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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:54 pm

"Our planet is a BLUE planet" - Sir David Attenborough
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Fri Jan 10, 2020 3:00 am

RodneyRodney wrote:Beans Means Laughs !


Well

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Fri Jan 10, 2020 3:02 am

then again

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:44 am

bigblue wrote:then again

Watch on youtube.com


And he is adamant that he never got bird shit in his mouth......The whole world saw that pigeon shit land in your ugly mouth............. lying bird shit eating cunt
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:24 pm

https://twitter.com/Ultra_Suristic/stat ... 5431357440
Utd keeper Sergio Romero wrote his £170 K Lamborghini off this morning in Carrington speeding / black ice ? Lucky boy walking away from this !
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:27 pm

City64 wrote:https://twitter.com/Ultra_Suristic/status/1219234925431357440
Utd keeper Sergio Romero wrote his £170 K Lamborghini off this morning in Carrington speeding / black ice ? Lucky boy walking away from this !


Nothing unusual about a car crash at the swamp this season.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:29 pm

City64 wrote:https://twitter.com/Ultra_Suristic/status/1219234925431357440
Utd keeper Sergio Romero wrote his £170 K Lamborghini off this morning in Carrington speeding / black ice ? Lucky boy walking away from this !

Would have been safe if Ole was at the wheel!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:14 pm

Charged with failing to control their players

Nasty snarling mob confronting the referee.

Still maintaining their old values through everything then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:35 pm

john@staustell wrote:Charged with failing to control their players

Nasty snarling mob confronting the referee.

Still maintaining their old values through everything then!

The spirit of Keane and Ferguson lives on
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:01 pm

Also heard that in the negotiations with Porto for this latest flop Rags are asking for some of the money to be payable when they win the CL. And more if he wins the golden boot.

Word is Porto aren't so keen and want more up front

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:14 am

Sadly agent Ole has his days numbered
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:36 am

just when you think it couldn’t get any better over there!
amidst all this talk of the team being in free fall, no one is talking about the £500m+ they need to spend on bringing the swamp up to standard.
they are well and truly fucked for the foreseeable future. drink it in lads!!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:47 am

Has the league this season become a Scotland/France/ but with money. The scousers are walking the league like PSG. 2 team league next season again.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:09 pm

Burnley have won at Old Trafford: “I’m embarrassed,” says Rio Ferdinand on BT Sport. “I’m embarrassed to be here. They’ve spent £600m on players in recent years and I don’t see it out there. What's to show for it here? You can’t defend this? Young kids in schools around the country aren’t going to want to wear Man United shirts or come here and watch this. It’s embarrassing.”


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:42 pm

Ferdinand is such a moron. Probably the most idiotic ex-footballer on the planet.

Not to mention it was well documented that he cheated on his now dead wife with over 10 women, and he has the audacity to make documentaries on how hard it's been for him and how much of a family man he is, that absolute mugs lap up!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:44 pm

Mase wrote:Ferdinand is such a moron. Probably the most idiotic ex-footballer on the planet.

Not to mention it was well documented that he cheated on his now dead wife with over 10 women, and he has the audacity to make documentaries on how hard it's been for him and how much of a family man he is, that absolute mugs lap up!!


Dont abuse a fellow City fan :D
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Jan 28, 2020 4:15 pm

Apparently Sanchez is going to come back from Italy and show us how wrong we were about him. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:19 pm

https://twitter.com/MadmanMason3/status ... 8485171207

Man Utd fans throwing flares at Ed Woodwards house tonight . Seems genuine ?
Not really here

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:46 pm

City64 wrote:https://twitter.com/MadmanMason3/status/1222261928485171207

Man Utd fans throwing flares at Ed Woodwards house tonight . Seems genuine ?

Breaking news on SSN now verified
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:49 pm

City64 wrote:
City64 wrote:https://twitter.com/MadmanMason3/status/1222261928485171207

Man Utd fans throwing flares at Ed Woodwards house tonight . Seems genuine ?

Breaking news on SSN now verified

Wtf, because they’re all the way down in 5th?

Maybe the little gimps aren’t getting enough attention, even so, that’s low for any fan.
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