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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:21 am
by sheblue
Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:24 am
by Beefymcfc
sheblue wrote:Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:27 pm
by Hazy2
Beefymcfc wrote:
sheblue wrote:Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.


30 Mill 30 Mill for Jose 30 mil 30 mill I say, 30 mill for Jose He's taking the piss every fucking day !

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:55 pm
by Dipstick
De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:49 pm
by Beefymcfc
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:37 pm
by nottsblue
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:24 pm
by Beefymcfc
nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well

There are mate, and a few where they've already taken the option and they're in their last season.

The thing is, when they take that option it's got to be with the agreement of the player as there will be no way a player would agree to such a clause without something being in it for them.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:53 pm
by Beefymcfc
Just watching the game again and it actually feels like RatBoy is liking this result. I wonder if he's thinking about his own club and the points difference, in the hope that it doesn't look too bad on Maureen and they still have a chance of getting on level terms?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:47 pm
by Wooders
Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:54 am
by Ironpot
Wooders wrote:Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there


Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:26 pm
by sheblue
Ironpot wrote:
Wooders wrote:Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there


Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!


10 i would say 15 to 20.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:41 pm
by Foreverinbluedreams
The fifth highest numb of saves in the league last season, says it all.

He hasn't been in great form so far this season and it shows in their results.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:57 pm
by Beefymcfc
Scum!!!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:02 pm
by nottsblue
Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:47 pm
by CTID Hants
nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:56 pm
by Beefymcfc
CTID Hants wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too pal. Belly laughs :-)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:20 am
by Bluemoon4610
Beefymcfc wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too pal. Belly laughs :-)


Me too. My nephew sent me that last week, and he's a rag! Nearly posted it on here but was worried it might be too near the bone for some...... :?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:12 am
by RodneyRodney
Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:22 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
RodneyRodney wrote:Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:28 pm
by RodneyRodney
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

The Glazers are our FRIENDS !