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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:32 pm

Scum!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:37 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... -34th.html

Manchester City top new ranking of football's best teams in the world... but United are THIRTY-FOURTH behind Young Boys, PAOK, Everton and Eibar
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:21 pm

Bruce has resigned from Sheffield Wednesday, presumably thinking he will get the Newcastle job. Will be funny if he didn’t.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:24 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Bruce has resigned from Sheffield Wednesday, presumably thinking he will get the Newcastle job. Will be funny if he didn’t.


If Bruce does get the barcodes job, that's one of the relegation spots sorted before we've even started the season. Ridiculous appointment for them. Shame as it's always a good away day
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:48 am

Degea gets a six year contract worth £117M

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:56 pm

Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

Watch on youtube.com
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:26 pm

patrickblue wrote:Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

Watch on youtube.com

That makes me laugh more everytime I see it ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:26 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

Watch on youtube.com

That makes me laugh more everytime I see it ;-)


I never knew it existed until yesterday. Seen the slippy Steve one loads of times, but didn't know they'd done one for the Palace game.

Fulkin hilarious
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:42 pm

Nicky Butt has been promoted at the swamp to head of first team development. Presumably in charge of shoring up their leaky defence. He has turned into a butt plug :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:43 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Here's a bit of Carlsberg nostalgia.

Watch on youtube.com

That makes me laugh more everytime I see it ;-)

Comedy gold.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:49 pm

Their fans are coming up with all kinds of rationalisations for the fee for Maguire.

They are a desperate lot.

£200m defence. Does it look like one?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:53 am

maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:00 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:20 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:33 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just compared our English trio which cost the same, 355 PL appearances between them before signing for City.

Distorting the market, nay value!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:07 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just compared our English trio which cost the same, 355 PL appearances between them before signing for City.

Distorting the market, nay value!


........they've bought 'potential' though! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:51 pm

Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:10 pm

Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?


Weeks wages fine, just the 400k.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:29 pm

Dameerto wrote:Lukaku being fined for not turning up for training... Have we all been on the Carlsberg this pre-season or something?

So, they tell him to fuck off and treat him like a leper but as soon as he's seen trying to be professional and train with Vinny K's new team they hit the roof and grab some money back?

I'd tell them to suck my cock, turn up for every training session and bleed them dry for every penny.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:22 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:maguire - £80m
wan bisaaka - £50m
james £15m

that's £145m for 3 players with guess how many premier league appearances combined to their names.....


It's 145, isn't it? I know Wan Bissaka has 40 odd, Maguire around 100 I'd say.


maguire - 101
wan-bis - 42
james - 0

more than £1m/pl appearance! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just compared our English trio which cost the same, 355 PL appearances between them before signing for City.

Distorting the market, nay value!


........they've bought 'potential' though! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


MU have to pay the going rate (+ 50% top up + incredible wages) because City ruined football way back in the day.
(Glazers must have been really feeling the pressure from the Global fan base to lash out £145M those three players).
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