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Postby john@staustell » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:06 pm

Sky sources....
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:11 pm

I really can't wait for this stupid transfer window to shut.
It is getting more and more tedious every year.
You'd think when the football starts again all would be well in the world, but we have to put up with a further three weeks of total shit from the media on top of their rag boosting hyperbole. It's even worse than the summer.
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:11 pm

For Evans sake!
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Dubciteh » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:13 pm

If it wasn't for his rag past he would be an excellent signing for any top club. Was excellent last season, can also play football or just defend and would be relatively cheap plus has big game experience.

But the rag thing is hard to get by.
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby nottsblue » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:15 pm

Have we also put a bid in for the PLs best left back, James Milner?

This is nothing more than a big steaming pile of particularly odorous bull shit
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Hazy2 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:23 pm

Dubciteh wrote:If it wasn't for his rag past he would be an excellent signing for any top club. Was excellent last season, can also play football or just defend and would be relatively cheap plus has big game experience.

But the rag thing is hard to get by.


THE RAG TWAT FUCK THAT FUCK HIM AND FUCK OF PEP YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH ! NO RAGS EVER FFS.
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby City64 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:26 pm

Another no news day so SKY come up with this shit , Media is an utter joke !
Were not really here
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Sideshow Bob » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:37 pm

my favourite player!
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:42 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:my favourite player!


For the contribution he made to the sick swan?
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Mase » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:52 pm

He's fuckin shit.
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:54 pm

Mase wrote:He's fuckin shit.


I've heard of some weird fettishes in my time but that's just sick.
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Fidel Castro » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:54 pm

Here's a new contract, Tosin. Now toss off and rot in the Dutch second division
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby john@staustell » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:03 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:If it wasn't for his rag past he would be an excellent signing for any top club. Was excellent last season, can also play football or just defend and would be relatively cheap plus has big game experience.

But the rag thing is hard to get by.


THE RAG TWAT FUCK THAT FUCK HIM AND FUCK OF PEP YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH ! NO RAGS EVER FFS.


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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Dunnylad » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:05 pm

BBC also picking this up and from their own sources - I have an awful feeling that this might have legs
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:05 pm

Got to be a piss take. Not a cat in hell's chance
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Dameerto » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:05 pm

Either this is bullshit or the world is a very strange place - he's worse than Mangala in pretty much every area.
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:06 pm

He is fuckin awful.
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Im_Spartacus » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:09 pm

To be fair I have mixed feelings, he was one of the more inoffensive munes and was always a steady performer.

If VK is out, we need a steady eddy to stop Otamendi and Stones self combusting so this would be a decent signing if one can overlook the ragginess and the fact that we are bound to get bummed for about 15m
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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby john@staustell » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:13 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:To be fair I have mixed feelings, he was one of the more inoffensive munes and was always a steady performer.

If VK is out, we need a steady eddy to stop Otamendi and Stones self combusting so this would be a decent signing if one can overlook the ragginess and the fact that we are bound to get bummed for about 15m


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Re: Johnny Evans

Postby Mase » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:16 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mase wrote:He's fuckin shit.


I've heard of some weird fettishes in my time but that's just sick.


It was Darren Fletcher's shit as well.
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