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Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

Whatever it is, under Klopp he is unlikely to feature much. The next move he makes will be crucial to him otherwise he end up at a bottom to lower level PL club in a few years and for someone of his talent it would be a shame. I could see him at the rags to be honest which would be a good move for all parties

Wooders wrote:Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

the only thing he worships is cashmoney

nottsblue wrote:Whatever it is, under Klopp he is unlikely to feature much. The next move he makes will be crucial to him otherwise he end up at a bottom to lower level PL club in a few years and for someone of his talent it would be a shame. I could see him at the rags to be honest which would be a good move for all parties

Ideal fit. All twats together

Wooders wrote:Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

Wooders wrote:Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

I always hear rumours that he doesn't even like football and that he parents live with him. Mental if true.

I understand his plight. I am refusing to go into work tomorrow as the God's Of Hashisha say so!

nottsblue wrote:

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

Wooders wrote:Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

Only to the newer and less educated dipper.

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

nottsblue wrote:

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

Wooders wrote:Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

Only to the newer and less educated dipper.

The "less educated dipper"! Even the brightest dipper is thick as pig shit. I dread to think of a less educated version. Imagine it would be someone like Shrek perhaps?

Bullshit

john@staustell wrote:

nottsblue wrote:Whatever it is, under Klopp he is unlikely to feature much. The next move he makes will be crucial to him otherwise he end up at a bottom to lower level PL club in a few years and for someone of his talent it would be a shame. I could see him at the rags to be honest which would be a good move for all parties

Ideal fit. All twats together

God included.

Give a flying fuck, to be honest.

Remember a few years ago when we drew 2-2 at home with them and he scored a screamer and did not celebrated at all, even if in the past he received a lot hate from our fans. I respect him from that moment and if he wants to praise even the Michelin Man, who are we to judge him?

Let their be an exorcism and a 44000 candle lit vigil. #prayforsturridge

nottsblue wrote:

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

nottsblue wrote:

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

Wooders wrote:Apparently not injured but is refusing to play as it would be an afront to God (whomever he worships) - crazy rumour just mad enough to be true! Has been quite vocal about how god has a plan for him to play, perhaps god changed his mind?

If it's a dipper rumour then you do know God is the word they use for Kenny Dalglish, don't you?

I thought Fowler was God in the eyes of the dippers?

Only to the newer and less educated dipper.

The "less educated dipper"! Even the brightest dipper is thick as pig shit. I dread to think of a less educated version. Imagine it would be someone like Shrek perhaps?

Steve Mcminimum.

Aye. Or Carragher. Does anyone outside dipperland understand what he goes on about?

nottsblue wrote:Aye. Or Carragher. Does anyone outside dipperland understand what he goes on about?

I believe it is only canines that are able to tune in to his frequency.

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

nottsblue wrote:Aye. Or Carragher. Does anyone outside dipperland understand what he goes on about?

I believe it is only canines that are able to tune in to his frequency.

That one really made me chuckle. Nice one PD.

Wish we'd never allowed him to go,fit and happy Sturridge is class.

lets all have a disco wrote:Wish we'd never allowed him to go,fit and happy Sturridge is class.

So was bojinov and it happened about as often too:)