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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:24 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:Brenda :lol:

They'd probably take that to be fair...

He has just written a new book.

"How to fuck up the easiest job in Scottish football"

That's what happens when he gets a little pressure put on him, breaking strain of a soggy kit-kat.

Tried to blame Boyata for getting knocked out of the CL, even though he was injured, and then sold him down the river just as he did with Sterling.

Anyway, can't stand the bling-toothed fucker and I bet his breath stinks shit!


At least his skin is red.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:45 pm

Hazy2 wrote:They will sack him get Zidane who will then want Mbapipe, Kante and a billion £


Probably will go for zidane.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Sep 30, 2018 4:36 pm

bigblue wrote:Goal difference of -2 and have only won 33% of their games at the swamp. Also, 10 points after 7 games is the same that Moyes got in 2013. But back then, Moyes had already played Chelsea, dippers, and the future Centurions.

Are you sure because I read that this was their worst start to a campaign for 30 years, in the earlier days of Baconface, before he had the chance for Sky to bail him out.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Plain Speaking » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:12 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
bigblue wrote:Goal difference of -2 and have only won 33% of their games at the swamp. Also, 10 points after 7 games is the same that Moyes got in 2013. But back then, Moyes had already played Chelsea, dippers, and the future Centurions.

Are you sure because I read that this was their worst start to a campaign for 30 years, in the earlier days of Baconface, before he had the chance for Sky to bail him out.

You are both right, Moyes had same points but a better goal difference, so moaninho has a worse record.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:14 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
bigblue wrote:Goal difference of -2 and have only won 33% of their games at the swamp. Also, 10 points after 7 games is the same that Moyes got in 2013. But back then, Moyes had already played Chelsea, dippers, and the future Centurions.

Are you sure because I read that this was their worst start to a campaign for 30 years, in the earlier days of Baconface, before he had the chance for Sky to bail him out.

Same points, 10 from 7 games, so assume this rag team has a worse GD
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:55 pm

So, not once in 25 years but then twice in 5. Just shows you how much they have fallen.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:40 pm



That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury :o :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:57 pm

craigmcfc wrote:

That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury :o :lol:


What ankle? I can't see an ankle in that photo.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:07 pm

Mase wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:

That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury :o :lol:


What ankle? I can't see an ankle in that photo.

Indeed.

The proverbial sight for sore eyes
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:59 pm

Mase wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:

That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury :o :lol:


What ankle? I can't see an ankle in that photo.


The one with the strap-on :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:01 pm

That's her underwear Craig.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:05 pm

flip her over to reveal a nine inch chopper courtesy of the russian doping programme
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:22 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:flip her over to reveal a nine inch chopper courtesy of the russian doping programme


Even better!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:58 pm

Mase wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:flip her over to reveal a nine inch chopper courtesy of the russian doping programme


Even better!!

Sick!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Saul Goodman » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:23 am

Mase wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:

That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury :o :lol:


What ankle? I can't see an ankle in that photo.

Damn it Mase, that was going to be my joke as well.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:02 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Brilliant.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BookJunior » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:01 am

craigmcfc wrote:

That's the Spartak Moscow Ladies ice hockey team confirming an injury to one of their players.

An ankle injury :o :lol:

Undress this woman and she would look the same.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby craigmcfc » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:59 pm

Yup, she's the reason I don't complain about having to watch Strictly
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BookJunior » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:38 pm

craigmcfc wrote:Yup, she's the reason I don't complain about having to watch Strictly

Quite a few you might like.
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