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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 5:56 pm
by Mase
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Mase wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I heard that the government are considering allowing crowds back to games in October, subject to certain criteria, one being the crowd don’t shout, cheer or sing, well that should work out ok then :lol:


Anfield will be okay from 2nd minute until 89th.

Apart from the penalties, it will be okay for the full 90 minutes at the swamp :lol:


I think we had the swamp 90% cleared out by the 50th minute in the 1-6

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:23 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I heard that the government are considering allowing crowds back to games in October, subject to certain criteria, one being the crowd don’t shout, cheer or sing, well that should work out ok then :lol:


Nobody in government has the slightest clue as to what goes on a football match.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:45 pm
by Harry Dowd scored
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I heard that the government are considering allowing crowds back to games in October, subject to certain criteria, one being the crowd don’t shout, cheer or sing, well that should work out ok then :lol:


Nobody in government has the slightest clue as to what goes on a football match.

Didn’t Cameron say he was a West Ham fan, then got confused with Villa because the colours were similar

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 9:55 am
by PeterParker
I just realised that Southgate fucked an apple pie in American Pie.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 5:59 pm
by PeterParker
Hard not to love this fella


Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:07 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
PeterParker wrote:Hard not to love this fella



He sounds as pissed off as us fans.

Has Sterling emerged from his embarrassment yet to apologize to the fans for his inexcusable fuckign miss ? Hes quick off the mark to tweet his off the field activities....maybe he can be just as quick to tweet a fuckign apology for his actual fuck up yesterday !!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:14 pm
by Mase
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Hard not to love this fella



He sounds as pissed off as us fans.

Has Sterling emerged from his embarrassment yet to apologize to the fans for his inexcusable fuckign miss ? Hes quick off the mark to tweet his off the field activities....maybe he can be just as quick to tweet a fuckign apology for his actual fuck up yesterday !!


Sterling is planning his next anti-racism crusade.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:14 pm
by PeterParker
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Hard not to love this fella



He sounds as pissed off as us fans.

Has Sterling emerged from his embarrassment yet to apologize to the fans for his inexcusable fuckign miss ? Hes quick off the mark to tweet his off the field activities....maybe he can be just as quick to tweet a fuckign apology for his actual fuck up yesterday !!


I don't think Bernie said "titles" instead of "title" there because he wasen't paying attention.
He knew the fucker :lol: A proper City fan in a blue shirt.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:36 pm
by stevefromdonny
can i just say only 4 weeks to the start of the new season

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:41 pm
by zuricity
The thing i like about Bernie's comment is telling them to go and read a book !

Brilliant , here is a guy who can converse fluently in several languages . He knows why they were going for him earlier this year ...

PL hypocrites.

Don't start about the Scousers .

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:00 pm
by salford city
I see that the Beeb published both of Bernie's tweets. They are a bunch of shit-stirring turds

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 12:05 am
by Outcast
salford city wrote:I see that the Beeb published both of Bernie's tweets. They are a bunch of shit-stirring turds


Good, more motivation to go after those vile cunts and knock them off their perch next season.

Pep better fucking play him ahead of that clog Gundo who constantly sucks off Kloppy

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:51 am
by Two's Kompany
Story of the day is the fact our red scum rivals think they were cheated last night because they should have had the throw-in that ultimately led to Sevilla's first goal! :roll:
They get 22 pens in a season but VAR apparently should have given them a throw!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:55 am
by PeterParker
I've watched the last 15 minutes, including the 2-1 goal.
In a few minutes after that, Fernandes was seeking contact in their box. I actually think this is a tactic Ole uses which he learned from taggart.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 am
by Beefymcfc
PeterParker wrote:I've watched the last 15 minutes, including the 2-1 goal.
In a few minutes after that, Fernandes was seeking contact in their box. I actually think this is a tactic Ole uses which he learned from taggart.

You don’t need to think, it actually is their main tactic. Anywhere on the pitch where they can gain advantage they will buy a foul, even without contact. I’ve also noticed that they are now doing it when they’re defending their box. Any touch and one of them will go down with a scream, ensuring the ref has something to decide on.

The worst part, the ref’s allow it.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:40 am
by PeterParker
Beefymcfc wrote:
PeterParker wrote:I've watched the last 15 minutes, including the 2-1 goal.
In a few minutes after that, Fernandes was seeking contact in their box. I actually think this is a tactic Ole uses which he learned from taggart.

You don’t need to think, it actually is their main tactic. Anywhere on the pitch where they can gain advantage they will buy a foul, even without contact. I’ve also noticed that they are now doing it when they’re defending their box. Any touch and one of them will go down with a scream, ensuring the ref has something to decide on.

The worst part, the ref’s allow it.


The refs always allowed that when it comes to them.
But on a funny note, I was certain Linderlof would hit Fernandes as he was shouting at him. :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:32 am
by sheblue
Wait until you see the amount of penalties they will get next season. Huge push for them in 20/21.... you aint seen nothing yet.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:08 pm
by Beefymcfc
sheblue wrote:Wait until you see the amount of penalties they will get next season. Huge push for them in 20/21.... you aint seen nothing yet.

Yep, next seasons officiating for the Rags and Dippers will be literally out of this world. It’s all about marketing and, as mentioned before, we will soon see the 19 v 20 mantra. Prior to the 18/19 season the opening adverts for Sky were all about a City v Liverpool title race even though the Rags came 2nd the previous year and Dippers finished 4th, 25 points behind. This season was very much the same apart from we were very much a minority in the showing. There was some form of build-up for us but less so than in 18/19.

Just waiting to see how Sky build-up the upcoming season to see how it will pan out.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:54 pm
by Harry Dowd scored
At first I thought it was a joke you know like April fool, the rags third kit next season is a Zebra pattern pmsl :lol: :lol:



https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/08/17 ... 057118.jpg

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:57 pm
by zuricity
Harry Dowd scored wrote:At first I thought it was a joke you know like April fool, the rags third kit next season is a Zebra pattern pmsl :lol: :lol:



https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/08/17 ... 057118.jpg

It's amazing what you can come with when you stitch a variety of rags together isn't it ;)