come

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:30 am
by Hazy2
nottsblue wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:Gary Neville was right and deluded at the same time last night. Fans and moanio clapping each other was comedy gold.


All the tell tale signs were there. Hands in his pockets, high pitched voice. At times he looked like he was actually about to start crying.

And the best of all was when he went on to champion Jose's cause and pleaded with the board to let him see out his contract :lol:

José telling everyone in the post match presser that he deserves respect because he's won more premier league titles than the other 19 managers combined.

This is the guy who only last week called us out for lack of class.

It's lovely... simpleh lovely

And there is hopefully plenty more in the tank to come


SSSHHHH All is good at the SWAMP. Meltdown F.C are doing just fine by us. Jose in, Jose in.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:10 pm
by Plain Speaking
nottsblue wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:Gary Neville was right and deluded at the same time last night. Fans and moanio clapping each other was comedy gold.


All the tell tale signs were there. Hands in his pockets, high pitched voice. At times he looked like he was actually about to start crying.

And the best of all was when he went on to champion Jose's cause and pleaded with the board to let him see out his contract :lol:

José telling everyone in the post match presser that he deserves respect because he's won more premier league titles than the other 19 managers combined.

This is the guy who only last week called us out for lack of class.

It's lovely... simpleh lovely

And there is hopefully plenty more in the tank to come

It's funny before the season started, I heard one of the BBC pundits predicting United would be sitting at the top of the PL at the end of October, because they had such easy starting fixtures, compared to the other top 6.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:32 pm
by BamaEngineer
The Portuguese bastward is always entertaining. Yesterday's post match presser was like a trip into the The Twilight Zone. The swamp has become the new stop to kill your career.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:13 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:39 pm
by nottsblue
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

Oh, how good would that be

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:43 pm
by nottsblue
Respect, respect, respect

3 PL titles, rest of the managers have 2

Respect, respect, respect

Should have 3-0 up at half time

Respect, respect, respect

Aretha Franklin’s family have commented how shit Mourinho’s tribute was

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:45 am
by Dunnylad
Not a laughing matter, but certainly demonstrates how classless Rag 'fans' can be:-

https://twitter.com/treble99united/stat ... 0644858880

(not sure how you embed a tweet on here)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:49 am
by Foreverinbluedreams
Dunnylad wrote:Not a laughing matter, but certainly demonstrates how classless Rag 'fans' can be:-



(not sure how you embed a tweet on here)


Embedded.

To embed just take number from tweet and put it between [tweet] *number* [/tweet]

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:57 am
by Dunnylad
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Dunnylad wrote:Not a laughing matter, but certainly demonstrates how classless Rag 'fans' can be:-



(not sure how you embed a tweet on here)


Embedded.

To embed just take number from tweet and put it between [tweet] *number* [/tweet]

Thank you

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:11 pm
by dazby
Who on earth would go to this? What on earth would the doctors say?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:43 pm
by Nigels Tackle
dazby wrote:Who on earth would go to this? What on earth would the doctors say?


that the actual doctors who treated the victims are all dead?