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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:38 pm
by nottsblue
Think I read somewhere that when we took the lead today we had 88% possession and had completed 107 passes to the rags 7. Astonishing stats.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:59 pm
by Beefymcfc
12 points, less than a third of a season gone.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:36 am
by PeterParker
Did he moan that at 2-1 we had options and he did not? :lol:

Better give him some cash.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:06 am
by john@staustell
nottsblue wrote:Think I read somewhere that when we took the lead today we had 88% possession and had completed 107 passes to the rags 7. Astonishing stats.


Yeah but that's because they had 2 hard away games mate :D

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:42 pm
by london blue 2


Gotta love the GOAT :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:17 pm
by Fullartj
I love the way our goal difference is +31 and theirs is -1 after 12 games.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:46 pm
by bigblue


And a a bonus:

https://streamable.com/17vhk

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:28 pm
by Mase


What a goal! The rag players look like children.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:46 pm
by PeterParker
london blue 2 wrote:

Gotta love the GOAT :lol:


Hahah this is fantastic. Top lad that Goat fella.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:17 pm
by nottsblue
bigblue wrote:

And a a bonus:

https://streamable.com/17vhk

Foden 7 touches 7 passes 100%

Lukaku 9 touches 3 passes 66%

So Foden plays one touch passing like he’s a first team regular always finding a City shirt while Lukaku presumably takes a couple of touches to control the ball before laying it off and not always to a team mate :lol: :) :lol: :)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:59 pm
by Mase
PeterParker wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:

Gotta love the GOAT :lol:


Hahah this is fantastic. Top lad that Goat fella.


Doing the Poznan :lol: Class!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:45 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Balotellis instagram message.......too funny.

'Once a blue always a blue!!! Man Utd LOL AGAIN AND AGAIN!'

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:13 pm
by Justified logic
Mase wrote:


What a goal! The rag players look like children.

Is there any video of Sterling showboating and the interplay between him, Sane and Foden?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:30 pm
by bigblue
Justified logic wrote:
Mase wrote:


What a goal! The rag players look like children.

Is there any video of Sterling showboating and the interplay between him, Sane and Foden?


Posted in the other thread but here you go:

https://streamable.com/6h9zv

https://streamable.com/3j5dh

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:37 pm
by Mase
bigblue wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
Mase wrote:


What a goal! The rag players look like children.

Is there any video of Sterling showboating and the interplay between him, Sane and Foden?


Posted in the other thread but here you go:

https://streamable.com/6h9zv

https://streamable.com/3j5dh


That second video is fuckin class with both Sterling and Sane's reaction to Mata swatting the little rat away and then the handshake between SaS. Really wish Pep hadn't taken the piss out of Sterling and said something behind closed doors if he wanted to.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:00 pm
by Justified logic
bigblue wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
Mase wrote:


What a goal! The rag players look like children.

Is there any video of Sterling showboating and the interplay between him, Sane and Foden?


Posted in the other thread but here you go:

https://streamable.com/6h9zv

https://streamable.com/3j5dh

Thanks

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:46 pm
by nottsblue

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:07 pm
by craigmcfc
David McNamara, who was the ref for the women's game against Reading at the end of October, has been suspended for 3 weeks.

Now, are you ready for the reason? He forgot his coin, so the captains did "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to decide the "toss". :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:10 pm
by nottsblue
craigmcfc wrote:David McNamara, who was the ref for the women's game against Reading at the end of October, has been suspended for 3 weeks.

Now, are you ready for the reason? He forgot his coin, so the captains did "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to decide the "toss". :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sums up the FA perfectly. A referee uses initiative to determine who gets to KO a football match, which lets be honest, in the great scheme of things doesn’t mean much. He is banned for three weeks.

Other referees miss blatant handballs, reckless challenges, players removing their shirts after scoring FFS and many other transgressions which can and do directly influence the outcome of games, yet fuck all is done about it.

A farce

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:42 pm
by Scatman
nottsblue wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:David McNamara, who was the ref for the women's game against Reading at the end of October, has been suspended for 3 weeks.

Now, are you ready for the reason? He forgot his coin, so the captains did "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to decide the "toss". :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sums up the FA perfectly. A referee uses initiative to determine who gets to KO a football match, which lets be honest, in the great scheme of things doesn’t mean much. He is banned for three weeks.

Other referees miss blatant handballs, reckless challenges, players removing their shirts after scoring FFS and many other transgressions which can and do directly influence the outcome of games, yet fuck all is done about it.

A farce


Would it not have made more sense for him to get a coin from someone on the touchline?