Caption Competition #69 - VOTE NOW

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Two days for voting, you have TWO votes.

Poll ended at Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:50 am

"We're both dick heads, let's be dick heads together."
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No votes
"Hey, congratualtions to you and Coleen! Now you make babies with me, no?"
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No votes
"So Wayne, do those webbed fingers of yours give you a speed advantage when swimming?"
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No votes
"You lost your hair once. What's the secret?"
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No votes
Pair of egotistic bald cunts neither of whom particularly like city fans.
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No votes
"Can I please suck you off Wayne?"
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7%
Pep asks Shrek where he went for his hair transplant, so he can avoid making the same mistake as him.
0
No votes
"You're looking really good on that new diet, Wayne"
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No votes
"Where've you parked your caravan?"
2
14%
"Remember when I wanted to sign you and I gave you my mum's phone number.....can you delete it?"
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No votes
"Oh Pep, babe, you say the sweetest things."
1
7%
"You're a granny shagger, I'm another mans wife's shagger. What's Coleen doing tomorrow night?"
1
7%
"Wayne, are you happy with your mobile carrier?"
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No votes
"Hey ref, what the fuck were you playing at sending Walker off for fuck all .......................... .......................oh sorry, wrong ref."
5
36%
"OK Wayne, but no tongues in public."
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No votes
"200 goals eh? Not bad for a fat cunt."
2
14%
"You're too fat for England now mate"
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No votes
"Well played fella" :roll:
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No votes
"I've been asked to ask you what you know about all our pies going missing."
1
7%
"Ha ha. Wallets in the other pocket Wayne."
1
7%
He studied the swell of Wayne's enormous man boobs and said "Wayne baby you are so far ahead it's beautiful!"
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No votes
 
Total votes : 14

Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:23 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.


that's just modern day footballers for you

Yes, they're a breed apart, apparently.
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:29 am

'Where've you parked your caravan?'
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby ENIAM NAM » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:17 pm

Pep - "Remember when I wanted to sign you and I gave you my mum's phone number.....can you delete it?"
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Tokyo Blue » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:37 pm

ENIAM NAM wrote:Pep - "Remember when I wanted to sign you and I gave you my gran's phone number.....can you delete it?"

How do you say "chortle" in Catalan?
Your right leg I like; I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you.
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Justified logic » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:23 pm

Justified logic wrote:Image

"Oh Pep, babe, you say the sweetest things."
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby nottsblue » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:56 pm

You're a granny shagger, I'm another mans wife's shagger. What's Colleen doing tomorrow night?
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby dazby » Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:08 pm

Wayne, are you happy with your mobile carrier?
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby walshawblue » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:05 am

Hey ref what the fuck were you playing at sending Walker off for fuck all ,...........................................................................oh sorry wrong ref
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Justified logic » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:10 pm

Justified logic wrote:Image

"OK Wayne, but no tongues in public."
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:18 pm

Justified logic wrote:Image


"200 goals eh? Not bad for a fat cunt"
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:50 pm

Justified logic wrote:Image


'You're too fat for England now mate'
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Chinners » Wed Aug 23, 2017 3:56 pm

Justified logic wrote:Image


'Well played fella' :roll:
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:25 pm

Image

I've been asked to ask you what you know about all our pies going missing.
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Mase » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:25 pm

walshawblue wrote:Hey ref what the fuck were you playing at sending Walker off for fuck all ,...........................................................................oh sorry wrong ref


You win.
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby crowdsway » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:40 pm

ha ha wallets in the other pocket wayne,
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby zuricity » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:58 pm

He studied the swell of waynes enormous man boobs and said "Wayne baby you are so far ahead it's beautiful !"!

Apologies to Viv Stanshall and with that i will get my goat ( pos , misheard - apologies to python).
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Re: Caption Competition #69

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:02 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:
ENIAM NAM wrote:Pep - "Remember when I wanted to sign you and I gave you my gran's phone number.....can you delete it?"

How do you say "chortle" in Catalan?


It'll be something like 'carcajadas'.
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Re: Caption Competition #69 - VOTE NOW

Postby Justified logic » Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:51 am

Vote now - 2 days, you have 2 votes.
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