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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:38 am
by Wonderwall
zuricity wrote:I'll just bump this up again.


Kudos, had me in stitches

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:51 am
by sheblue
zuricity wrote:I'll just bump this up again.



:lol: :lol:
But lets hold off on the laughing for now.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:34 pm
by john@staustell
Out of Europa too now. Real Sociedad, top of La Liga and David Silva flying.

Wish he was still with us, instead of that shower of shite we saw the other day.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:22 pm
by Beefymcfc
Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.

The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:18 pm
by carolina-blue
Beefymcfc wrote:Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.

The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress


Looks like That cunt Ashton earning his 30pieces of silver

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:25 pm
by Hazy2
carolina-blue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.

The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress


Looks like That cunt Ashton earning his 30pieces of silver


Ashton proves the control SKY have over football SKY TO THE SCUM. COINCEDENCE RIGHT !

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:15 am
by city72
Oh how they laugh

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:28 pm
by johnny crossan
So I said to the wife, what should I do with all this bubble wrap.
She said pop it over there in the corner.
Took me four hours.
Eeeeeeee

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 11:12 pm
by Bluemoon4610
johnny crossan wrote:So I said to the wife, what should I do with all this bubble wrap.
She said pop it over there in the corner.
Took me four hours.
Eeeeeeee

:lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:46 pm
by City64
Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:43 pm
by zuricity
City64 wrote:Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .


The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:14 pm
by johnny crossan
The other day this bloke said if I didn't shut up he was gonna hit me with the neck of his guitar. I said, "is that a fret?!"

Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him absolutely not - that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:29 pm
by carolina-blue
zuricity wrote:
City64 wrote:Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .


The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.



We now get a 2 hr sly news everyday
Caught it today thought bound to show the goals from yesterday. did they fuck, all talk about this cunts ban and how the premier league have tarnished his reputation and Uruguay players want his ban overturned , won’t be watching that shite again

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:37 pm
by Beefymcfc
johnny crossan wrote:The other day this bloke said if I didn't shut up he was gonna hit me with the neck of his guitar. I said, "is that a fret?!"

Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him absolutely not - that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely!

Lol, thank you, pal ;-)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:40 pm
by Beefymcfc
carolina-blue wrote:
zuricity wrote:
City64 wrote:Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .


The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.



We now get a 2 hr sly news everyday
Caught it today thought bound to show the goals from yesterday. did they fuck, all talk about this cunts ban and how the premier league have tarnished his reputation and Uruguay players want his ban overturned , won’t be watching that shite again

As somebody mentioned, influencers in full effect. Sky cannot have the PL brand tarnished, everything possible will be done to carpet over the reputation of certain clubs.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:03 am
by Dimples
Narrative has changed with Neville. I wonder when will Keane be told to follow.

Going from: 'these players will throw Ole under the bus' (Keane more than once) and
Neville 'I think a couple of years ago I said quite publicly at times there was a team I didn't like watching wearing those red shirt'

now from Neville: 'What Manchester United have is a lot of match-winners - Edinson Cavani, Anthony Martial, Daniel James, Mason Greenwood, Bruno Fernandes, Paul Pogba, Marcus Rashford... Game-changers.'

To which I say, it is amazing how good a manager VAR is

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:52 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:43 pm
by salford city
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?


Maybe the same readon as Lampard in that they think it will carry favour at the swamp and they can pick up some of the kids on loan?

Cannot see this working, he's not the brightest kid and I imagine it will be difficult for him to get his ideas across without crayons

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:55 pm
by nottsblue
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?

Maybe they think he still curries favour with officials as he used to get away with murder as a player

A quite baffling appointment and one they will regret in a year or so. But most of the EFL clubs seem to change their managers with alacrity and very few of them have my sympathy with the issues they face due to Covid-19.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:56 pm
by rosbif cuisson 'bleu'
salford city wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?


Maybe the same readon as Lampard in that they think it will carry favour at the swamp and they can pick up some of the kids on loan?

Cannot see this working, he's not the brightest kid and I imagine it will be difficult for him to get his ideas across without eating the crayons