Jake Livermore Incident

[iwasthere2012]

Definitely seconds.
He is rather more-ish.

[RodneyRodney]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Crikey RR, that thought is enough to put me off my bedtime cup of hot milk

[nottsblue]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Which Neville?

[Original Dub]

Definitely seconds.
He is rather more-ish.

Watch it ya bollox Eamonn. I'm just heavy set

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Which Neville?

If it were both of them NB, they could have a ménage de trois.......

Crikey, that thought is enough to make even the strongest stomach surrender it's contents.

[nottsblue]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Which Neville?

If it were both of them NB, they could have a ménage de trois.......

Crikey, that thought is enough to make even the strongest stomach surrender it's contents.

My money is on chuckle 2 just sitting and watching ginger pig and chuckle 1, whilst knocking one out

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Which Neville?

If it were both of them NB, they could have a ménage de trois.......

Crikey, that thought is enough to make even the strongest stomach surrender it's contents.

My money is on chuckle 2 just sitting and watching ginger pig and chuckle 1, whilst knocking one out

With a vivid imagination like that NB, you ought to be writing the script for the next Star Wars film.

[zuricity]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Which Neville?

If it were both of them NB, they could have a ménage de trois.......

Crikey, that thought is enough to make even the strongest stomach surrender it's contents.

My money is on chuckle 2 just sitting and watching ginger pig and chuckle 1, whilst knocking one out

With a vivid imagination like that NB, you ought to be writing the script for the next Star Wars film.

Or , the Flamers final Fling - A riches to Rags tale.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

^^^^^^^^^^

That's brilliant ZC; well done to you

[johnny crossan]

I have no problem with precious people. Just like I've no problem with cunts.
There's room for everyone.
I'm pretty straightforward, if you provoke me, I'll retaliate.
If you don't like that, or if you're easily offended, then maybe the time to shine the light is before you make that smarmy post, as opposed to after you've taken offense at the reaction.
I think that's more than reasonable.

Super more than reasonable. What a reasonable cunt you are, sir!
Also, i hope you all die. And then are reincarnated, as sparrows...who eats a poisoned worm...and then dies again! Only to be reincarnated as a worm, who dies under someone's boot heel and is smeared into the pavement.
THEN...i hope in 5,000,000 years -- after eons and eons or rebirth and death -- you exist only as space dust which is then used to seed new life on another planet we haven't discovered yet. However, in some Black Mirror like horror fantasy your DNA memory is preserved and you become bacterium who maintains your memories from your human form, and in specific you think back to this post and say...
"Fuck YOU....i can't believe you could see the path that this forum, and me specifically as a poster, was on!"
cheers

even Willy couldn't put it better -

A SLUMBER did my spirit seal;
I had no human fears:
She seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of earthly years.

No motion has she now, no force;
She neither hears nor sees;
Rolled round in earth's diurnal course,
With rocks, and stones, and trees.

We're all immortal - guaranteed

[Nigels Tackle]

I like you JC, you're funny.
A total malapropist and a bit of a cunt. But i like you

Not sure that rider would be well received in the bar-parlour of the Anglers Rest - or indeed anywhere else - but I hope Sheridan endowed Mrs Malaprop with a few redeeming qualities. Since 1338 my wife's family motto has been Amo ut Invenio which I also find quite serviceable. On that test regrettably I cannot reciprocate your affections and, to be candid, have come to regard you as a blister.

pmsl - post of the year for me.

a blister. love it.

[Original Dub]

I like you JC, you're funny.
A total malapropist and a bit of a cunt. But i like you

Not sure that rider would be well received in the bar-parlour of the Anglers Rest - or indeed anywhere else - but I hope Sheridan endowed Mrs Malaprop with a few redeeming qualities. Since 1338 my wife's family motto has been Amo ut Invenio which I also find quite serviceable. On that test regrettably I cannot reciprocate your affections and, to be candid, have come to regard you as a blister.

pmsl - post of the year for me.

a blister. love it.

I'd say you do, stalker boy

[RodneyRodney]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Which Neville?[/quote]

OK, reach for the bucket

[Justified logic]

Get a frigging room somewhere you two ; this is worse than watching Scholes and Neville having a snog.

Which Neville?

OK, reach for the bucket

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[Nigels Tackle]

I like you JC, you're funny.
A total malapropist and a bit of a cunt. But i like you

Not sure that rider would be well received in the bar-parlour of the Anglers Rest - or indeed anywhere else - but I hope Sheridan endowed Mrs Malaprop with a few redeeming qualities. Since 1338 my wife's family motto has been Amo ut Invenio which I also find quite serviceable. On that test regrettably I cannot reciprocate your affections and, to be candid, have come to regard you as a blister.

pmsl - post of the year for me.

a blister. love it.

I'd say you do, stalker boy

the irony

[london blue 2]

I like you JC, you're funny.
A total malapropist and a bit of a cunt. But i like you

Not sure that rider would be well received in the bar-parlour of the Anglers Rest - or indeed anywhere else - but I hope Sheridan endowed Mrs Malaprop with a few redeeming qualities. Since 1338 my wife's family motto has been Amo ut Invenio which I also find quite serviceable. On that test regrettably I cannot reciprocate your affections and, to be candid, have come to regard you as a blister.

pmsl - post of the year for me.

a blister. love it.

I'd say you do, stalker boy

the irony

[Wooders]

I’m slightly torn on this issue - on the one hand i think that you can’t carry on like that when you’re a pro regardless of what was said - on the other hand, you can’t let cunts go about saying things like that and he deserves a slap

[BlueinBosnia]

I’m slightly torn on this issue - on the one hand i think that you can’t carry on like that when you’re a pro regardless of what was said - on the other hand, you can’t let cunts go about saying things like that and he deserves a slap

My argument against that would be that the only reason his private life was known about by the scrote is because he's a professional, and so some people are obsessed with prying into his private life, thus making it public knowledge.

[Original Dub]

Here we go again