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Re: Caption Competition #69
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:23 amby Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Nigels Tackle wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.
that's just modern day footballers for you
Yes, they're a breed apart, apparently.
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:29 amby Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
'Where've you parked your caravan?'
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:17 pmby ENIAM NAM
Pep - "Remember when I wanted to sign you and I gave you my mum's phone number.....can you delete it?"
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:37 pmby Tokyo Blue
ENIAM NAM wrote:Pep - "Remember when I wanted to sign you and I gave you my gran's phone number.....can you delete it?"
How do you say "chortle" in Catalan?
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:23 pmby Justified logic
Justified logic wrote:
"Oh Pep, babe, you say the sweetest things."
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:56 pmby nottsblue
You're a granny shagger, I'm another mans wife's shagger. What's Colleen doing tomorrow night?
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:08 pmby dazby
Wayne, are you happy with your mobile carrier?
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:05 amby walshawblue
Hey ref what the fuck were you playing at sending Walker off for fuck all ,...........................................................................oh sorry wrong ref
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:10 pmby Justified logic
Justified logic wrote:
"OK Wayne, but no tongues in public."
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:18 pmby Foreverinbluedreams
Justified logic wrote:
"200 goals eh? Not bad for a fat cunt"
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:50 pmby Hutch's Shoulder
Justified logic wrote:
'You're too fat for England now mate'
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 3:56 pmby Chinners
Justified logic wrote:
'Well played fella'
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:25 pmby iwasthere2012
I've been asked to ask you what you know about all our pies going missing.
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:25 pmby Mase
walshawblue wrote:Hey ref what the fuck were you playing at sending Walker off for fuck all ,...........................................................................oh sorry wrong ref
You win.
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:40 pmby crowdsway
ha ha wallets in the other pocket wayne,
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:58 pmby zuricity
He studied the swell of waynes enormous man boobs and said "Wayne baby you are so far ahead it's beautiful !"!
Apologies to Viv Stanshall and with that i will get my goat ( pos , misheard - apologies to python).
Re: Caption Competition #69
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:02 pmby Mikhail Chigorin
Tokyo Blue wrote:ENIAM NAM wrote:Pep - "Remember when I wanted to sign you and I gave you my gran's phone number.....can you delete it?"
How do you say "chortle" in Catalan?
It'll be something like 'carcajadas'.
Re: Caption Competition #69 - VOTE NOW
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Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:51 amby Justified logic
Vote now - 2 days, you have 2 votes.