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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby kennyboy » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:31 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


I am a penguin.

Anyway, the media is gonne totally wild over here, it`s hear Ole`s first words.. Ole will succeed etc.. etc..
I predict we will read about the rags every day til he is replaced. Scum back on all sports pages, and the games on telly is scum
every week i guess. Fans popping up again with red shirts.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:35 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:51 pm

patrickblue wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


Why don't polar bears eat penguins?


Because they don't have opposable thumbs and therefore....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:19 pm

zuricity wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


Why don't polar bears eat penguins?


Because they don't have opposable thumbs and therefore....

Cant get the wrappers off?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:37 am

I happened to mention that if we cannot win it this season then it'll probably be a good thing that the Dippers win it due to them being equal with the Rag scum. I was quickly, and with serious anger, cut down with 'They'll need another' line.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dazby » Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:18 am

Check the vid of John Stones watching his goal line clearance. Then check the Wikipedia definition of hadouken.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:38 pm

Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:05 pm

PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:19 pm

gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:50 pm

nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick


You've obviously under (or over) estimated them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:06 pm

patrickblue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick


You've obviously under (or over) estimated them.


They don't know when to use upper and lower case either, makes the written comments as difficult to understand as the accent.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:38 pm

From what I understand the upper case lower case is taking the piss out of them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:46 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:04 pm

nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick


Don't forget when the Mail actual spoke some truth.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:17 pm

We're so good we lost.

Is that Harry Redknapp's paedo brother?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:12 pm

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... c-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby city72 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:54 pm

PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:54 pm

city72 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?


I'm surprised they could tell what he was saying.

Imagine if they'd heard him when he was playing.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:22 pm



Even Schalke's official Twitter are taking the piss out of Liverpool fans.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:04 pm

liverpool have lost every game they've played this year
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