***city v stoke official match thread***

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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:54 pm

Saul Goodman wrote:
bigblue wrote:All 11 played incredible - but Walker, Silva, Sterling, and Jesus get special mention. Shame about the goal and bring on the 2nd half

I thought Stones did quite well when called upon

right.
since his confidence had been unleashed, Stonesey is on hyperbolic defensive composure raise.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:57 pm

We are officially the Harlem Globetrotters of football.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:57 pm

Please give minutes to Bernie and Gundo...

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:59 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:We are officially the Harlem Globetrotters of football.

sure.
but we face PL (and FA) opposition, too.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby dazby » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:00 pm

The sharks are on a feeding frenzy.

Amazing sexy sexy football
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:01 pm

Swales4ever wrote:Please give minutes to Bernie and Gundo...


Yep. Get a few people off before hughes has a chance to smash the under the excuse that they're trying to get back in the game
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby nottsblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:03 pm

DC on SSN is more or less having extended orgasms when he is talking about us. Basically saying we are playing the best stuff the PL has ever seen
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:04 pm

what the fuck
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:04 pm

bigblue wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:Please give minutes to Bernie and Gundo...


Yep. Get a few people off before hughes has a chance to smash the under the excuse that they're trying to get back in the game

WTF!

should we wake up now???
flukes galore, but...

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby sheblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:05 pm

For fuck sake
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby iwasthere2012 » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:05 pm

Excuse me!
What’s happening?

Get it sorted quick.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Saul Goodman » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:06 pm

Wtf....checked out after 3-0. Wake up
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:06 pm

Deflection and an own goal.....City will just get mad now and score another 3
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Tony P » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:06 pm

Here we go again...
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:07 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:Deflection and an own goal.....City will just get mad now and score another 3

that's the way I like it!

thanks for bringing Your tired lazy arse up!
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1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Saul Goodman » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:07 pm

Two deflected goals. Gods must love Stoke
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:10 pm

Get these sharks hungry again please!
Tracking back is overrated.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby sheblue » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:11 pm

Unfortunately flukes count.
We have missed a good few chances need to stick in one or two now.
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:12 pm

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

isnt KEV delivery sexier than Chinna WAGS?
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1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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there must be some truth, then!
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Re: ***city v stoke official match thread***

Postby mr_nool » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:13 pm

Jesus saves!
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