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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:54 pm
by city72
PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:54 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
city72 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?


I'm surprised they could tell what he was saying.

Imagine if they'd heard him when he was playing.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:22 pm
by Foreverinbluedreams


Even Schalke's official Twitter are taking the piss out of Liverpool fans.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:04 pm
by bigblue
liverpool have lost every game they've played this year

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:11 pm
by City64
Goal posts were too big and Wolverhampton Wanderers kit was too bright ........

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:36 am
by Hazy2
This Changes nothing according to Andy Robertson. How's the quadruple going McPointy..... cos liiiiiierpoooool could win the lot y know. It's possible fletch co it is is fletch ask mi mam.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:48 am
by john@staustell
Weakness of the squad laid bare for all to see. Open-top bus hire company will be really worried about 2019 revenues now

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:37 am
by PeterParker
Looks like even without Maureen, Fred keeps on playing :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gotta Love Karma.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:37 pm
by Nigels Tackle

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:03 am
by zuricity
450,000 quid per week bench warmer trying to force his way back into Ole's team, according to the media this weekend. Just to remind y'all. Have to laugh from time to time :lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:51 am
by Dubciteh
Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:03 am
by carolina-blue
Dubciteh wrote:Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....


:oops: :cry: :shock:
the stars are aligning For these Cunts
I don’t see any worldies in this one either

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:55 pm
by Beefymcfc
8-)
Dubciteh wrote:Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....

They'll probably still get an undeserved penalty,just to keep the run going!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:16 pm
by Beefymcfc
Murphy on Rashford - 'I don't see a weakness in his game ... But he has to improve on a goal in 3 games'.

Irony in the statement?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:44 pm
by bluemoon

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:03 pm
by fangsanalsatan
Has anyone mentioned the new contract for Duncan Edwards Reincarnated yet?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:09 pm
by Mase
bluemoon wrote:


Fantastic. Fair play to him for not being arsed about the slag anymore to do that.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:15 pm
by nottsblue
fangsanalsatan wrote:Has anyone mentioned the new contract for Duncan Edwards Reincarnated yet?

Hilarious.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:25 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
Mase wrote:
bluemoon wrote:


Fantastic. Fair play to him for not being arsed about the slag anymore to do that.


Well done Rodders

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:02 pm
by BlueinBosnia
Anyone else notice this bit?

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