Transfer done deals

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I thought the mad cunt wanted to go China? Can't make his mind up the ugly twat.

I think you might have put your finger on it Mase. He must want to go where everyone is as ugly, or more so, than he is.

China obviously have too many good looking people, to his eyes (apart from having too many people), so Dipperland met his exacting requirements for a place where everyone is uglier than he is.

It's a marriage made in hell.

What is? Marrying into your own family or are we still talking about Costa and Everton?

There are some who might think incest is OK, as long as you keep it in the family.....

Incest has some things going for it - relatively speaking.

Ouch.........or at least I hope you're not referring to E = MC2

[phips]

Monaco sign Keita Balde from Lazio 30M. supposed to be a good one.

[phips]

West Brom sign Kieran Gibbs from Arsenal for 7M

Dortmund sign U-21 winner Jeremy Toljan from Hoffenheim for 5M

[KinkyKinkladze]

Oxlade Chamberlain, £40m. 9 league goals in six years.

Remember when we were laughed at for spending 50 on sterling?

[nottsblue]

Oxlade Chamberlain, £40m. 9 league goals in six years.

Remember when we were laughed at for spending 50 on sterling?

Currently £44m chief. Yet to win the PL or CL for the added £5m.

That now is a bargain as it goes

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Oxlade Chamberlain, £40m. 9 league goals in six years.

Remember when we were laughed at for spending 50 on sterling?

3m less than Bernardo Silva.

[Saul Goodman]

Oxlade Chamberlain, £40m. 9 league goals in six years.

Remember when we were laughed at for spending 50 on sterling?

3m less than Bernardo Silva.

Man that deal is a STEAL. Good thing we got it done early

[Saul Goodman]

Tottenham sign Juan Foyth from Estudiantes for 10M

[johnny crossan]

Oxlade Chamberlain, £40m. 9 league goals in six years.

Remember when we were laughed at for spending 50 on sterling?

3m less than Bernardo Silva.

but company for Danny in the treatment room.

[Saul Goodman]

West Brom sign Krychowiak on loan from PSG

[phips]

Liverpool sign The Ox for 40M

Spurs sign Serge Aurier from PSG for 23M. guess Trippier isn't all that at RB.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Tottenham sign Juan Foyth from Estudiantes for 10M

Good luck making up a song with his name in it.

[phips]

Swansea sign Renato Sanches on loan from Bayern

[johnny crossan]

Swansea sign Renato Sanches on loan from Bayern

but what about Jadon phips??

[Saul Goodman]

Divock Origi from Liverpool to Wolfsburg on loan

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Divock Origi from Liverpool to Wolfsburg on loan

Who? Do we have to unscramble the letters?

[PrezIke]

Swansea sign Renato Sanches on loan from Bayern

Will be interesting to see him play in the Prem.

[trueblue64]

Sancho has gone to Dortmund

[Hazy2]

Mahrez to the scum

[JamieMCFC]

Mahrez to the scum

I haven't seen this reported anywhere.