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Eckey thump

Postby CuteMancs » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:32 pm

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I usually treat my body like a temple. Last night I treated mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell.
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:43 pm

Cheers.

They seem to forget how we pressed and outfought the Chavs. Best comment ‘Yes all we have to do is be a little better than Napoli!‘.
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:03 pm

Cheers CM,

I think this poster needs to take a closer look at us this season.........

"Tighten up on all of them except Stirling, force them to channel their attacking play through him and we’ll be fine, he’s useless" You mean the player that has scored the same amount of goals on his own this season as your entire team you nob :lol: :lol:

Maties master plan at the bottom was quite funny too!
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby South Stand Balti » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:08 pm

Roger East.......shudders. He's the one that didn't give Razzer a blatant peno in the last minute.
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:39 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:Roger East.......shudders. He's the one that didn't give Razzer a blatant peno in the last minute.


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Re: Eckey thump

Postby City64 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:57 pm

Wow some proper inbred fuckers spouting inbred shit there ! And what a shithole of a place Burnley is .

Is it weekend yet ? :D :shock: :lol: 8-)
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby nottsblue » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:02 pm

1/. Nick Pope to wear gloves which are each 12 foot x 8 foot. Combined, they will cover the goal. I can’t find anything in the rules that prohibit this.

2/. When Pope fields the ball he simply shoves it up his jumper and runs into the City net.

3/. Remember that bloke who can head it in the air non-stop? Well, sign him up (he hasn’t got a contract at present) and get him to stand on the shoulders of two of our tall lads. Then they simply walk into the City penalty area where he nods it in the net.

Foolproof.

Cheers CM.

The above made me chuckle
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby South Stand Balti » Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:02 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:Roger East.......shudders. He's the one that didn't give Razzer a blatant peno in the last minute.



That's the one!
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby Justified logic » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:40 pm

Who calls a storm 'Brian'? Indeed. About as scary as Storm Cynthia or Storm Dennis or Storm Ethel. Expect these as the next ones.
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby nottsblue » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:41 pm

Justified logic wrote:Who calls a storm 'Brian'? Indeed. About as scary as Storm Cynthia or Storm Dennis or Storm Ethel. Expect these as the next ones.

Storm Ethel. Is that one of the grannies that Shrek fucked?
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby Justified logic » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:01 pm

Anyone know what the first one was called? I'm going for Agatha, although Agnes would be a good shout, as Rooney would be able to tell us if he fessed up.
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Re: Eckey thump

Postby sheblue » Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:15 am

"Just have to be better than Napoli"
Brst of luck with that lads.
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