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David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Wooders » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:39 pm

Is it me or has he had some work?
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby CrownPointBlue » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:55 pm

Wooders wrote:Is it me or has he had some work?


Show more respect you Philistine !!
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:57 pm

Wooders wrote:Is it me or has he had some work?


definitely something going on with his hairline
it looks strangely red where his forehead meats his hair
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Wooders » Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:02 pm

CrownPointBlue wrote:
Wooders wrote:Is it me or has he had some work?


Show more respect you Philistine !!


I've spent a bit of time working in turkey - I know what to look out for (they're big business in Istanbul) - he's had it done 100%
No disrespect intended - phenomenal, if follicly challenged, player
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby zuricity » Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:02 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Wooders wrote:Is it me or has he had some work?


definitely something going on with his hairline
it looks strangely red where his forehead meats his hair


meets ffs ! not meat , as in what the butcher sells!
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby edge275 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:54 pm

What a shit thread. Embarrassing.
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Scatman » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:36 am

edge275 wrote:What a shit thread. Embarrassing.


Hence the need for him to get it woven
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:37 am

*checking that I'm sill on Mancityfans.net*

Wasn't sure there for a minute, between the soap opera in the Aguero thread and the style section on this thread I thought I'd stumbled onto Heat magazines website.
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby South Stand Balti » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:49 am

He's a spam head. How can you weave a spam? Confused.
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:27 am

Why can't he just comb it over? Fucking hell, Bobby Charlton used to comb over his nostril hairs. Or perhaps he could draw a couple of rabbits on his head as they look like hairs from a distance.
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Dubciteh » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:11 am

So it was a wig all along? and now hes shaved it you can see where the old wig was? Is that what we are saying?
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Mase » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:49 am

Are we still talking about his pubes?
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:34 pm

This is our Merlin you're all talking about.

May the magnificent magician wave his wand and consign you all to eternal misery for the nefarious comments being made about him. :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby freshie » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:21 pm

edge275 wrote:What a shit thread. Embarrassing.


Great post!
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Dunnylad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:23 pm

Pubes? Waving his wand? International week afflicts Mancityfans.net again
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby dazby » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:49 pm

What's your conclusion based on the comments here Wooders?
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:55 pm

https://www.hairlosstalk.com/interact/t ... nt.107797/

i think this is where doomie spends most of his time these days..
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby zuricity » Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:13 am

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:Why can't he just comb it over? Fucking hell, Bobby Charlton used to comb over his nostril hairs. Or perhaps he could draw a couple of rabbits on his head as they look like hairs from a distance.


Clive James, The Australian Writer and Critic asked of Bobby Charlton "How far down the side of his head does he have to part his hair, before he finally accepts that he is bald?"
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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Justified logic » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:58 am

Had anyone noticed him balding before he shaved his head? Looked like a fine thatch to me from my cursory view. Even now I don't get that there is a follicle problem :(

Maybe he's had it shaved so that he can wear a wig and go out incognito amongst the masses.

Ideas for the wigs he might have?


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Re: David Silva - hair weave?

Postby Wooders » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:11 am

dazby wrote:What's your conclusion based on the comments here Wooders?


Well one thing is for sure dasby, its open to debate!
My conclusion is that he's had it done, but we're not allowed to notice in case it affects his performance and therefore, we should never speak of it again.
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