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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby johnny crossan » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:54 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:We seem to have passed the point of catharsis on this thread - a pause for the fallen to be loaded onto pallets would be humane.


Its just a lul...........second wave is imminent.
I have my GPMG loaded......just in case.

I began preparing a stout defence of Pep last night to confound the sceptics on here but even after resorting to spirits had to give it up when I failed to confound myself....
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:59 pm

johnny crossan wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:We seem to have passed the point of catharsis on this thread - a pause for the fallen to be loaded onto pallets would be humane.


Its just a lul...........second wave is imminent.
I have my GPMG loaded......just in case.

I began preparing a stout defence of Pep last night to confound the sceptics on here but even after resorting to spirits had to give it up when I failed to confound myself....


I think the DERBY will see people go into raptures or self combust.....this site might need the server being reinforced.

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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby phips » Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:47 am

based on recent matches i would assume its safe to think he will play Bravo. and someone shitty like Daley Blind will score from some weak ass effort that Bravo either won't get to or will get his weak hand to it but do nothing to keep it out
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Sister of fu » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:51 am

phips wrote:based on recent matches i would assume its safe to think he will play Bravo. and someone shitty like Daley Blind will score from some weak ass effort that Bravo either won't get to or will get his weak hand to it but do nothing to keep it out



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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby edge275 » Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:28 am

I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby City64 » Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:30 am

brite blu sky wrote:can you send nqdp your sock please so he can put it in

ta

Strange one isn't he ? Deffo a bit of autism there or maybe he is an only child ? Or lives in an igloo maybe ? Any cunt with a user name like that can't be a full shilling ? Oh well funny old world innit strange uns round every corner in cyber world .
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby johnny crossan » Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:39 am

edge275 wrote:I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.

Why's that then? (Assuming those two sentences are connected.)
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby mr_nool » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:13 am

johnny crossan wrote:
edge275 wrote:I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.

Why's that then? (Assuming those two sentences are connected.)


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:28 am

City64 wrote:
brite blu sky wrote:can you send nqdp your sock please so he can put it in

ta

Strange one isn't he ? Deffo a bit of autism there or maybe he is an only child ? Or lives in an igloo maybe ? Any cunt with a user name like that can't be a full shilling ? Oh well funny old world innit strange uns round every corner in cyber world .


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Scatman » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:38 am

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
City64 wrote:
brite blu sky wrote:can you send nqdp your sock please so he can put it in

ta

Strange one isn't he ? Deffo a bit of autism there or maybe he is an only child ? Or lives in an igloo maybe ? Any cunt with a user name like that can't be a full shilling ? Oh well funny old world innit strange uns round every corner in cyber world .


The fact that you find my username peculiar only confirms what I suspected.


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Socrates » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:00 am

Scatman wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
City64 wrote:
brite blu sky wrote:can you send nqdp your sock please so he can put it in

ta

Strange one isn't he ? Deffo a bit of autism there or maybe he is an only child ? Or lives in an igloo maybe ? Any cunt with a user name like that can't be a full shilling ? Oh well funny old world innit strange uns round every corner in cyber world .


The fact that you find my username peculiar only confirms what I suspected.


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby patrickblue » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:23 am

johnny crossan wrote:
edge275 wrote:I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.

Why's that then? (Assuming those two sentences are connected.)


Seeing we're on user names, I'd say it was to do with Scatman.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Scatman » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:39 am

patrickblue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
edge275 wrote:I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.

Why's that then? (Assuming those two sentences are connected.)


Seeing we're on user names, I'd say it was to do with Scatman.


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby patrickblue » Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:12 pm

Scatman wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
edge275 wrote:I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.

Why's that then? (Assuming those two sentences are connected.)


Seeing we're on user names, I'd say it was to do with Scatman.


Spit it out


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby phips » Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:29 pm

Sister of fu wrote:
phips wrote:based on recent matches i would assume its safe to think he will play Bravo. and someone shitty like Daley Blind will score from some weak ass effort that Bravo either won't get to or will get his weak hand to it but do nothing to keep it out

Seeing as you can predict the future can you give me the lottery numbers for the weekend......ta.

the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby london blue 2 » Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:33 pm

patrickblue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
edge275 wrote:I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.

Why's that then? (Assuming those two sentences are connected.)


Seeing we're on user names, I'd say it was to do with Scatman.

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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Dubciteh » Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:49 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
City64 wrote:
brite blu sky wrote:can you send nqdp your sock please so he can put it in

ta

Strange one isn't he ? Deffo a bit of autism there or maybe he is an only child ? Or lives in an igloo maybe ? Any cunt with a user name like that can't be a full shilling ? Oh well funny old world innit strange uns round every corner in cyber world .


The fact that you find my username peculiar only confirms what I suspected.


If this was a boxing match that last comment might have just ended it with a win for you NDQP!

What an amusing thread, its literally the only thing that has brought me out of the slumber that has been caused by city lately.

On topic, my biggest concern about Pep is his in game management, i can see his theory behind 99% of what he does like picking bravo etc but in game management where he is supposed to excel i just dont see it. His substitutions(and lack of most of the time) are just odd, his insistence on us attacking needlessly when winning and been caught short at the back as a result are odd. Cant get my head around it. I dont have many concerns outside of that.
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby Scatman » Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:38 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Scatman wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
edge275 wrote:I agree with NQDP. This site has gone to shit.

Why's that then? (Assuming those two sentences are connected.)


Seeing we're on user names, I'd say it was to do with Scatman.


Spit it out


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat


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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby City64 » Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:25 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
City64 wrote:
brite blu sky wrote:can you send nqdp your sock please so he can put it in

ta

Strange one isn't he ? Deffo a bit of autism there or maybe he is an only child ? Or lives in an igloo maybe ? Any cunt with a user name like that can't be a full shilling ? Oh well funny old world innit strange uns round every corner in cyber world .


The fact that you find my username peculiar only confirms what I suspected.

Come again ?
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Re: Pep Guardian football genius

Postby City64 » Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:26 pm

Dubciteh wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
City64 wrote:
brite blu sky wrote:can you send nqdp your sock please so he can put it in

ta

Strange one isn't he ? Deffo a bit of autism there or maybe he is an only child ? Or lives in an igloo maybe ? Any cunt with a user name like that can't be a full shilling ? Oh well funny old world innit strange uns round every corner in cyber world .


The fact that you find my username peculiar only confirms what I suspected.


If this was a boxing match that last comment might have just ended it with a win for you NDQP!

What an amusing thread, its literally the only thing that has brought me out of the slumber that has been caused by city lately.

On topic, my biggest concern about Pep is his in game management, i can see his theory behind 99% of what he does like picking bravo etc but in game management where he is supposed to excel i just dont see it. His substitutions(and lack of most of the time) are just odd, his insistence on us attacking needlessly when winning and been caught short at the back as a result are odd. Cant get my head around it. I dont have many concerns outside of that.

Just lend the weirdo one of your socks and be done with it .
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