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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:56 pm
by zuricity
So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:14 pm
by iwasthere2012
This is the thread for this video I believe.

Watch on youtube.com

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:16 pm
by RodneyRodney
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:06 pm
by Hazy2
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.



NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:17 pm
by patrickblue
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.


That highlighted bit would only improve them.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:21 pm
by RodneyRodney
patrickblue wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.


That highlighted bit would only improve them.

Ok, then the yokel in charge of Cardiff ; what's his name ?
Failing that, Joey Barton

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:24 pm
by RodneyRodney
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.



NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rodders , not Nigels Tackle ; but if reading that made you come, then , well . . . . er .. .


Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:37 am
by Hazy2
RodneyRodney wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.





NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rodders , not Nigels Tackle ; but if reading that made you come, then , well . . . . er .. .


Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?


OK Dave.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:14 pm
by carolina-blue
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
zuricity wrote:So let's say the Rags are worth a Billion. As someone on here rightly pointed out , the leeches from the US have taken about 1 billion out of the club.

They still have massive debt , paying out a high interest. They need at least 500 mill to get a new squad together.

Which Rich Oil Magnate would buy from these US leeches? You would have to be a nutter. and a very rich nutter at that.


OK . Here's what I propose. If you've got 150 quid in your pocket, and I say "give me ten quid and I'll make your worst enemy disappear" , you'd pull my arm off. Buy the club , flog Pog & De Gea, give debuts to half a dozen kids from the academy , then flog off the best of them too, bring back Moyes, play Sanchez full 90 every game, make Fellatio club captain, Gurnface & Loosalot at the back every game, then sit back 7 watch the rot set in. Sure, it wouldn't be a money making excercise, but the looks on faces in the pigsty, rants on Youtube and the post-match riots would be worth it. Then melt down the statue of Whisky, demolish the swamp and flog the land for flats & a supermarket, and move the club to Dublin or Stevenage or Basingstoke so home supporters would have less travelling. After that, WE'D be the only club in Manchester . . .oh, hang on. Er... well you know what I mean. One,two, or three bill is POCKET MONEY for the Sheikhs family.





NIGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Rodders , not Nigels Tackle ; but if reading that made you come, then , well . . . . er .. .


Is there an emoji for long, awkward silence ?


OK Dave.


PMSL ,

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:05 pm
by zuricity
^^^^^^^^^^

I bet you don't get discussions of this quality on BM. thankfully this site doesn't do Adverts . Because if it did, Carlsberg wouldn't do one. or is it Mastercard ?
shows you how badly informed i am about adverts

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:15 pm
by Beefymcfc
I've just heard that during the supreme comeback from the Rags against the mighty Toon that Maureen supposedly walked into the dressing room and asked Pogba how they should set-up in the 2nd half to change it. Apparently Pogba gave the game plan, Maureen agreed and history was set.

Now, can anybody really believe that this s true? Does anybody really think that Maureen would allow Pogba even a say when it comes to managing the team and tactics?

This surely has to be a lek by the club to undermine Maureen. If it is, I'm gutted. He was doing such an excellent job of bringing them down from the inside.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:11 pm
by PeterParker
Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:39 pm
by bigblue
PeterParker wrote:Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.


The scum paid him an extra 75k for those 10 mins though

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:41 pm
by Beefymcfc
Are we having that!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:41 pm
by zuricity
bigblue wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Another game with almost no game time for Sanchez.
Karma is real.


The scum paid him an extra 75k for those 10 mins though


as i mentioned elsewhere, Sanchez on - Rags going for the draw!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:42 pm
by gmercer1
Oh what a beautiful morrrrning oh what a beautiful dayyyu :)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:45 pm
by Beefymcfc
I was hoping for a Rag win or a draw, at least I don't feel dirty now ;-)

Although, my step-son is very unhappy, extremely unhappy ....

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:31 pm
by Beefymcfc
I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:34 pm
by Mase
Beefymcfc wrote:I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.


They drew Beefy

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:40 pm
by Beefymcfc
Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:I thought the Rags started off in 8th this game week and even with their win today they could be in the bottom half by Monday night.

7 points off 4th already.


They drew Beefy

Like I said mate ;-)