allardyce

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Nowt will come of this.

Good shout. Although he wasn't sacked for corruption and venality but rather because he might have continued to attract bad publicity.
My money is on this guy next

Watch on youtube.com

[johnny crossan]

Poor little Sammy Lee, gotta feel for him, 100% win record like Big Sam though.

[Bianchi on Ice]

Im throwing my hat into the ring. Im incorruptible. I even feel guilty claiming tax credits.

Rio, is that you?

Yeah bang to rights bruv. My agent put that long word in for me but apart from that Im keepin it real

[Justified logic]

Im throwing my hat into the ring. Im incorruptible. I even feel guilty claiming tax credits.

Rio, is that you?

Yeah bang to rights bruv. My agent put that long word in for me but apart from that Im keepin it real

Well if your agent was worth his weight in gold he'd have got you the gig first time 'round.

[johnny crossan]

Trump to become England manager
28-09-16



DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.

After Sam Allardyce was sacked for listing Wembley Stadium on eBay, the England squad is to become Trumpland Raiders FC.

Trump said: “This guy Sam hasn’t got them a game in, like, four weeks. Sad. But with me they will be playing every single day. Twice on Saturdays, you better believe me.

“I have all the best football people, just the greatest. Ask Pele. Ask that gay-looking guy married to the singer, they’ll all tell you.”

England players met the bullish university creator last night, with striker Wayne Rooney immediately bonding with the new manager over hair-sculpting regimes.

The squad for next month’s qualifying match against Malta will be selected by pitting them against each other in a series of tests including running a pop-up bagel stand and launching a new type of men’s fragrance.

Trump said: “We’re gonna go to Russia and we’re just gonna take the World Cup before a ball is kicked, I can totally make that happen.”




http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo ... 0928114511

[CuteMancs]

Trump to become England manager
28-09-16



DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.

After Sam Allardyce was sacked for listing Wembley Stadium on eBay, the England squad is to become Trumpland Raiders FC.

Trump said: “This guy Sam hasn’t got them a game in, like, four weeks. Sad. But with me they will be playing every single day. Twice on Saturdays, you better believe me.

“I have all the best football people, just the greatest. Ask Pele. Ask that gay-looking guy married to the singer, they’ll all tell you.”

England players met the bullish university creator last night, with striker Wayne Rooney immediately bonding with the new manager over hair-sculpting regimes.

The squad for next month’s qualifying match against Malta will be selected by pitting them against each other in a series of tests including running a pop-up bagel stand and launching a new type of men’s fragrance.

Trump said: “We’re gonna go to Russia and we’re just gonna take the World Cup before a ball is kicked, I can totally make that happen.”




http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo ... 0928114511

Love this

[dazby]

Top marks.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

That's Nobel Prize 'journalism'

However, I thought the reference to Shrek was just splitting hairs.

[JamieMCFC]

[bigblue]

Love this

They need to shorten the sentences and increase the rambling to make it sound like lying don

[MilnersJaw]

What did old Morrison say

[Hazy2]

Poor little Sammy Lee, gotta feel for him, 100% win record like Big Sam though.

I Did not know Martyn Margetsin was the goalkeeping coach.

[nottsblue]

See Southgate has already nailed his colours to the Shrek mast by announcing he remains as captain. And to think the FA thought BFS was bringing the game into disrepute

[Bianchi on Ice]

See Southgate has already nailed his colours to the Shrek mast by announcing he remains as captain. And to think the FA thought BFS was bringing the game into disrepute

What southgate actually said was "his remains remain as captain"

[johnny crossan]

Wenger has just thrown his hat into the ring - sort of

[nottsblue]

Wenger has just thrown his hat into the ring - sort of

He thought he was at a swingers party

[CuteMancs]

This is a site I look at for non football related scandal and gossip, but today it has this story...any guesses who they are tailing about ?

It's a good time now before anybody else has a go!

http://blindgossip.com/?p=81114#more-81114