Dipper dirge

Here is the place to talk about all things city and football!

Dipper dirge

Postby CuteMancs » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:02 pm

Image


I usually treat my body like a temple. Last night I treated mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell.
CuteMancs
Richard Dunne's Own Goals
 
Posts: 928
Joined: Tue May 13, 2008 4:24 am
Location: Surbiton, Surrey
Supporter of: MCFC

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:13 pm

Some very knowledgeable and highly informed opinions there......"they seem to forget they were a joke for most of their existence", being one of the most perceptive. :lol: :lol: :lol:

To be fair, there were one or two reasonable comments, it's just that they seemed to be as rare as hen's teeth and drowned in the overall halitosis riddled miasma surrounding that abject apology of a Football Club.
Mikhail Chigorin
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7945
Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:37 pm
Location: Lost in the variations of the King's Gambit
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Bert Trautmann

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby City64 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:18 pm

Those deluded scouse cunts are as bad if not worse than the deluded rags .......... just don't go there , save your soul and your mind from that fucking bilge !!! :lol:
Not really here
User avatar
City64
David Silva's Silky Skills
 
Posts: 6174
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:02 pm
Location: Urmston, Shevington , The Etihad , In a bar anywhere watching MCFC
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby CTID Hants » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:18 pm

Thanks CM, they are an even more odious bunch of cunts than the rags without a doubt!!

So VVD is their new Messiah by all accounts? Would piss myself if he got himself sent off early doors :lol:

As for all the money comments, they need reminding that they would be in Div2 by now if that septic didn't come and inject his cash.....
Born A Blue

Image
User avatar
CTID Hants
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
David Silva's Silky Skills
 
Posts: 6529
Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:33 pm
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:26 pm

arseholes
SOLID POSTER
Nigels Tackle
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Bert Trautmann's Neck
 
Posts: 12332
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: here, there, every fucking where
Supporter of: man love
My favourite player is: mike mason liam lingo

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby South Stand Balti » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:26 pm

It baffles me when they talk about money.-
Rafa spent £250m and signed 76 players
Bodgers spent £300m and won fuck all
Keita cost £64m
VD cost £75m
These figures are off their websites.
Our record signing was £54m.
It also baffles me how the media like them given their dark history.
South Stand Balti
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3796
Joined: Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:25 pm
Supporter of: Manchester City FC
My favourite player is: Yaya

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby RodneyRodney » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:34 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote: halitosis riddled miasma

. . . aren't they in the Greek 3rd division ?
"Our planet is a BLUE planet" - Sir David Attenborough
RodneyRodney
De Jong's Tackle
 
Posts: 1782
Joined: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:23 am
Location: Hart of Lothian
Supporter of: Manchester
My favourite player is: Enzo Francescoli

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Original Dub » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:45 pm

I shouldn't have read that :x
Something could get pretty rotten in the state of Swampland. . . it could just turn out even better than a particularly gory episode of "I, Claudius".
The only thing more entertaining will be our football..
User avatar
Original Dub
Joe Corrigan's Gloves
 
Posts: 16983
Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:41 pm
Location: Dublin
Supporter of: Breasts
My favourite player is: Aguero

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Chinners » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:54 pm

Sorry but no set of fans are more deluded or odious than the rags. Give your heads a wobble.
Image
User avatar
Chinners
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Kaptain Kompany's Komposure
 
Posts: 14499
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:52 pm
Location: Hampton Court Palace
Supporter of: B*ll*x
My favourite player is: Kun Tueart

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Justified logic » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:00 pm

Original Dub wrote:I shouldn't have read that :x

I won't bother. They're not worth it.
Justified logic
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3462
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:40 pm
Location: Playing in the hole
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Mase » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:02 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:It baffles me when they talk about money.-
Rafa spent £250m and signed 76 players
Bodgers spent £300m and won fuck all
Keita cost £64m
VD cost £75m
These figures are off their websites.
Our record signing was £54m.
It also baffles me how the media like them given their dark history.


Oh you mean murdering their own fans?
Mase
Alan Oakes' 668 Games
 
Posts: 17662
Joined: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:08 pm
Location: The North Pole.
Supporter of: Warnock's Ref Rants
My favourite player is: Danny Tiatto

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Justified logic » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:04 pm

Chinners wrote:Sorry but no set of fans are more deluded or odious than the rags. Give your heads a wobble.

No, the rags are gullible - they think they're going to sign 90 million players that will win them the league. The dippers are deluded because they think they will win the league with their own bargain basement dross.

They are both equally odious (as are Spurs fans).
Justified logic
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3462
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:40 pm
Location: Playing in the hole
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Justified logic » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:05 pm

Mase wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:It baffles me when they talk about money.-
Rafa spent £250m and signed 76 players
Bodgers spent £300m and won fuck all
Keita cost £64m
VD cost £75m
These figures are off their websites.
Our record signing was £54m.
It also baffles me how the media like them given their dark history.


Oh you mean murdering their own fans?

Sweeping the Juve dead under the carpet, I think.
Justified logic
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3462
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:40 pm
Location: Playing in the hole
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby stevefromdonny » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:05 pm

i love it when they still think that they would of won us with 11 men, they was 1-0 down and we was just starting to play our football.
lets beat them and I hope all our players are playing 100%
stevefromdonny
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Kinky's Mazy Dribbles
 
Posts: 2431
Joined: Sun May 01, 2011 11:39 am
Supporter of: man city
My favourite player is: any1 who plays for city

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby nottsblue » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:06 pm

Normally love reading these reports. But I think in future you should put a disclaimer on there CM of "warning, do not read if you don't want to smash your mobile/tablet/pc to pieces"

Utter deluded mongs. VVD to score in the last minute to make it 5-0. People have been sectioned for less than that.

Really hope we win, just to shut them up. You know if they fluke one about a million of the fuckers will crawl out of the sewers crowing as if they've actually won the league
nottsblue
Kaptain Kompany's Komposure
 
Posts: 14038
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:16 pm

nottsblue wrote:Normally love reading these reports. But I think in future you should put a disclaimer on there CM of "warning, do not read if you don't want to smash your mobile/tablet/pc to pieces"

Utter deluded mongs. VVD to score in the last minute to make it 5-0. People have been sectioned for less than that.

Really hope we win, just to shut them up. You know if they fluke one about a million of the fuckers will crawl out of the sewers crowing as if they've actually won the league


If they beat us on Sunday, they'll probably have a victory tour around the City.

In fact, they're probably dusting all the cobwebs off the bus as we speak and polishing all the paintwork; there might be no point in our turning up to play.
Mikhail Chigorin
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7945
Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:37 pm
Location: Lost in the variations of the King's Gambit
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Bert Trautmann

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:18 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Normally love reading these reports. But I think in future you should put a disclaimer on there CM of "warning, do not read if you don't want to smash your mobile/tablet/pc to pieces"

Utter deluded mongs. VVD to score in the last minute to make it 5-0. People have been sectioned for less than that.

Really hope we win, just to shut them up. You know if they fluke one about a million of the fuckers will crawl out of the sewers crowing as if they've actually won the league


If they beat us on Sunday, they'll probably have a victory tour around the City.

In fact, they're probably dusting all the cobwebs off the bus as we speak and polishing all the paintwork; there might be no point in our turning up to play.


they'll have tshirts printed
i was there etc...
SOLID POSTER
Nigels Tackle
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Bert Trautmann's Neck
 
Posts: 12332
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: here, there, every fucking where
Supporter of: man love
My favourite player is: mike mason liam lingo

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby South Stand Balti » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:31 pm

Justified logic wrote:
Mase wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:It baffles me when they talk about money.-
Rafa spent £250m and signed 76 players
Bodgers spent £300m and won fuck all
Keita cost £64m
VD cost £75m
These figures are off their websites.
Our record signing was £54m.
It also baffles me how the media like them given their dark history.


Oh you mean murdering their own fans?

Sweeping the Juve dead under the carpet, I think.

Yes, it was the Juve incident I was thinking of and them bricking our coach after our great Hillsborough tribute at their ground.
South Stand Balti
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3796
Joined: Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:25 pm
Supporter of: Manchester City FC
My favourite player is: Yaya

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:50 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:It baffles me when they talk about money.-
Rafa spent £250m and signed 76 players
Bodgers spent £300m and won fuck all
Keita cost £64m
VD cost £75m
These figures are off their websites.
Our record signing was £54m.
It also baffles me how the media like them given their dark history.

They've spent approx £150 mil without the Keita money. So, approx £210 million this season. Add that to the £270 mil over the previous few seasons then you'd think they'd have a realisation check before opening their mouths.

However, they aren't in it to win it, they're there to make money for FSG first and foremost, so whenever they get a chance to make big money, their best players will be off.
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".

The Future's Bright, The Future's Blue!!!
User avatar
Beefymcfc
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 34526
Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:14 am
Supporter of: The Mighty Blues

Re: Dipper dirge

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:01 pm

Yeuch.

And Milner is their best CM!
User avatar
Hutch's Shoulder
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3144
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:55 am
Location: Wild country near Glossop
Supporter of: City of course
My favourite player is: David Silva

Next

Return to The Maine Football forum

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: carolina-blue, freshie, Google [Bot], Hazy2, Hutch's Shoulder, King_Tueart, mr_nool, Nigels Tackle, nottsblue, Piccsnumberoneblue and 51 guests