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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Mon May 13, 2019 11:13 am


Some unbelievable stuff in there - no debrief and nobody expected back until 1 July being ridiculous. Then this:

"To reach the leaders it will take a long time. For ourselves, the short-term focus in the league will be getting into the top four. [...] In the league, the points we are behind the top two, they have been excellent, those two. Absolutely exceptional. And we are five or six points behind Arsenal, Tottenham, Chelsea. They are the ones we have to make sure we catch up and don't let anyone closer to us.", which is an open admission that Top 4 is the Rags' aim from now on in.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon May 13, 2019 11:14 am



Love that headline.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Mon May 13, 2019 11:30 am

How was your day with Scouse around?

Here they imploded. Bitter as ever.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon May 13, 2019 2:55 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:

Some unbelievable stuff in there - no debrief and nobody expected back until 1 July being ridiculous. Then this:

"To reach the leaders it will take a long time. For ourselves, the short-term focus in the league will be getting into the top four. [...] In the league, the points we are behind the top two, they have been excellent, those two. Absolutely exceptional. And we are five or six points behind Arsenal, Tottenham, Chelsea. They are the ones we have to make sure we catch up and don't let anyone closer to us.", which is an open admission that Top 4 is the Rags' aim from now on in.


He has been told the transfer budget for next year lol
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon May 13, 2019 3:44 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Mon May 13, 2019 3:59 pm

This is title number what in Liverpool's shirt for Jimmy?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Mon May 13, 2019 6:33 pm

PeterParker wrote:This is title number what in Liverpool's shirt for Jimmy?


Serve him right the Arse wipe
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue May 14, 2019 12:03 pm



:lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Tue May 14, 2019 1:05 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Wed May 15, 2019 11:35 am

Untied proudly announce their new Director of Football

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/joel-gla ... l-9540233/

According to The Daily Mirror, Glazer has stepped in once again to veto Martial’s potential departure this summer. The report claims that Martial is his favourite player at the club and he views the France international as United’s answer to Pele

I just truly hope this goes on all summer
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Wed May 15, 2019 3:21 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:Untied proudly announce their new Director of Football

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/joel-gla ... l-9540233/

According to The Daily Mirror, Glazer has stepped in once again to veto Martial’s potential departure this summer. The report claims that Martial is his favourite player at the club and he views the France international as United’s answer to Pele

I just truly hope this goes on all summer


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Wed May 15, 2019 3:38 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:Untied proudly announce their new Director of Football

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/joel-gla ... l-9540233/

According to The Daily Mirror, Glazer has stepped in once again to veto Martial’s potential departure this summer. The report claims that Martial is his favourite player at the club and he views the France international as United’s answer to Pele

I just truly hope this goes on all summer


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Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon May 20, 2019 6:07 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue May 21, 2019 6:00 pm

Say no more....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue May 21, 2019 7:27 pm

zuricity wrote:Say no more....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby s1ty m » Tue May 28, 2019 9:09 am

zuricity wrote:Say no more....


Superb.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed May 29, 2019 7:17 am

Have to laugh at how the RAG media is linking this poor, 6th rate team with all the big players going. as if any top line player would even consider going to this shower of shite!?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Wed May 29, 2019 7:22 am

john@staustell wrote:Have to laugh at how the RAG media is linking this poor, 6th rate team with all the big players going. as if any top line player would even consider going to this shower of shite!?


It's brilliant. They did a "How United Could Look Next Season" team and it was players that are champions League players :lol:
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