Worst keeper ever.

Here is the place to talk about all things city and football!

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:47 am

Feed The Goat wrote:Can i just say that bravo has been disappointing so far but his stats from Barca and Chillie are good so he's clearly not a crap keeper. It must take time to settle in a new country and new team. Give the lad a chance.


Now you've gone and done it! Carl's coming for you.
Foreverinbluedreams
Denis Law's Backheel
 
Posts: 9224
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:34 pm
Supporter of: Euthanasia

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Moonchesteri » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:51 am

He is the worst keeper I have seen in my life. And that includes all professional football. And some amateur football. And no, I am not exaggerating.
Moonchesteri
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Neil Young's FA Cup Winning Goal
 
Posts: 11443
Joined: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:58 pm
Location: Blue moon
Supporter of: MCFC

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Sister of fu » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:27 am

If people put as much energy into supporting City as they do into slagging off Bravo we might actually get somewhere.

Yes he is struggling but why not as a group of fans can't we get behind the lad and try and lift him. I heard a scatter of booing and ironic cheers yesterday at the game when he's name was called out and he touched the ball with his hands. Does this help anyone, no.

I hope he comes good and shuts people up because he is a very keeper who just happens to be not playing well and having zero luck.

Only one keeper was shite yesterday and 100% it wasn't ours...
Sister of fu
Joe Hart's 29 Clean Sheets
 
Posts: 5770
Joined: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:44 am
Location: Manchester
Gender: Female
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Uwe Rosler

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Slim » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:31 am

Shots on target: 2
Goals: 2

If Pep wants a keeper who can pass, he may as well put David Silva in goal, he'd probably have the same save %
Image
User avatar
Slim
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 30343
Joined: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:57 am
Location: Perth

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:33 am

Slim wrote:Shots on target: 2
Goals: 2

If Pep wants a keeper who can pass, he may as well put David Silva in goal, he'd probably have the same save %


if bravo had been playing for spurs and we had lloris the score yesterday would have been 7 or 8 nil
ARMCHAIR FAN
Nigels Tackle
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Alan Oakes' 668 Games
 
Posts: 17606
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: here, there, every fucking where
Supporter of: man love
My favourite player is: riyad meh!rez

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby london blue 2 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:33 am

Slim wrote:Shots on target: 2
Goals: 2

If Pep wants a keeper who can pass, he may as well put David Silva in goal, he'd probably have the same save %

This is happening every game.
london blue 2
Paul Power's Tash
 
Posts: 10338
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 10:32 am
Location: london
Supporter of: MCFC

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Sister of fu » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:34 am

Slim wrote:Shots on target: 2
Goals: 2

If Pep wants a keeper who can pass, he may as well put David Silva in goal, he'd probably have the same save %


Was it about 100 chances yesterday and two goals. That needs to improve. We do our job up top we don't need to be as concerned about the back. Did you know Liverpool have conceded more than us in the league this season?
Sister of fu
Joe Hart's 29 Clean Sheets
 
Posts: 5770
Joined: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:44 am
Location: Manchester
Gender: Female
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Uwe Rosler

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby PeterParker » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:35 am

Sister of fu wrote:If people put as much energy into supporting City as they do into slagging off Bravo we might actually get somewhere.

Yes he is struggling but why not as a group of fans can't we get behind the lad and try and lift him. I heard a scatter of booing and ironic cheers yesterday at the game when he's name was called out and he touched the ball with his hands. Does this help anyone, no.

I hope he comes good and shuts people up because he is a very keeper who just happens to be not playing well and having zero luck.

Only one keeper was shite yesterday and 100% it wasn't ours...


I agree with this.

I also think he needs to see a pshychologyst. The fella clearly needs help to cope with all of this. I am just concerned that a player of his age and experience could be so weak mentally.
Image
User avatar
PeterParker
Roberto Mancini's Scarf
 
Posts: 21234
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:36 pm
Location: Bucharest
Supporter of: The Blue Moon blues
My favourite player is: King Mike

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:55 am

Sister of fu wrote:
Slim wrote:Shots on target: 2
Goals: 2

If Pep wants a keeper who can pass, he may as well put David Silva in goal, he'd probably have the same save %


Was it about 100 chances yesterday and two goals. That needs to improve. We do our job up top we don't need to be as concerned about the back. Did you know Liverpool have conceded more than us in the league this season?


...and they want to buy the keeper who we've loaned out.
do the math.
ARMCHAIR FAN
Nigels Tackle
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Alan Oakes' 668 Games
 
Posts: 17606
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: here, there, every fucking where
Supporter of: man love
My favourite player is: riyad meh!rez

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby everyonehatesus » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:00 am

Hes shit and a weak minded fuckwit. If he was a normal guy doing a normal job he would have been fucked off long before his 3 month trial period was up. The money he gets fucking paid he shouldnt need a bloody shrink he should be good enough to the job.
Hes a joke
everyonehatesus
De Jong's Tackle
 
Posts: 1506
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:08 pm
Location: worcester

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:00 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Sister of fu wrote:
Slim wrote:Shots on target: 2
Goals: 2

If Pep wants a keeper who can pass, he may as well put David Silva in goal, he'd probably have the same save %


Was it about 100 chances yesterday and two goals. That needs to improve. We do our job up top we don't need to be as concerned about the back. Did you know Liverpool have conceded more than us in the league this season?


...and they want to buy the keeper who we've loaned out.
do the math.


According to?
Foreverinbluedreams
Denis Law's Backheel
 
Posts: 9224
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:34 pm
Supporter of: Euthanasia

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:08 am

Sister of fu wrote:If people put as much energy into supporting City as they do into slagging off Bravo we might actually get somewhere.

Yes he is struggling but why not as a group of fans can't we get behind the lad and try and lift him. I heard a scatter of booing and ironic cheers yesterday at the game when he's name was called out and he touched the ball with his hands. Does this help anyone, no.

I hope he comes good and shuts people up because he is a very keeper who just happens to be not playing well and having zero luck.

Only one keeper was shite yesterday and 100% it wasn't ours...


The booing I must don't get. His head is clearly in the wrong place and that and cheering if he makes a simple catch won't help. Any City fan doing that needs to take a long look at themselves.

Lloris was in front of us yesterday for the goals and was given loads of stick every time the ball went to him and you could see the mistakes were being to him, with his kicking going to bits, resulting in more jeers. As fans, we were going what we could to get inside his head and unsettle him more. So why the hell would anyone do that to their own keeper?

As for the goals yesterday, maybe a more confident keeper would have tried to collect the cross, but it flicked off Kolarov, so they'd have probably missed it anyway. The second one, could be have dived a bit further, maybe got a touch if he was taller? Maybe, but he was unlucky yesterday that the two shots would have probably gone in anywhere against any keeper, but they will be used against him in the stats.
Blue Since 76
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Joe Hart's 29 Clean Sheets
 
Posts: 5965
Joined: Tue May 06, 2008 9:37 pm

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Mase » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:08 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Sister of fu wrote:
Slim wrote:Shots on target: 2
Goals: 2

If Pep wants a keeper who can pass, he may as well put David Silva in goal, he'd probably have the same save %


Was it about 100 chances yesterday and two goals. That needs to improve. We do our job up top we don't need to be as concerned about the back. Did you know Liverpool have conceded more than us in the league this season?


...and they want to buy the keeper who we've loaned out.
do the math.


According to?


Hart's mate has told me directly after speaking with Hart's manager.
Mase
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 38870
Joined: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:08 pm
Location: The North Pole.
Supporter of: Warnock's Ref Rants
My favourite player is: Danny Tiatto

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby City64 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:28 am

Bravo is that bad he cant even get close to making a save he is fucking SHITE !!!!
Not really here

Fuck VAR
User avatar
City64
Paul Power's Tash
 
Posts: 10741
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:02 pm
Location: Urmston, Shevington , The Etihad , In a bar anywhere watching MCFC
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:32 am

Moonchesteri wrote:He is the worst keeper I have seen in my life. And that includes all professional football. And some amateur football. And no, I am not exaggerating.


Hey Moonchesteri, I've told you a million times before to stop exaggerating ........ :roll: :roll:

In all seriousness though, there are still calls for us to be patient and to give Bravo a chance. However, if we had drafted Gunn, for example, into the side and he'd performed as disappointingly as Bravo has, over this same period of time, does anyone think that Pep would still be persevering with him and that he wouldn't have been shipped out in some haste long ago ??

There's no way that Bravo should now be exempt from culpability for his performances as, to my mind, he's been given more than enough time to 'prove' himself.
Mikhail Chigorin
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7933
Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:37 pm
Location: Lost in the variations of the King's Gambit
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Bert Trautmann

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:39 am

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Moonchesteri wrote:He is the worst keeper I have seen in my life. And that includes all professional football. And some amateur football. And no, I am not exaggerating.


Hey Moonchesteri, I've told you a million times before to stop exaggerating ........ :roll: :roll:

In all seriousness though, there are still calls for us to be patient and to give Bravo a chance. However, if we had drafted Gunn, for example, into the side and he'd performed as disappointingly as Bravo has, over this same period of time, does anyone think that Pep would still be persevering with him and that he wouldn't have been shipped out in some haste long ago ??

There's no way that Bravo should now be exempt from culpability for his performances as, to my mind, he's been given more than enough time to 'prove' himself.


He's not exempt, in fact he's copping blame even when it has nothing to do with him, as some of the posts on here illustrate.

As for your point about Gunn, difference is mate that Bravo has proven himself before he came here, Gunn hasn't had the chance to do that yet.
Foreverinbluedreams
Denis Law's Backheel
 
Posts: 9224
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:34 pm
Supporter of: Euthanasia

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:41 am

@Mase, that Spurs want him or that he's offered himself to Spurs?
Foreverinbluedreams
Denis Law's Backheel
 
Posts: 9224
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:34 pm
Supporter of: Euthanasia

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:59 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Moonchesteri wrote:He is the worst keeper I have seen in my life. And that includes all professional football. And some amateur football. And no, I am not exaggerating.


Hey Moonchesteri, I've told you a million times before to stop exaggerating ........ :roll: :roll:

In all seriousness though, there are still calls for us to be patient and to give Bravo a chance. However, if we had drafted Gunn, for example, into the side and he'd performed as disappointingly as Bravo has, over this same period of time, does anyone think that Pep would still be persevering with him and that he wouldn't have been shipped out in some haste long ago ??

There's no way that Bravo should now be exempt from culpability for his performances as, to my mind, he's been given more than enough time to 'prove' himself.


He's not exempt, in fact he's copping blame even when it has nothing to do with him, as some of the posts on here illustrate.

As for your point about Gunn, difference is mate that Bravo has proven himself before he came here, Gunn hasn't had the chance to do that yet.


Fair enough FIBD; although I did say Gunn "for example".

You could insert any number of names here instead of Gunn, i.e. Joe Hart being one and I think Pep would have dropped them fairly quickly. It's just that Bravo seems exempt, in Pep's eyes, from any consequences his performances would merit.

Moreover, with regard to yesterday's game, Bravo may have actually been blameless for the two goals we conceded, but that's just one game in a catalogue of many, this season, where he has performed in an indifferent manner.
Mikhail Chigorin
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7933
Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:37 pm
Location: Lost in the variations of the King's Gambit
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Bert Trautmann

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:08 pm

I dunno mate, it's just speculation that but I get why you're saying it.
Foreverinbluedreams
Denis Law's Backheel
 
Posts: 9224
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:34 pm
Supporter of: Euthanasia

Re: Worst keeper ever.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:17 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:I dunno mate, it's just speculation that but I get why you're saying it.


Thanks chum.

I admit I am speculating and it's fuelled and born out of frustration really and, when that happens, I do tend to spout even more rubbish than normal. :roll: :roll: :roll:
Mikhail Chigorin
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7933
Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:37 pm
Location: Lost in the variations of the King's Gambit
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Bert Trautmann

PreviousNext

Return to The Maine Football forum

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Majestic-12 [Bot] and 210 guests