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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:19 pm

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THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Blackadder » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:07 pm

I read one of my old rag friends this evening admitting that United are shite, but that he started supporting them under Ron Atkinson. So please, don't call him a glory-hunting rag spoiled by success.

They have written off this season.

As for the Dippers, scouse friends of mine are in awe of City. They have already accepted finishing runners-up.

Crazy talk. Far too early in the season for such twaddle.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:00 am

Some of the posters on the Caff are more entertaining than their football :
"Watching this United side play is like watching your favourite pub burn down in front of you. "
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:09 am

RodneyRodney wrote:Some of the posters on the Caff are more entertaining than their football :
"Watching this United side play is like watching your favourite pub burn down in front of you. "

A*
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:18 pm

john@staustell wrote:Speaking from bitter experience, you can lose and draw a game or two and you don't seem to drop much. Then one week you find all the teams below have caught up and you drop like a stone.

Hopefully Sothampton v Scum will signal just such an event. Though I must admit it's hard to see Mark Hughes team ever winning again



Given that the five or six teams at the top are taking points. The number of teams at the bottom with almost the same points is notably high.Huddersfield jumped way out of the bottom three, with an away win .

It will be tight down there , rags !
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Woodyblue » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:02 pm

bigblue wrote:Lukaku hasn't scored at home in 8 months. What a deal for £75m!



I lifted this interesting statistic from a mate
Can’t take any credit for it but made me smile.

Since Lukaku last scored at Old Trafford Alexis Sanchez has collected £12million and city have scored 83 goals..do the maths it’s funny has fuck
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby JamieMCFC » Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:54 pm

Someone found this in a medical textbook. :lol:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:32 pm

Fellaini 90+1

How best to describe Mourinhos tenure in 12 characters
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby london blue 2 » Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:02 am

JamieMCFC wrote:Someone found this in a medical textbook. :lol:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:30 pm

14 points last week and 16 this week, mind the gap raggies!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:57 pm

I laughed. Thought the Rags were a dead cert, seems they're more of a dead carthorse.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:04 pm

Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:10 pm

Bad points dropped by Southampton there. Hughes out.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:16 pm

bigblue wrote:Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:53 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
bigblue wrote:Lukaku had to get treatment after tripping over his bad first touch. 75 million



:lol: :lol: :lol:

In a season full of calamitous moments for the rags, I think this one tops the lot
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:55 pm

Some of these comments are priceless

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:49 pm

Today's gem from the Caff :
"I've been saying top 4 is not obtainable for weeks. Anyone who still thinks otherwise is diluted."
Seriously. Word for word.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:17 am

RodneyRodney wrote:Today's gem from the Caff :
"I've been saying top 4 is not obtainable for weeks. Anyone who still thinks otherwise is diluted."
Seriously. Word for word.



They are diluted. Diluted into a bath of shit.
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