Otamendi

[Fidel Castro]

Tarka is shit

[DoomMerchant]

So you have no feel for Blue bollocks talk. I notice how the most northern or manc shite, sails way over your head which makes you look a twat at times. In a nice way your shite is also brilliantly confusing cheers Doomy. Crack on.

Ooof...no idea why you'd think that based upon this alleged convo, but just for reference...this is how i picture you, but drunken>/...

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If it is your mummy I mean no offence, white knickers are a bastard to keep respectable when posing in that manner. But you have her support which is credit to her and you.

My mother's dead, you stupid cunt.

Now what?

cheers

You have my sympathies. But on this board you act like a twat, insult and cry when the banter comes back, so the respect I show all posters is maybe a starting point for you, but I doubt it.

Who's fucking crying, spaztard?

You're the one that starting singling me out for telling Mase he can't fucking add, which apparently you're challenged by as well i suppose.

The two of you should hit the fucking books and get back to me when you can perform some basic grade school level shit worthy of an adult conversation.

Because i have no fucking idea what you think i'm crying about. Cuz, i'm not. Cus. Got it?

cheers

[Socrates]

Doomy is right though mate, if you owed me 25 notes and I said I want your Ali Bernabia signed shirt and I'll write off the 25 notes and give you another 8, it has still cost me 33 to get the shirt from you.

"30+", "20 ODD", and "ABOUT £8 million". I didn't give exact figures like you have. Read it again.

I await your apology.

It was an analogy you pillock. I took the midpoint figure in your preposterous post just to give you an example. If we forewent 20odd million they owed us then we still gave them that 20 odd million PLUS the cash we gave them, I'm sorry you are thick.

[Mase]

Doomy is right though mate, if you owed me 25 notes and I said I want your Ali Bernabia signed shirt and I'll write off the 25 notes and give you another 8, it has still cost me 33 to get the shirt from you.

"30+", "20 ODD", and "ABOUT £8 million". I didn't give exact figures like you have. Read it again.

I await your apology.

It was an analogy you pillock. I took the midpoint figure in your preposterous post just to give you an example. If we forewent 20odd million they owed us then we still gave them that 20 odd million PLUS the cash we gave them, I'm sorry you are thick.

Thick? Didn't you share a room with this boards version of Jack the Ripper at one point? Who's the thick one?

[Mase]

Who's fucking crying, spaztard?

You're the one that starting singling me out for telling Mase he can't fucking add, which apparently you're challenged by as well i suppose.

The two of you should hit the fucking books and get back to me when you can perform some basic grade school level shit worthy of an adult conversation.

Because i have no fucking idea what you think i'm crying about. Cuz, i'm not. Cus. Got it?

cheers

Perhaps you should have a few weeks break from the board with the amount of shit you've come out with recently? Just a suggestion.

Maybe go 'kick it' with your West Ham supporting 'mate' that told you he used to sit with Spurs fans during that friendlier time?

[lets all have a disco]

Which one of you three loves Otamendi's beard the most?

Asking for a friend.

[Grandad Rosler]

I have never ever in my time of watching and playing football seen a defender on his arse as much as this guy. Makes me laugh with his perceived hard man image. Do me a favour. Soft as shite.

Echos my sentiments exactly. I've never seen a defender, even more so a centre back, get bullied off the ball as easily as Otter.

On numerous occasions it has cost us and he goes down crying foul. The tenancy to go to ground is also funking annoying. Mahrez made him look like a tit, as have numerous others

[Hazy2]

This is getting as funny as the defender in questions defending. Spaztard out.

[Mase]

Which one of you three loves Otamendi's beard the most?

Asking for a friend.

Too looked after for me. I prefer a scruffy lumberjack beard.

[Hazy2]

Who's fucking crying, spaztard?

You're the one that starting singling me out for telling Mase he can't fucking add, which apparently you're challenged by as well i suppose.

The two of you should hit the fucking books and get back to me when you can perform some basic grade school level shit worthy of an adult conversation.

Because i have no fucking idea what you think i'm crying about. Cuz, i'm not. Cus. Got it?

cheers

I love it. Doomy you are on fire my-man. Hall of fame here you come. Or maybe just Fame would be a better fit, I can see you in leg warmers, ya prick.

[DoomMerchant]

Who's fucking crying, spaztard?

You're the one that starting singling me out for telling Mase he can't fucking add, which apparently you're challenged by as well i suppose.

The two of you should hit the fucking books and get back to me when you can perform some basic grade school level shit worthy of an adult conversation.

Because i have no fucking idea what you think i'm crying about. Cuz, i'm not. Cus. Got it?

cheers

Perhaps you should have a few weeks break from the board with the amount of shit you've come out with recently? Just a suggestion.

Maybe go 'kick it' with your West Ham supporting 'mate' that told you he used to sit with Spurs fans during that friendlier time?

Go read some history books about football and talk to someone over the age of 30 once in a while and you'll maybe get a fresh perspective. In fact, ready any book. It'll help you. I promise.

Mr LAHAD I think it's obvious that I love Otter's beard the most. It's tragicomedic at this point.

Cheers

[Lee_Kinda]

anyone need a tight fade?

I know a guy.

[Sister of fu]

anyone need a tight fade?

I know a guy.

I want one for my wedding.....

[Mase]

Who's fucking crying, spaztard?

You're the one that starting singling me out for telling Mase he can't fucking add, which apparently you're challenged by as well i suppose.

The two of you should hit the fucking books and get back to me when you can perform some basic grade school level shit worthy of an adult conversation.

Because i have no fucking idea what you think i'm crying about. Cuz, i'm not. Cus. Got it?

cheers

Perhaps you should have a few weeks break from the board with the amount of shit you've come out with recently? Just a suggestion.

Maybe go 'kick it' with your West Ham supporting 'mate' that told you he used to sit with Spurs fans during that friendlier time?

Go read some history books about football and talk to someone over the age of 30 once in a while and you'll maybe get a fresh perspective. In fact, ready any book. It'll help you. I promise.

Cheers

You got told after you made that comment by pretty much everyone that responded to you how wrong you are on that.

[iwasthere2012]

Sounds like a Spanish breakfast bar.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Sounds like a Spanish breakfast bar.

Like.

A Spanish mechanic - Auto-mendi

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Please forgive my ignorance but what is tarka and what is a tight fade?

[dave watson's perm]

Please forgive my ignorance but what is tarka and what is a tight fade?

Tarka the Otter was a film/book? Think Flipper or Dumbo......................

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Please forgive my ignorance but what is tarka and what is a tight fade?

Tarka the Otter was a film/book? Think Flipper or Dumbo......................

Ah I see, thanks mate, now I just have to find out what a tight fade is and I'll be fully up to speed.

[dave watson's perm]

Please forgive my ignorance but what is tarka and what is a tight fade?

Tarka the Otter was a film/book? Think Flipper or Dumbo......................

Ah I see, thanks mate, now I just have to find out what a tight fade is and I'll be fully up to speed.

tight fade is the strange thing on top of Tarka's head