Caption Competition #69 - VOTE NOW

[Justified logic]

[Justified logic]

Inspired by Nigels Tackle's response to Mase's post, 2 days for captions, 2 days for voting.

[Mase]

"We're both dick heads, let's be dick heads together"

[Justified logic]

"Hey, congratualtions to you and Coleen! Now you make babies with me, no?"

[Dameerto]

"So Wayne, do those webbed fingers of yours give you a speed advantage when swimming?"

[nottsblue]

You lost your hair once. What's the secret?

[Foreverinbluedreams]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

[Nigels Tackle]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

[Foreverinbluedreams]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

[Nigels Tackle]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

it was the way pep sprinted over to shrek that people are pissed off about

[City64]

Pair of egotistic bald cunts neither of whom particularly like city fans .

[Mase]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

All three of them are bald twats.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

All three of them are bald twats.

Fair enough Mase, at least you're consistent. Tbh I didn't know anything about Pep hugging Shrek until I read it on here, what happens off the pitch is of little interest to me.

[Justified logic]

I don't think some of these captions are going to get many votes.

But carry on off topic if you like.

[FA cup winners 2006]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

it was the way pep sprinted over to shrek that people are pissed off about

Did he though? i wasn't at the game so i am relying on TV pictures

After he shook hands with Koeman, Pep sprinted back towards our bench, the TV picture then shows the players on the pitch and a few seconds later Pep is walking on with Rooney

[Foreverinbluedreams]

I don't think some of these captions are going to get many votes.

But carry on off topic if you like.

My apologies JL.

[Mase]

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

it was the way pep sprinted over to shrek that people are pissed off about

Did he though? i wasn't at the game so i am relying on TV pictures

After he shook hands with Koeman, Pep sprinted back towards our bench, the TV picture then shows the players on the pitch and a few seconds later Pep is walking on with Rooney

It showed him circling back from our bench sprinting to look for Shrek.

[Nigels Tackle]

can i please suck you off wayne ?

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Back on topic, I think Pep is asking Shrek where he went for his hair transplant, so he can avoid making the same mistake as him.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

'You're looking really good on that new diet, Wayne'