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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:50 pm
by CTID Hants
rat boy appears furious it's been leaked more so than the fact he could actually be gone :lol: :lol:

Jose Mourinho: Report Man Utd boss will be sacked angers Gary Neville - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45768138

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:23 am
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
CTID Hants wrote:rat boy appears furious it's been leaked more so than the fact he could actually be gone :lol: :lol:

Jose Mourinho: Report Man Utd boss will be sacked angers Gary Neville - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45768138

Neville is a ferret-faced cunt.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:50 am
by Dipstick
Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:22 am
by Hutch's Shoulder
Dipstick wrote:Unfortunately it looks like the end is near for Agent Mou. He's got the dreaded backing of the board (football's equivalent of the last rites) so only a matter of hours now. NYSE:Manu shares down nearly 20% in one month. Skybet have him odds on at 1/8 to be next manager for the sack.


Isn't that his second vote of confidence this season? Let's hope they mean it!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:14 pm
by Beefymcfc
Whatever the score, this has made me a very happy chap.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:35 am
by budfox

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:21 am
by sheblue
Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:24 am
by Beefymcfc
sheblue wrote:Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:27 pm
by Hazy2
Beefymcfc wrote:
sheblue wrote:Have to laugh at the celebrations at the swamp after they managed to beat a team that couldn't win a game of tiddlywinks.

I think what you've got to laugh at is how Maureen had the chance to praise all of his players in the post match but instead made the whole thing about him.

That's why we needed that win for them, so he can continue to stink the place put. A loss against the Toon would've been curtains.


30 Mill 30 Mill for Jose 30 mil 30 mill I say, 30 mill for Jose He's taking the piss every fucking day !

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:55 pm
by Dipstick
De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:49 pm
by Beefymcfc
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:37 pm
by nottsblue
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:24 pm
by Beefymcfc
nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Dipstick wrote:De Gea refusing to extend his contract which expires at end of season. Rags have option so can force through a further season but would have to sell him or risk losing him on a free at end of next season.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/08/david-de-gea-reluctant-commit-beyond-current-deal-asmanchester/

And so it begins.

Think they have another eight or nine in this position as well

There are mate, and a few where they've already taken the option and they're in their last season.

The thing is, when they take that option it's got to be with the agreement of the player as there will be no way a player would agree to such a clause without something being in it for them.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:53 pm
by Beefymcfc
Just watching the game again and it actually feels like RatBoy is liking this result. I wonder if he's thinking about his own club and the points difference, in the hope that it doesn't look too bad on Maureen and they still have a chance of getting on level terms?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:47 pm
by Wooders
Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:54 am
by Ironpot
Wooders wrote:Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there


Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:26 pm
by sheblue
Ironpot wrote:
Wooders wrote:Seriously how many points a season does he make for them? Absolutely inept management of a player there


Yep ... at least 10 ... for the last 3 seasons!


10 i would say 15 to 20.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:41 pm
by Foreverinbluedreams
The fifth highest numb of saves in the league last season, says it all.

He hasn't been in great form so far this season and it shows in their results.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:57 pm
by Beefymcfc
Scum!!!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:02 pm
by nottsblue
Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.