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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:02 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
nottsblue wrote:In 17 out of their last 20 games the rags have failed to score more than once

The problem with the Rags is this 'United Way'. They all believe this is where they need to get back to but it's a mythical stance that they can never attain until they get the team in that can actually produce consistently good football, from manager to academy player.

Like all good teams it takes a good manager, a shot load of money and a little bit of time, time that the Rags don't seem to have. Thinking about it, they don't seem to have the 2 other factors either.

Long may it continue.

Samuels on the Sunday Supplement alluded to this. He was saying a lot of PL footballers won’t remember when the rags last had an aura of invincibility about them as they either weren’t born or would’ve been under 5 or 6 at the time. Long gone are the times when opposition teams would rock up to the swamp and roll over to have their bellies tickled.

Mid table teams are now disappointed if they don’t get something from a game v the rags these days
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:21 pm

Two seriously shit teams on show tonight , absolutely fucking abysmal .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:30 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Stop it, people. A draw at home against a team like Arsenal is an outstanding result.

Let's not forget, Arsenal have took a mighty 4 points from the Swamp in the last 10 years, an extra point really does inflate their average.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:31 pm

City64 wrote:Two seriously shit teams on show tonight , absolutely fucking abysmal .

Arsenal in 4th, show some respect ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:47 pm

Sorry, had to come back in. Sky managing expectations by asking whether these 2 should be making the top 6. Fuck me, top 6, for the ex-Sky 2.

.... you got me singing the Blues!!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:48 pm

rags worst start to the league in 30 years!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:04 pm

Oh, I just can't help myself ;-)

They've sacked the analysis early so that they can engage in the 'istreee years of Roy Keane.

Talk about brushing away the bad stories, just give the Rags their Golden Years to keep them happy.

It says MNF on the logo, does that mean Man'Nited Forever?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby walshawblue » Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:02 am

Beefymcfc wrote:Oh, I just can't help myself ;-)

They've sacked the analysis early so that they can engage in the 'istreee years of Roy Keane.

Talk about brushing away the bad stories, just give the Rags their Golden Years to keep them happy.

It says MNF on the logo, does that mean Man'Nited Forever?


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:07 am

walshawblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Oh, I just can't help myself ;-)

They've sacked the analysis early so that they can engage in the 'istreee years of Roy Keane.

Talk about brushing away the bad stories, just give the Rags their Golden Years to keep them happy.

It says MNF on the logo, does that mean Man'Nited Forever?


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:37 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:rags worst start to the league in 30 years!!


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Tue Oct 01, 2019 9:04 am

They're lucky that there's so many shit teams in the league now. Otherwise they'd candidates for relegation.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Tue Oct 01, 2019 9:11 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:rags worst start to the league in 30 years!!

Hasn't that stat been used for the majority of recent seasons?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:04 am

BlueinBosnia wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:rags worst start to the league in 30 years!!

Hasn't that stat been used for the majority of recent seasons?


Now lads, less of that talk. They are doing wonderfully and no doubt will consolidate 10th place this season.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:51 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:45 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/football/bl ... table-game


Manchester United v Arsenal felt and looked like a mid-table game
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:08 pm

PrezIke wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2019/oct/01/manchester-united-arsenal-felt-like-mid-table-game


Manchester United v Arsenal felt and looked like a mid-table game


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:33 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:28 am

Hahhhhahhhha fucking classic and it’s getting sent to 10 Munchens.
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