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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:23 pmby budfox
Somewhere behind the scenes he's probably been told:
"Count out ten players using your fingers and thumbs, but don't include anyone wearing gloves. Then choose one of the ones wearing gloves to be the goalkeeper. Don't say anything about school lunches".
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:41 pmby johnny crossan
I arrived early to a restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting for a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:47 pmby Bluemoon4610
Hahahaha
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:40 pmby Green & Blue
That’s brilliant
may get that in circulation while the going is good
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:59 pmby johnny crossan
Bluemoon4610 wrote:Hahahaha
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:34 amby zuricity
Sheff Utd's win yesterday should give them confidence going into another similar battle with an underdog on wednesday.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:51 pmby zuricity
yep , true dat
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:14 pmby Beefymcfc
zuricity wrote:yep , true dat
I thought that was 2 small knob shaped candles at first.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:01 pmby johnny crossan
A shepherd is tending his flock at the end of the day and asks his sheepdog how many sheep he had herded.
'30!' said the sheepdog.
After recovering from the shock of hearing his dog speak English, the shepherd replies, 'but we only have 26'.
'That's right', replied the dog, 'I rounded them up'.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:07 amby salford city
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Feb 12, 2021 7:53 pmby johnny crossan
A joke about covid isn't funny unless nobody gets it.
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Sat Feb 20, 2021 5:33 pmby carl_feedthegoat
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:03 pmby Scatman
Would be good if it actually happened
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:06 pmby johnny crossan
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:40 pmby nottsblue
The man employed to create artificial crowd noise when Liverpool score at Anfield has been furloughed.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Sun Mar 07, 2021 9:40 amby nottsblue
The dippers have the worst home record out of all 92 football league clubs in 2021 with 1 goal, (a wrongly awarded penalty as it happens) and 1 point.
Anfield?
Anfailed more like
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:25 amby johnny crossan
Therapist
Your wife says you never buy her flowers
Husband
To be honest, I never knew she sold them.
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:31 amby City64
Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:32 amby Scatman
City64 wrote:Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?
Is Mick Hucknall planning on taking them over?
Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:25 pmby City64
Scatman wrote:City64 wrote:Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?
Is Mick Hucknall planning on taking them over?
He too busy having another facelift.
Watch on