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Real Madrid could make €60M move for Man City ace should Arsenal star make switch to Premier League giants
Real Madrid are reportedly eyeing up a €60M move for Manchester City star Sergio Aguero, however the move depends on whether Arsenal star Alexis Sanchez joins Pep Guardiola’s side from the Gunners.
This is being reported by Don Balon, who say that Los Blancos president Florentino has been keen on signing the Argentinian international ever since his days at rivals Atletico Madrid.
Since his arrival in England from Spain in 2011, Sergio Aguero has seen himself become a legend with Pep Guardiola’s side.
In 265 appearances for the Citizens, the former Atleti frontman has managed to score an astonishing 179 goals, as well as managing to contribute 54 assists in that time as well.
Last season, Aguero thrived under Guardiola, as the forward managed to score 33 goals in 45 appearances, a very impressive record considering the player’s injury troubles.
This season, the 29-year-old has been able to amass a record of 10 goals in 12 appearances in all competitions, a feat not to be sniffed at considering the player isn’t playing up front on his own anymore.
Manchester City join Leon Goretzka transfer chase

The Schalke midfielder, 22, is out of contract at the end of the season and has already attracted interest from Bayern Munich, Juventus, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea.
There have been claims in Spain that he has told Barcelona that he is bound for Anfield as replacement for his international team-mate Emre Can.
But City have now joined the race to land a player regarded as one of the hottest properties in the Bundesliga.
The Blues want fresh midfield talent, with Yaya Toure set to leave next year and Fernandinho turning 33.
Goretzka can play as a defensive midfielder, but it’s his ability to play in a variety of positions that impresses manager Pep Guardiola.
Schalke are likely to look to cash in on the German international in January.
That could prompt City to move in the New Year as they look to link Goretzka with international team-mates Leroy Sane and Ilkay Gundogen.
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Manchester City defender Stones 'out for six weeks': Guardiola

Manchester City defender John Stones is likely to be out for the rest of the year after injuring his hamstring in the 2-0 victory over Leicester City, manager Pep Guardiola said on Saturday.
The central defender was substituted midway through the first half at the King Power stadium after pulling up clutching his leg.
“John Stones, we are going to miss him for a long time, maybe six weeks off,” said Guardiola after the game.
The 23-year-old has been one of City’s standout players this season, also establishing himself as one of England’s premier central defenders in the lead-up to the World Cup.
Guardiola cited his two recent appearances for England as a contributory factor in the injury.
”He was in a good, good condition. He was perfect leading the back four and has the personality to play not only with the ball but also without it.
”But that has happened with this amazing FIFA and UEFA calendar – at the end the players go down.
”You play 90 minutes, 90 minutes, 90 minutes and then go to your international team and play two 90 minutes that don’t count for anything in terms of points.
“At the end, these kind of things happen. That’s why I will rotate the team because, if not, many players will go out.”
City face a logjam of 13 fixtures into the new year -- just over one game every three days -- as they seek to consolidate their lead in the Premier League, reach the League Cup semi-finals and complete their Champions League group games.
“It is tough because the calendar is so demanding,” said Guardiola. “We don’t have many central defenders and they will suffer but we will find a solution.”
That is likely to revolve around Vincent Kompany, who started Saturday’s game alongside Stones in central defence after more than two months out with a calf injury.
Kompany completed 90 minutes, although was fortunate to escape an early red card after scything down Jamie Vardy after three minutes.
That moment aside, Guardiola was delighted with his captain’s return and said he is looking for the 31-year-old Belgian to stay fit after years blighted by injury.
“I am really impressed because after more than two months injured and (having had) one game at international against Gibraltar and to play at that level shows how strong he is in his mind,” said Guardiola.
“At the last part of last season he came in and helped us a lot. Vince is a little mystery and hopefully he can be fit for the coming games.”
Stones’s absence will be further cushioned by the return from suspension of another central defender Nicolas Otamendi against Feyenoord on Tuesday, a game City will be keen to win in order to qualify as Group F winners ahead of the Champions League knockout draw.
Joe Hart expected to leave Manchester City this summer

JOE HART is expected to make a cut-price departure from Manchester City in the summer.
The England goalkeeper will have only a year remaining on his contract at the end of the season.
City, therefore, would rather cash in then, rather than see Hart leave as a free agent a year later.
They could accept an offer of between £3m and £6m for Hart, 30.
He is currently on loan at West Ham – who play at Watford today in David Moyes’ first match in charge of the Hammers – and there appears to be no way back for him at City under boss Pep Guardiola.
Brazilian Ederson, 24, is now firmly established as title-chasing Manchester City’s No.1 keeper.
Hart joined City in 2006 from Shrewsbury Town and went on loan to Tranmere Rovers, Blackpool and Birmingham before being established as the starting keeper in 2010.
The 30-year-old has made 348 appearances for the club and spent last season on loan to Torino.
He has collected 75 caps for England since his debut in 2008.

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Was Vincent Kompany lucky to escape without a red card?
Vincent Kompany picked up a yellow card after just two minutes for a tackle on Jamie Vardy, but should it have been a sending off?
The Man City captain made his first Premier League start since August 26 in the 2-0 victory against Leicester on Saturday, but it could have lasted mere seconds.
As a long ball was played to Vardy, the striker started a darting run towards the box but a sliding tackle from Kompany saw him wipe out the England international, catching him around the ankles.
There were big shouts from the home crowd for Kompany's dismissal as players from both sides went to referee Graham Scott to plead their respective cases, but he only produced a yellow card for the foul.
After the game, Leicester manager Claude Puel said he believed it was a red card, which was echoed by the pundits on Soccer Saturday.
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Manchester City are capable of winning the Premier League and going all season in the league unbeaten, according to Phil Neville.

City equalled their best ever start to a league campaign on Saturday when they recorded their 11th win of the season.
Gabriel Jesus and Kevin de Bruyne both struck as Pep Guardiola's side won 2-0 away at Leicester City.
Former Manchester United defender Neville, who was appearing as a pundit on BBC's Match of the Day programme, said Guardiola's men could go all term without defeat.
He said: 'I think they can go all season undefeated I really. They're that good of a team and I can't see how this moment in time anyone can take points off them.'
Alan Shearer, who was sat alongside Neville, disagreed.
The former Newcastle striker thinks City will face defeat when they start to rotate their first team to cope with the demands of other competitions such as the Champions League.
Shearer added: 'Alan Shearer: 'I think that's a big ask because when you get further into the season and with the Champions League games and the latter stages.'
Meanwhile his former partner Rio 'where's the camera' Ferdinand says we are sublime to watch, the most surprising part of this being that he understands the correct meaning of the word!!!
http://sport.bt.com/sport-hurts/rio-man ... 4230062722
Benjamin Mendy sent the nicest message to Gary Lineker as Man City destroy Leicester
You often see headlines about celebrities “destroying” or “owning” people on Twitter.
But it’s nice to see people being polite to each other.
As happens most match days, Gary Lineker was tweeting along with Leicester City’s game on Saturday afternoon. And as they were playing in-form Manchester City, it didn't go very well for the Foxes.
As Man City went 2-0 at the start of the second half, Lineker tweeted:
Real Madrid could make €60M move for Man City ace should Arsenal star make switch to Premier League giants

Real Madrid are reportedly eyeing up a €60M move for Manchester City star Sergio Aguero, however the move depends on whether Arsenal star Alexis Sanchez joins Pep Guardiola’s side from the Gunners.
This is being reported by Don Balon, who say that Los Blancos president Florentino has been keen on signing the Argentinian international ever since his days at rivals Atletico Madrid.
Since his arrival in England from Spain in 2011, Sergio Aguero has seen himself become a legend with Pep Guardiola’s side.
In 265 appearances for the Citizens, the former Atleti frontman has managed to score an astonishing 179 goals, as well as managing to contribute 54 assists in that time as well.
Last season, Aguero thrived under Guardiola, as the forward managed to score 33 goals in 45 appearances, a very impressive record considering the player’s injury troubles.
This season, the 29-year-old has been able to amass a record of 10 goals in 12 appearances in all competitions, a feat not to be sniffed at considering the player isn’t playing up front on his own anymore.
Manchester City join Leon Goretzka transfer chase

The Schalke midfielder, 22, is out of contract at the end of the season and has already attracted interest from Bayern Munich, Juventus, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea.
There have been claims in Spain that he has told Barcelona that he is bound for Anfield as replacement for his international team-mate Emre Can.
But City have now joined the race to land a player regarded as one of the hottest properties in the Bundesliga.
The Blues want fresh midfield talent, with Yaya Toure set to leave next year and Fernandinho turning 33.
Goretzka can play as a defensive midfielder, but it’s his ability to play in a variety of positions that impresses manager Pep Guardiola.
Schalke are likely to look to cash in on the German international in January.
That could prompt City to move in the New Year as they look to link Goretzka with international team-mates Leroy Sane and Ilkay Gundogen.
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Manchester City defender Stones 'out for six weeks': Guardiola
Manchester City defender John Stones is likely to be out for the rest of the year after injuring his hamstring in the 2-0 victory over Leicester City, manager Pep Guardiola said on Saturday.
The central defender was substituted midway through the first half at the King Power stadium after pulling up clutching his leg.
“John Stones, we are going to miss him for a long time, maybe six weeks off,” said Guardiola after the game.
The 23-year-old has been one of City’s standout players this season, also establishing himself as one of England’s premier central defenders in the lead-up to the World Cup.
Guardiola cited his two recent appearances for England as a contributory factor in the injury.
”He was in a good, good condition. He was perfect leading the back four and has the personality to play not only with the ball but also without it.
”But that has happened with this amazing FIFA and UEFA calendar – at the end the players go down.
”You play 90 minutes, 90 minutes, 90 minutes and then go to your international team and play two 90 minutes that don’t count for anything in terms of points.
“At the end, these kind of things happen. That’s why I will rotate the team because, if not, many players will go out.”
City face a logjam of 13 fixtures into the new year -- just over one game every three days -- as they seek to consolidate their lead in the Premier League, reach the League Cup semi-finals and complete their Champions League group games.
“It is tough because the calendar is so demanding,” said Guardiola. “We don’t have many central defenders and they will suffer but we will find a solution.”
That is likely to revolve around Vincent Kompany, who started Saturday’s game alongside Stones in central defence after more than two months out with a calf injury.
Kompany completed 90 minutes, although was fortunate to escape an early red card after scything down Jamie Vardy after three minutes.
That moment aside, Guardiola was delighted with his captain’s return and said he is looking for the 31-year-old Belgian to stay fit after years blighted by injury.
“I am really impressed because after more than two months injured and (having had) one game at international against Gibraltar and to play at that level shows how strong he is in his mind,” said Guardiola.
“At the last part of last season he came in and helped us a lot. Vince is a little mystery and hopefully he can be fit for the coming games.”
Stones’s absence will be further cushioned by the return from suspension of another central defender Nicolas Otamendi against Feyenoord on Tuesday, a game City will be keen to win in order to qualify as Group F winners ahead of the Champions League knockout draw.
Joe Hart expected to leave Manchester City this summer

JOE HART is expected to make a cut-price departure from Manchester City in the summer.
The England goalkeeper will have only a year remaining on his contract at the end of the season.
City, therefore, would rather cash in then, rather than see Hart leave as a free agent a year later.
They could accept an offer of between £3m and £6m for Hart, 30.
He is currently on loan at West Ham – who play at Watford today in David Moyes’ first match in charge of the Hammers – and there appears to be no way back for him at City under boss Pep Guardiola.
Brazilian Ederson, 24, is now firmly established as title-chasing Manchester City’s No.1 keeper.
Hart joined City in 2006 from Shrewsbury Town and went on loan to Tranmere Rovers, Blackpool and Birmingham before being established as the starting keeper in 2010.
The 30-year-old has made 348 appearances for the club and spent last season on loan to Torino.
He has collected 75 caps for England since his debut in 2008.

FLAGITIOUS
fləˈdʒɪʃəs
adjective formal
(of a person or their actions) criminal; villainous.
"Wenger is a flagitious frog-eater, who should be hanged, drawn and quartered for his comments regarding Sterling."color]
Was Vincent Kompany lucky to escape without a red card?
Vincent Kompany picked up a yellow card after just two minutes for a tackle on Jamie Vardy, but should it have been a sending off?
The Man City captain made his first Premier League start since August 26 in the 2-0 victory against Leicester on Saturday, but it could have lasted mere seconds.
As a long ball was played to Vardy, the striker started a darting run towards the box but a sliding tackle from Kompany saw him wipe out the England international, catching him around the ankles.
There were big shouts from the home crowd for Kompany's dismissal as players from both sides went to referee Graham Scott to plead their respective cases, but he only produced a yellow card for the foul.
After the game, Leicester manager Claude Puel said he believed it was a red card, which was echoed by the pundits on Soccer Saturday.
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Manchester City are capable of winning the Premier League and going all season in the league unbeaten, according to Phil Neville.

City equalled their best ever start to a league campaign on Saturday when they recorded their 11th win of the season.
Gabriel Jesus and Kevin de Bruyne both struck as Pep Guardiola's side won 2-0 away at Leicester City.
Former Manchester United defender Neville, who was appearing as a pundit on BBC's Match of the Day programme, said Guardiola's men could go all term without defeat.
He said: 'I think they can go all season undefeated I really. They're that good of a team and I can't see how this moment in time anyone can take points off them.'
Alan Shearer, who was sat alongside Neville, disagreed.
The former Newcastle striker thinks City will face defeat when they start to rotate their first team to cope with the demands of other competitions such as the Champions League.
Shearer added: 'Alan Shearer: 'I think that's a big ask because when you get further into the season and with the Champions League games and the latter stages.'
Meanwhile his former partner Rio 'where's the camera' Ferdinand says we are sublime to watch, the most surprising part of this being that he understands the correct meaning of the word!!!
http://sport.bt.com/sport-hurts/rio-man ... 4230062722
Benjamin Mendy sent the nicest message to Gary Lineker as Man City destroy Leicester
You often see headlines about celebrities “destroying” or “owning” people on Twitter.
But it’s nice to see people being polite to each other.
As happens most match days, Gary Lineker was tweeting along with Leicester City’s game on Saturday afternoon. And as they were playing in-form Manchester City, it didn't go very well for the Foxes.
As Man City went 2-0 at the start of the second half, Lineker tweeted:
This caught the attention of Manchester City defender Benjamin Mendy, who is currently out with a long-term injury. Mendy, being a lovely person, took it apologise for Lineker’s hurt feelings.