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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:23 pm
by bigblue
Adam Johnson has more Premier League assists (11) than Jesse Lingard (10) in the last 6 years.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:09 am
by nottsblue
bigblue wrote:Adam Johnson has more Premier League assists (11) than Jesse Lingard (10) in the last 6 years.

Love this

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:07 pm
by bigblue
Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:18 am
by RodneyRodney
Just when they thought they'd finally got Sanchez (partially) off the wage bill, and out of the shed, they'll
have to keep him on as cover for Mugabe.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:52 am
by nottsblue
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Fiorentina are rumoured to be preparing a bid of £18M for him. A third of what they paid a year ago.
Well played Woodward, well played

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 7:39 am
by Mase
nottsblue wrote:
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Fiorentina are rumoured to be preparing a bid of £18M for him. A third of what they paid a year ago.
Well played Woodward, well played


Funny, I was at my father in law's last night and he was going on about how United need to copy Liverpool when buying players. And then mentioned "City have done okay, but they've spent big".... I asked who we've broken the transfer record for? No answer. I also asked how much Fred was. Or how much they're paying Sanchez. Or how much Pogba and Lukaku were. Fuckin thick these mongs

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:58 pm
by bigblue
So the rags loan out smalling and sanchez and sell lukaku. Then think that some youth from the academy will be enough to cover for them. Because ole will work his 99 magic or something? I don't see anyway this will end except for injuries happening (like with martial and shaw already) and the rags massively struggling when they have to rely on youth players worse than Pozo, Diaz, and Denis Suarez

but oles at the wheel eh :lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:20 pm
by CTID Hants
bigblue wrote:So the rags loan out smalling and sanchez and sell lukaku. Then think that some youth from the academy will be enough to cover for them. Because ole will work his 99 magic or something? I don't see anyway this will end except for injuries happening (like with martial and shaw already) and the rags massively struggling when they have to rely on youth players worse than Pozo, Diaz, and Denis Suarez

but oles at the wheel eh :lol: :lol:


I was thinking earlier (whilst taking a dump) how the rags continue to fall further and further behind. Every thing they try since the old soak retired has gone tits up, if anything Moyes was probably one of their better ideas.

One thing is for sure the Glazers really don't give a shit as long as their dividends keep coming

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 5:13 pm
by sheblue
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?


Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:24 am
by salford city
sheblue wrote:
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?


Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.


I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:30 am
by salford city
CTID Hants wrote:
bigblue wrote:So the rags loan out smalling and sanchez and sell lukaku. Then think that some youth from the academy will be enough to cover for them. Because ole will work his 99 magic or something? I don't see anyway this will end except for injuries happening (like with martial and shaw already) and the rags massively struggling when they have to rely on youth players worse than Pozo, Diaz, and Denis Suarez

but oles at the wheel eh :lol: :lol:


I was thinking earlier (whilst taking a dump) how the rags continue to fall further and further behind. Every thing they try since the old soak retired has gone tits up, if anything Moyes was probably one of their better ideas.

One thing is for sure the Glazers really don't give a shit as long as their dividends keep coming


Don't forget it's the Yoonited way to promote the youth, Maguire being just another one who came through their much vaunted academy. Got to love the Glazers, it seems that they are content to milk this cash cow for all it is worth & more whilst settling for mediocrity on the pitch. The fans won't know which way to turn when it the little fucktard at the wheel takes them over the cliff

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:32 am
by Mase
salford city wrote:
sheblue wrote:
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?


Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.


I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was


Not just him. Darmian, Shaw, Rojo, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Lindalof - all terrible signings. Woodward must have something on the owners surely?!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:38 am
by salford city
Mase wrote:
salford city wrote:
sheblue wrote:
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?


Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.


I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was


Not just him. Darmian, Shaw, Rojo, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Lindalof - all terrible signings. Woodward must have something on the owners surely?!


I think the owners must love that goon - only reason he is keeping the job. He gets my vote every day of the week

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:50 am
by Mase
salford city wrote:
Mase wrote:
salford city wrote:
sheblue wrote:
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?


Haha always laugh when I think of what they did in Donetsk when they heard the rags where spouting up 55m for him.
I think they are still laughing out there.


I'm certainly laughing - fcuk me what a buy he was


Not just him. Darmian, Shaw, Rojo, Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Lindalof - all terrible signings. Woodward must have something on the owners surely?!


I think the owners must love that goon - only reason he is keeping the job. He gets my vote every day of the week


If Ole wasn't so shit I'd say make Woodward manager. But they're the dream team!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 12:45 pm
by Beefymcfc
Still shaking my head at their transfer policy or, should I say, fire sale to save money!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 2:08 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
Stonking away point for the Hobbit-genius

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 2:47 pm
by PrezIke
The definition of mediocre.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:04 pm
by john@staustell
To be fair Southampton only had 10 men for about 20 minutes

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:09 pm
by bigblue
one of their only striking options, lingard, has no goals or assists in 2019

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 4:14 pm
by Outcast
Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
bigblue wrote:Hows that great midfielder Fred doing for the rags these days?

Fiorentina are rumoured to be preparing a bid of £18M for him. A third of what they paid a year ago.
Well played Woodward, well played


Funny, I was at my father in law's last night and he was going on about how United need to copy Liverpool when buying players. And then mentioned "City have done okay, but they've spent big".... I asked who we've broken the transfer record for? No answer. I also asked how much Fred was. Or how much they're paying Sanchez. Or how much Pogba and Lukaku were. Fuckin thick these mongs


Interesting! I thought the rags are all about their identity and not copying rivals! Whatever players they'll buy, with their current manager at the helm, they'll never move forward. These fuckers are trying to super glue their broken ship instead of welding it