At conference in Blackpool and breakfast is about to be served so will update 'The Bollox' shortly Joe Jammer is in the house and will begin to answer the first batch of your questions in due course and periodically over the weekend!
Sergio Aguero car crash: The 12 games Man City ace could miss after potential broken ribs SERGIO AGUERO has been involved in a car crash and could be ruled out for up two months, so which games would the Manchester City star miss? Manchester City news: The games Sergio Aguero will miss through injury Express Sport takes a look at which games Sergio Aguero will miss after suffering suspected broken ribs in a car crash Which games will Sergio Aguero miss after breaking his ribs in a car crash Sergio Aguero injury Manchester City games miss Chelsea Stoke City Napoli Burnley Wolverhampton Wanderers West Brom Aguero is said to have been riding in a taxi after attending a concert of Colombian singer Maluma in Amsterdam last night. Report in Argentina claim the 29-year-old suffered a broken ribs when vehicle smashed into a roadside pole, with Aguero potentially sidelined for up to two months. The striker would therefore miss 12 matches including three Champions League fixtures, although Manchester City have not yet specified the extent of his injuries
OTHER BOLLOX Former Real Madrid, AC Milan and Netherlands midfielder Clarence Seedorf, 41, is in line to become Oldham's new manager. (Mirror)
England manager Gareth Southgate says some players in the squad "do not deserve to be there". (Daily Telegraph)
And Southgate will not allow his players to go on nights out in Russia next summer if England qualify for the World Cup finals. (The Times )
Carlo Ancelotti wants to return to the Premier League after being sacked as manager of Bayern Munich. (Daily Telegraph)
Ex-Chelsea boss Ancelotti "had five players against him" at German champions Bayern "and that could not be maintained", said the club's president Uli Hoeness. (Sport1 - in German)
And the 58-year-old could be a surprise contender for the West Ham job as pressure builds on current manager Slaven Bilic. (Daily Mail)
Bayern Munich could be poised to appoint Hoffenheim manager Julian Nagelsmann as their new coach. (The Times - subscription required)
Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, is a transfer target for Serie A side Inter Milan. (Daily Mail)
Arsenal and Liverpool cannot block the proposal to move their Premier League fixture at the Emirates Stadium to a 16:00 GMT kick-off on Christmas Eve. (Times - subscription required)
Liverpool have been angered by the idea, and have registered strong opposition with the Premier League and Sky Sports. (Guardian)
Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino says French midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 28, wanted to quit Spurs in the summer. (Daily Star)
Former Middlesbrough manager Aitor Karanka is to turn down the chance to become Birmingham City's new boss. (Sun)
The Blues' Chinese owners want to make an appointment in the next 24 hours, with former club assistant boss Steve Cotterill favourite for the job. (Mirror)
Uefa will count any future transfer fee Paris St-Germain pay Monaco for on-loan France striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, within the same period as their £200m deal for Brazil forward Neymar. It is a potentially damaging development in terms of possible financial fair play sanctions the French club could face. (Bild - in German)
Watford boss Marco Silva is still unsure how serious 22-year-old midfielder Nathaniel Chalobah's knee injury is. (Watford Observer)
Real Betis are planning to tie their highly rated 21-year-old midfielder Fabian to a new contract with a release clause of 30m euros (£26m). (Marca - in Spanish)
Swansea, Brighton and Sunderland are all keen on 18-year-old West Brom striker Tyler Roberts, who is on loan at Walsall. (Mirror)
Manchester United can recall 21-year-old on-loan midfielder Andreas Pereira in January, according to Valencia director Mateu Alemany. (Daily Star, via Marca)
Arsenal's latest financial results reveal that the club's revenue exceeded £400m for the first time. (Evening Standard)
Manchester United have signed five Huddersfield Town youth players after the downgrading of the Yorkshire club's academy. (Daily Mail)
Striker Alexandre Lacazette, 26, used his absence from Arsenal's Europa League action on Thursday to pop to the supermarket for some shopping - in his £250,000 red Ferrari. (Daily Mail)
Stoke City midfielder Joe Allen, 27, says he tries to switch off from obsessing over his side's recent results by reading crime novels and watching action films. (The Sentinel)
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:If Gareth Southgate thinks some players in the squad "do not deserve to be there", why does he pick them? Why didn't the Telegraph ask him?