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Nigels Tackle wrote:

Original Dub wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:I like you JC, you're funny.
A total malapropist and a bit of a cunt. But i like you

Not sure that rider would be well received in the bar-parlour of the Anglers Rest - or indeed anywhere else - but I hope Sheridan endowed Mrs Malaprop with a few redeeming qualities. Since 1338 my wife's family motto has been Amo ut Invenio which I also find quite serviceable. On that test regrettably I cannot reciprocate your affections and, to be candid, have come to regard you as a blister.

pmsl - post of the year for me.

a blister. love it.

I'd say you do, stalker boy

the irony

I never sent you buddy pms stalker boy

Original Dub wrote:I'm pretty straightforward, if you provoke me, I'll retaliate.
If you don't like that, or if you're easily offended, then maybe the time to shine the light is before you make that smarmy post, as opposed to after you've taken offense at the reaction.
I think that's more than reasonable.

im sorry to hear that. please tell me what i did to provoke you so mercilessly. it was never my intention.
if you can enlighten me as to what i did--barring retaliatory posts--to provoke your ire then, as a mea culpa, i'll leave you and everyone else on this site alone, as you've wanted for years. i won't write any more inflammatory posts or ruin your fan experience any longer.
please, if you can, respond in English.

cheers.

FFS people, just leave it out! is this season going *too* well, so there's not enough drama on the pitch for you to fight about??

phips wrote:

Original Dub wrote:I'm pretty straightforward, if you provoke me, I'll retaliate.
If you don't like that, or if you're easily offended, then maybe the time to shine the light is before you make that smarmy post, as opposed to after you've taken offense at the reaction.
I think that's more than reasonable.

im sorry to hear that. please tell me what i did to provoke you so mercilessly. it was never my intention.
if you can enlighten me as to what i did--barring retaliatory posts--to provoke your ire then, as a mea culpa, i'll leave you and everyone else on this site alone, as you've wanted for years. i won't write any more inflammatory posts or ruin your fan experience any longer.
please, if you can, respond in English.

cheers.

What in the name of fuck made you think I was talking to you??

But while you've decided to join in on this little diddy, your smarmy tone provokes plenty of people on here.

You hardly need me to tell you that, you're probably the most foed poster the board has ever seen.

I don't care what you do phips - I was here before you took a fleeting interest in the club and I'll be here long after it fades away.

Is there a reason you turned the foe button off?

phips wrote:

Original Dub wrote:I'm pretty straightforward, if you provoke me, I'll retaliate.
If you don't like that, or if you're easily offended, then maybe the time to shine the light is before you make that smarmy post, as opposed to after you've taken offense at the reaction.
I think that's more than reasonable.

im sorry to hear that. please tell me what i did to provoke you so mercilessly. it was never my intention.
if you can enlighten me as to what i did--barring retaliatory posts--to provoke your ire then, as a mea culpa, i'll leave you and everyone else on this site alone, as you've wanted for years. i won't write any more inflammatory posts or ruin your fan experience any longer.
please, if you can, respond in English.

cheers.

He's dangerously Pavlovian if he smells a scrape of Smarmite* phips. Never knowingly underabusive, OD is the forum paradigm for those who aspire to endless years of frothing invective over all and sundry and he combines these considerable talents with an iron dedication to promoting himself as some pathetic sort of Hibernian hard man.
Cue retaliatory vituperation.......I'll get my wheelchair
(* expletive lite posts)

You're flashing your hairy bush again Nora.

Nobody wants to see your hairy bush. Pipe down. Good girl.

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

phips wrote:

Original Dub wrote:I'm pretty straightforward, if you provoke me, I'll retaliate.
If you don't like that, or if you're easily offended, then maybe the time to shine the light is before you make that smarmy post, as opposed to after you've taken offense at the reaction.
I think that's more than reasonable.

im sorry to hear that. please tell me what i did to provoke you so mercilessly. it was never my intention.
if you can enlighten me as to what i did--barring retaliatory posts--to provoke your ire then, as a mea culpa, i'll leave you and everyone else on this site alone, as you've wanted for years. i won't write any more inflammatory posts or ruin your fan experience any longer.
please, if you can, respond in English.

cheers.

He's dangerously Pavlovian if he smells a scrape of Smarmite* phips. Never knowingly underabusive, OD is the forum paradigm for those who aspire to endless years of frothing invective over all and sundry and he combines these considerable talents with an iron dedication to promoting himself as some pathetic sort of Hibernian hard man.
Cue retaliatory vituperation.......I'll get my wheelchair
(* expletive lite posts)

You're flashing your hairy bush again Nora.
Nobody wants to see your hairy bush. Pipe down. Good girl.

You've even lost your delicate touch with your specialist subject OD, all those wasted years of practice spewing disgusting gender abuse on here and that's the best you can manage? I'll bet that ordure goes down well in the internet chatrooms though, you must be a real ladykiller.

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

phips wrote:

Original Dub wrote:I'm pretty straightforward, if you provoke me, I'll retaliate.
If you don't like that, or if you're easily offended, then maybe the time to shine the light is before you make that smarmy post, as opposed to after you've taken offense at the reaction.
I think that's more than reasonable.

im sorry to hear that. please tell me what i did to provoke you so mercilessly. it was never my intention.
if you can enlighten me as to what i did--barring retaliatory posts--to provoke your ire then, as a mea culpa, i'll leave you and everyone else on this site alone, as you've wanted for years. i won't write any more inflammatory posts or ruin your fan experience any longer.
please, if you can, respond in English.

cheers.

He's dangerously Pavlovian if he smells a scrape of Smarmite* phips. Never knowingly underabusive, OD is the forum paradigm for those who aspire to endless years of frothing invective over all and sundry and he combines these considerable talents with an iron dedication to promoting himself as some pathetic sort of Hibernian hard man.
Cue retaliatory vituperation.......I'll get my wheelchair
(* expletive lite posts)

You're flashing your hairy bush again Nora.
Nobody wants to see your hairy bush. Pipe down. Good girl.

You've even lost your delicate touch with your specialist subject OD, all those wasted years of practice spewing disgusting gender abuse on here and that's the best you can manage? I'll bet that ordure goes down well in the internet chatrooms though, you must be a real ladykiller.

"Disgusting gender abuse"

You really are a precious old cunt aren't you

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

phips wrote:im sorry to hear that. please tell me what i did to provoke you so mercilessly. it was never my intention.
if you can enlighten me as to what i did--barring retaliatory posts--to provoke your ire then, as a mea culpa, i'll leave you and everyone else on this site alone, as you've wanted for years. i won't write any more inflammatory posts or ruin your fan experience any longer.
please, if you can, respond in English.

cheers.

He's dangerously Pavlovian if he smells a scrape of Smarmite* phips. Never knowingly underabusive, OD is the forum paradigm for those who aspire to endless years of frothing invective over all and sundry and he combines these considerable talents with an iron dedication to promoting himself as some pathetic sort of Hibernian hard man.
Cue retaliatory vituperation.......I'll get my wheelchair
(* expletive lite posts)

You're flashing your hairy bush again Nora.
Nobody wants to see your hairy bush. Pipe down. Good girl.

You've even lost your delicate touch with your specialist subject OD, all those wasted years of practice spewing disgusting gender abuse on here and that's the best you can manage? I'll bet that ordure goes down well in the internet chatrooms though, you must be a real ladykiller.

"Disgusting gender abuse"
You really are a precious old cunt aren't you

Seriously though OD, do you like insulting women, does it make you feel good?

Seriously, are you a woman?

Original Dub wrote:Seriously, are you a woman?

Getting excited now eh, want to talk about sanitary towels do we?

Not sure whether to watch this thread or the dippers derby. Either way, I've got the popcorn in.

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:Seriously, are you a woman?

Getting excited now eh, want to talk about sanitary towels do we?

You're not doing yourself any favours. That is some strange shit.

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:Seriously, are you a woman?

Getting excited now eh, want to talk about sanitary towels do we?

You're not doing yourself any favours. That is some strange shit.

What's important to me is confronting the unacceptable, not looking for favours or approval. Before you wish me dead or whatever just reflect on what's gone before. Mend your ways.

ENIAM NAM wrote:Not sure whether to watch this thread or the dippers derby. Either way, I've got the popcorn in.

Definitely this.

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:Seriously, are you a woman?

Getting excited now eh, want to talk about sanitary towels do we?

You're not doing yourself any favours. That is some strange shit.

What's important to me is confronting the unacceptable, not looking for favours or approval. Before you wish me dead or whatever just reflect on what's gone before. Mend your ways.

I've a feeling you were BATTERED at school. And you've probably been wondering why your whole adult life.

So now you're going to rid the board of the evil bully, is that It? Am I getting warm?

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:Seriously, are you a woman?

Getting excited now eh, want to talk about sanitary towels do we?

You're not doing yourself any favours. That is some strange shit.

What's important to me is confronting the unacceptable, not looking for favours or approval. Before you wish me dead or whatever just reflect on what's gone before. Mend your ways.

I've a feeling you were BATTERED at school. And you've probably been wondering why your whole adult life.
So now you're going to rid the board of the evil bully, is that It? Am I getting warm?

You're just fantasizing violence again aren't you - just another pathetic internet thug. Get some help, you need it.

Ah... I am getting warm now, aren't I, Nora?

You come across like such a victim. I don't have fantasies of violence. I don't hate or abuse women. The fact that you seem to think I do says more about what you have on your mind than I do.

I do get the impression that you're a lonely old cunt who lives their life online because you fucked up your real one. I think you're on many different forums and comment sections and if someone turned off your Wi-Fi, they'd be plugging out your life support.

They're only my observations though. And who cares about the observations of a violent internet woman hater, right?

I'm probably way off

Original Dub wrote:Ah... I am getting warm now, aren't I, Nora?
You come across like such a victim. I don't have fantasies of violence. I don't hate or abuse women. The fact that you seem to think I do says more about what you have on your mind than I do.
I do get the impression that you're a lonely old cunt who lives their life online because you fucked up your real one. I think you're on many different forums and comment sections and if someone turned off your Wi-Fi, they'd be plugging out your life support.
They're only my observations though. And who cares about the observations of a violent internet woman hater, right?
I'm probably way off

You're just a foul-mouthed disgrace of a human being.

johnny crossan wrote:

Original Dub wrote:Ah... I am getting warm now, aren't I, Nora?
You come across like such a victim. I don't have fantasies of violence. I don't hate or abuse women. The fact that you seem to think I do says more about what you have on your mind than I do.
I do get the impression that you're a lonely old cunt who lives their life online because you fucked up your real one. I think you're on many different forums and comment sections and if someone turned off your Wi-Fi, they'd be plugging out your life support.
They're only my observations though. And who cares about the observations of a violent internet woman hater, right?
I'm probably way off

You're just a foul-mouthed disgrace of a human being.

Checkmate.