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I don't like Mondays

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:43 pm
by CuteMancs

Re: I don't like Mondays

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:51 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
Cheers!

‘Believe me this will be closer than people realize, saying its going be a record score etc etc is horseshit, maybe when Hughes was here but people are forgetting Lambert has done a fine job so far, we are 9th in the form table with a plus1 goal difference and only City and Spurs have conceded fewer since Lambert arrived’ – I love the positive thinking, high sixes all round.

‘I’m looking forward to it about as much as I’m looking forward to the next time I shit myself in public’ – I remember those days.

Re: I don't like Mondays

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:11 pm
by Tokyo Blue
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Cheers!

‘Believe me this will be closer than people realize, saying its going be a record score etc etc is horseshit, maybe when Hughes was here but people are forgetting Lambert has done a fine job so far, we are 9th in the form table with a plus1 goal difference and only City and Spurs have conceded fewer since Lambert arrived’ – I love the positive thinking, high sixes all round.

‘I’m looking forward to it about as much as I’m looking forward to the next time I shit myself in public’ – I remember those days.

Chortle.

Re: I don't like Mondays

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:19 pm
by Swales4ever
lovely, great stuff, CM. please have my regular gratitude.

" Our only hope:  Guardiola is kidnapped by Spanish secret service as well as his backroom staff and the Spanish contingent, charged with treason and imprisoned awaiting trial"

"We will fucking annihilate them." 



Re: I don't like Mondays

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:30 pm
by nottsblue
Enjoyed that. Thanks CM

Not a bad selection of comments to be fair.

My favourite was the guy who was looking forward to it as much as the next time he shits himself in public. The next time?

Re: I don't like Mondays

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:02 pm
by CTID Hants
nottsblue wrote:Enjoyed that. Thanks CM

Not a bad selection of comments to be fair.

My favourite was the guy who was looking forward to it as much as the next time he shits himself in public. The next time?


Always said stoke were a dirty bunch :lol: I'm off to read the rest now...

Re: I don't like Mondays

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:11 pm
by Justified logic
Liked this one.

"Got a feeling in my water it’s our turn to cause a shock the weekend results have gone for us so far, wolves are throwing it away, I tell you were gonna get 3 points……….either that or I’ve got a water infection"

They concede 2 goals for every goal they score, we score 4 for every goal conceded. I make that a 1-8 win for us, not because I'm good at probabilities, just because I like the idea of us having twice United's goal difference.