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Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:51 pm
by Wonderwall
Lawro's opponent for this week's fixtures is legendary 1980s pop star Rick Astley.

Astley is a Rag twat and says he did not really have any choice in the matter. "I did not even have to think about it," he explained. "I always supported the red shite because my older brothers do." He only began watching United regularly in the late 1990s when he took a break in his music career and his first visit to to the swamp infested shit hole was in 1998 when he saw the useless twat beaten 1-0 by Arsenal. Superfan Astley was born in 1966, which meant he was THIRTY FUCKING TWO by the time he went to watch his boyhodd wankers for the first time.

Astley told BBC Sport: "United are so exciting as a team going forward but, like every team, there are certain days when it doesn't click and when it is like that it is just painful". Yeah, but I bet you're never gonna give them up, eh Rick!

Lawro says

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37898680

Manchester City have also dropped some points in the past few weeks but what helps them here is they are well placed in their Champions League group.

That means City boss Pep Guardiola does not have to have one eye on their trip to play Borussia Monchengladbach on Wednesday when he picks his team for this game,

Crystal Palace have lost their past four league matches, and it is hard to see them ending that losing streak on Saturday.

Lawro's prediction: 0-2

Rick's prediction
: City are a bit of a mega-force right now so I have got to say they will win. 1-2

Yeah we are Cunty McCuntface

Merson says

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... redictions

This is a big one. Coming back off the international break is always a leveller.

Palace are on one of those Alan Pardew runs, where you can win five on the trot then lost five on the trot.

The other week, when Palace got back to 2-2 against Burnley, there looked to be only one winner, then Burnley go up the other end and score. It's a rotten run.

I think it always feels like a hard place to go, Selhurst Park, but Aguero didn't play for Argentina in midweek and I can see him firing.

PAUL PREDICTS: 1-3 (Sky Bet odds 10/1)

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:01 pm
by CTID Hants
Astley is a Rag twat and says he did not really have any choice in the matter. "I did not even have to think about it," he explained. "I always supported the red shite because my older brothers do." He only began watching United regularly in the late 1990s when he took a break in his music career and his first visit to to the swamp infested shit hole was in 1998 when he saw the useless twat beaten 1-0 by Arsenal. Superfan Astley was born in 1966, which meant he was THIRTY FUCKING TWO by the time he went to watch his boyhodd wankers for the first time.

HaHa just like 95% of rags

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:55 pm
by Beefymcfc
You can tell he's not seen them in years and is only getting his name out there due to his resurgence on the music scene. When was the last time they played exciting attacking football?

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:50 pm
by Scatman
Red Shite?

Has the author turned into an Everton supporter?

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:58 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
Rick Astley supports the rags for the same reason as most of their fans because he 'didn't think about it'. Can't think, won't think.

Anyway, welcome back 2-0, now it feels like a proper weekend.

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 5:47 pm
by Beefymcfc
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Rick Astley supports the rags for the same reason as most of their fans because he 'didn't think about it'. Can't think, won't think.

Anyway, welcome back 2-0, now it feels like a proper weekend.

2-0?

Sorry, I get it, prediction.

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:18 pm
by nottsblue
Good ol' Lawro. Safe bet as per usual

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:28 am
by sheblue
RIck Astley ffs scraping the bottom of the barrel there. His taste in football is every bit as shite as his taste in music.
And he splurted out some shite the fecking rag ponse.

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:19 am
by Original Dub
Some beautiful editing there Bob.

Very apt !

Re: Lawro and degenerate Predictions v Palace (A)

PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:09 pm
by South Stand Balti
CTID Hants wrote:Astley is a Rag twat and says he did not really have any choice in the matter. "I did not even have to think about it," he explained. "I always supported the red shite because my older brothers do." He only began watching United regularly in the late 1990s when he took a break in his music career and his first visit to to the swamp infested shit hole was in 1998 when he saw the useless twat beaten 1-0 by Arsenal. Superfan Astley was born in 1966, which meant he was THIRTY FUCKING TWO by the time he went to watch his boyhodd wankers for the first time.

HaHa just like 95% of rags

I love the tone of this post. It's a lesson in a healthy attitude towards the rags which all Blues should display.