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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:41 am
by carl_feedthegoat
Re above;

He knows he saved their arses far too many times and even the football world knows their team is fucking shite. (especially the defence ) He knows he wont be blamed and can still keep his standing as a top keeper till he gets his transfer

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:55 am
by Mase
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.


If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:01 am
by Foreverinbluedreams
Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.


If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.


It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:07 am
by Mase
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.


If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.


It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.


You're working off the correct numbers mate. 2 points he gains for them, not 3, which I imagine is where the 20 points came from.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:08 am
by Nigels Tackle
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.


If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.


It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.


i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:22 am
by iwasthere2012
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.


If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.


It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.


i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....

or our crap defending.

Doesn't account for when we weren't playing them though.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:24 am
by Foreverinbluedreams
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.


If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.


It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.


i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....


Sterling's shit finishing? A bit of that, a bit of DeGea, a bit of Ederson/shit defending and a bit of Martin Atkinson.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:41 pm
by iwasthere2012
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.


If the 20 points is accurate then they wouldn't have even qualified for Europa. That's how unrealistic that figure is.


It's impossible to quantify but how many times did you see him pull off a ridiculous save to win them points last season? His save from Aguero won them 2 against us, the cunt.


i’d say that our shit finishing won them the points last season....


Sterling's shit finishing? A bit of that, a bit of DeGea, a bit of Ederson/shit defending and a bit of Martin Atkinson.

Sounds like Mambo No.5.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:23 pm
by dazby
I was humming along. lol

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:36 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
dazby wrote:I was humming along. lol


Whilst licking your kitchen window.........

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:56 pm
by Nigels Tackle
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
dazby wrote:I was humming along. lol


Whilst licking your kitchen window.........


he could be your best friend for $50/month...

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:06 am
by Dipstick
This was after 22 games of last season:

In fact, De Gea has single handedly earned United 11 points already this season.
The stats were calculated by replacing De Gea with a keeper who has the average league shot stop rate.
It may seem harsh, but bear in mind that this average keeper still has a better return than Simon Mignolet, who has shot-stop rate of 57.1 per cent.


They would have been 6th (already 28 points behind) rather than second in the league.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5330061/manchester-united-would-be-eleven-points-worse-off-if-they-hadnt-had-david-de-gea-in-goal-this-season/

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:54 am
by Mase
Dipstick wrote:This was after 22 games of last season:

In fact, De Gea has single handedly earned United 11 points already this season.
The stats were calculated by replacing De Gea with a keeper who has the average league shot stop rate.
It may seem harsh, but bear in mind that this average keeper still has a better return than Simon Mignolet, who has shot-stop rate of 57.1 per cent.


They would have been 6th (already 28 points behind) rather than second in the league.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5330061/manchester-united-would-be-eleven-points-worse-off-if-they-hadnt-had-david-de-gea-in-goal-this-season/


The Sun? :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:19 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Nigels Tackle wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
dazby wrote:I was humming along. lol


Whilst licking your kitchen window.........


he could be your best friend for $50/month...


It costs double that just to even join my gang .
Shall I put you on the waiting list ?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:38 pm
by Beefymcfc
Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:03 pm
by nottsblue
Beefymcfc wrote:Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.

Funny that stuff like that is never reported yet it is if the price rises. Can’t think why that might be the case :roll: :roll:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:11 pm
by Mase
Beefymcfc wrote:Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.


De Gea saves them 12% share price a season.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:09 pm
by sheblue
nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Anybody noted that their share price has fallen by over 12% recently. Obviously some people aren't happy with them.

Funny that stuff like that is never reported yet it is if the price rises. Can’t think why that might be the case :roll: :roll:


Move along now nothing to see here. Sweeping frantically under the carpet.
Dig up some shit about city double quick.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:57 am
by Ironpot
This has probable been posted elsewhere and, if so, I apologise. Its worth watching to hear Zab take the piss!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oXTGxllOcjY

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:57 am
by zuricity
Maureen says Rags can be top 4 by the end of December .... which year Mo ?