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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:47 pm

nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:56 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too pal. Belly laughs :-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:20 am

Beefymcfc wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Another exert from Elizabeth Fritzels diary has been published today

Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me.
Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad
Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style
Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face
Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding
Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.


I know I shouldn't laugh at that but :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too pal. Belly laughs :-)


Me too. My nephew sent me that last week, and he's a rag! Nearly posted it on here but was worried it might be too near the bone for some...... :?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:12 am

Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:22 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:28 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

The Glazers are our FRIENDS !
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:45 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

The Glazers are our FRIENDS !


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:00 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

The Glazers are our FRIENDS !


Love Glazers, hate United!

When you think about it as a football person it's absolutely disgusting what they have done. With the way they took over the club and what we know now, it is obvious that they've used every means to keep the money for themselves.

The Rags must feel like 'chumps' now and if it was our club I'd be absolutely fuming.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:23 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:Glazer gangs fine work continues . . .

Manchester United have been owned by the Glazers for 13 years. No wonder they’re struggling .
The Glazers’ takeover has drained more than £1bn out of United since 2005, not too far off the amount Sheikh Mansour has invested into City ...

We should put up a statue to these 6-fingered fucks at some point.

The Glazers are our FRIENDS !


Love Glazers, hate United!

When you think about it as a football person it's absolutely disgusting what they have done. With the way they took over the club and what we know now, it is obvious that they've used every means to keep the money for themselves.

The Rags must feel like 'chumps' now and if it was our club I'd be absolutely fuming.

I love it. And to be brutally honest, the Glazers are only doing what the majority of clubs owners do. That is use their respective clubs as a cash cow.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:37 pm

It's not right though mate, we were just lucky that they did ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:11 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:It's not right though mate, we were just lucky that they did ;-)

No, from a football perspective it is not right. There are too many leeches in the game, from the very top at FIFA, UEFA and other governing bodies, to club owners, agents and greedy players stealing a living.

We happen to have some of the best people in football looking after our interests and they are doing a quite magnificent job.

I just find it hard to have even an ounce of pity for the rags and the people and set up they have and long may it continue
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Ironpot » Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:17 am

nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:It's not right though mate, we were just lucky that they did ;-)

No, from a football perspective it is not right. There are too many leeches in the game, from the very top at FIFA, UEFA and other governing bodies, to club owners, agents and greedy players stealing a living.

We happen to have some of the best people in football looking after our interests and they are doing a quite magnificent job.

I just find it hard to have even an ounce of pity for the rags and the people and set up they have and long may it continue



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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:16 am

Ironpot wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:It's not right though mate, we were just lucky that they did ;-)

No, from a football perspective it is not right. There are too many leeches in the game, from the very top at FIFA, UEFA and other governing bodies, to club owners, agents and greedy players stealing a living.

We happen to have some of the best people in football looking after our interests and they are doing a quite magnificent job.

I just find it hard to have even an ounce of pity for the rags and the people and set up they have and long may it continue



total agreement!

I don't think any Blue would have sympathy for the Rag vermin and if they did then I'd be very surprised. Just the thought of that banner wipes pit any notion of some form of kinship.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Fullartj » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:58 pm

Totally agree. Fuck them! the amount of abuse they gave all of us all over the years. I love what happend to those bunch of cunts. I hope the Glazers and Jose stay for at least 20 years.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:06 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:08 pm

see that the suadis are being linked with a takeover for them....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:10 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:see that the suadis are being linked with a takeover for them....

Couldn’t happen.
That would be filthy dirty oil money.
Not in my lifetime.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:31 pm

Rags are very much like the Saudi's, kicking people when they are down and buying their way out of so many problems. Most of all they are both Scum who use the media/geo-political arena to erase the shit they have done.

As Trump says, why should he cancel a $150 billion contract just because Saudi Arab kill a few innocents?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:54 pm

It's being reported that @ManUtd's American owners want to sell to the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman. He's the one who's being accused of ordering the murder of the Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:40 am

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