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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:19 pm
by iwasthere2012
PeterParker wrote:
Dimples wrote:16th Mar Solskjaer/Phelan Vs. Pep. Would not be allowed in boxing.

I wonder if they are just a front, the puppets, with Ferguson being the puppet master, until they get a permanent manager in?


I have my doubts Fergie is still with us after what happend last spring. My 2 cents, 0 chances of him doing any job around the club.


He wouldn't be up to it anymore.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:47 am
by BlueinBosnia
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:51 am
by RodneyRodney
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:22 pm
by Beefymcfc
Dimples wrote:16th Mar Solskjaer/Phelan Vs. Pep. Would not be allowed in boxing.

I wonder if they are just a front, the puppets, with Ferguson being the puppet master, until they get a permanent manager in?

I think that is exactly what is happening. Taggart and a few other advisors will set the team and tactics with the caretaker implementing them on the pitch. I heard that Gill was at the training ground the other day, most probably setting the ball in motion.

And, on a different note, how the fuck does Gill the gig to implement FFP against other clubs that may be his rivals. Corrupt fuckers!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:31 pm
by kennyboy
RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


I am a penguin.

Anyway, the media is gonne totally wild over here, it`s hear Ole`s first words.. Ole will succeed etc.. etc..
I predict we will read about the rags every day til he is replaced. Scum back on all sports pages, and the games on telly is scum
every week i guess. Fans popping up again with red shirts.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:35 pm
by patrickblue
RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:51 pm
by zuricity
patrickblue wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


Why don't polar bears eat penguins?


Because they don't have opposable thumbs and therefore....

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:19 pm
by iwasthere2012
zuricity wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:
kennyboy wrote:Iam a norwegian

Is that why you have a penguin as your avatar?


Penguins don't live in Norway


Why don't polar bears eat penguins?


Because they don't have opposable thumbs and therefore....

Cant get the wrappers off?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:37 am
by Beefymcfc
I happened to mention that if we cannot win it this season then it'll probably be a good thing that the Dippers win it due to them being equal with the Rag scum. I was quickly, and with serious anger, cut down with 'They'll need another' line.

I laughed.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:18 am
by dazby
Check the vid of John Stones watching his goal line clearance. Then check the Wikipedia definition of hadouken.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:38 pm
by PeterParker
Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:05 pm
by gmercer1
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:19 pm
by nottsblue
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:50 pm
by patrickblue
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick


You've obviously under (or over) estimated them.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:06 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
patrickblue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick


You've obviously under (or over) estimated them.


They don't know when to use upper and lower case either, makes the written comments as difficult to understand as the accent.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:38 pm
by Mase
From what I understand the upper case lower case is taking the piss out of them.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:46 pm
by nottsblue

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:04 pm
by PeterParker
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick


Don't forget when the Mail actual spoke some truth.
Image

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:17 pm
by Scatman
We're so good we lost.

Is that Harry Redknapp's paedo brother?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:12 pm
by PeterParker
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... c-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).