This game will be televised to an excited, world-wide audience, waiting to be thrilled, indulged and entertained by the two greatest sides in footballing history......(slight pause having typed that, whilst I go to the toilet to be sick)........
.........OK I'm back (obviously) and just wondering how the two sides will play it. Will the SCUM feel the need to entertain the attentive billions, or will they be in full 'park the bus mode', as this has now become ingrained in their psyche ??
Will Klipperty Klopp the idol of the Kop, feel the need to try and blow the SCUM away in a whirlwind first twenty minutes, or will they play it tighter ??
It was actually postulated, a few days ago, on one of the 'stories' on Yahoo Sports, that 'Mr Gleaming Dentures' had now completely 'solved' Liverpuddle's hitherto defensive problems (it was such an interesting topic that I didn't bother reading it to find out how), so they might be content to rely upon this new defensive solidity to play it more cagily.
All in all, from a 'neutral point of view, it has all the possibilities of being a drab, tedious, overhyped encounter with neither side wanting to lose.
I just hope, amongst all the eulogies being gibberishly supplied and spouted by the commentators, that there are a few red cards, a lot of mindless fouls, a lot of play acting, a lot of referee surroundings, touchline fisticuffs between Klipperty and Moaninho and thoroughly abject conduct by both Clubs, in the wake of a footballing disgrace of a game, to show the watching world, these two despicable teams in their correct light.
In other words, a typical game involving the SCUM.