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Inspired by Nigels Tackle's response to Mase's post, 2 days for captions, 2 days for voting.

"We're both dick heads, let's be dick heads together"

Justified logic wrote:

"Hey, congratualtions to you and Coleen! Now you make babies with me, no?"

"So Wayne, do those webbed fingers of yours give you a speed advantage when swimming?"

You lost your hair once. What's the secret?

What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

it was the way pep sprinted over to shrek that people are pissed off about

Pair of egotistic bald cunts neither of whom particularly like city fans .

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

All three of them are bald twats.

Mase wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

All three of them are bald twats.

Fair enough Mase, at least you're consistent. Tbh I didn't know anything about Pep hugging Shrek until I read it on here, what happens off the pitch is of little interest to me.

I don't think some of these captions are going to get many votes.

But carry on off topic if you like.

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

it was the way pep sprinted over to shrek that people are pissed off about

Did he though? i wasn't at the game so i am relying on TV pictures

After he shook hands with Koeman, Pep sprinted back towards our bench, the TV picture then shows the players on the pitch and a few seconds later Pep is walking on with Rooney

Justified logic wrote:I don't think some of these captions are going to get many votes.

But carry on off topic if you like.

My apologies JL.

FA cup winners 2006 wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:What did people make of Silva being all pally with Shrek throughout? All smiles and hugs.

that's just modern day footballers for you

So it's OK for Silva but not for Pep and not for Hart before him? Just trying to establish the rules here.

it was the way pep sprinted over to shrek that people are pissed off about

Did he though? i wasn't at the game so i am relying on TV pictures

After he shook hands with Koeman, Pep sprinted back towards our bench, the TV picture then shows the players on the pitch and a few seconds later Pep is walking on with Rooney

It showed him circling back from our bench sprinting to look for Shrek.

Justified logic wrote:

can i please suck you off wayne ?

Back on topic, I think Pep is asking Shrek where he went for his hair transplant, so he can avoid making the same mistake as him.

'You're looking really good on that new diet, Wayne'