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Jose’s Rant

Postby zuricity » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:36 pm

Was driving on the Autobahn late this afternoon doing about 190 kmph, when i get an sms text about some nutter giving a 12 minute speech of pure madness

here are two quotes i was sent

„Jose's rant. As a bluemooner said "what a great time to be alive!“

Here‘s me thinking wtf? what is so special about the looney one ?

then i get

„Maureen has really lost it.......12 minute rant during his press conference!
Lots of facts but nothing about why they are playing shit football“

so here‘s me thinking what‘s he done now ( silly boy)

When i finally get home i read that the nutter has been waxing lyrical about City and remembering when he was 22.

Somehow , i think a separate thread about ‚the spatial one‘, might give us a few laughs between now and the big five games over Easter time.

Let me know if you want me to change the title to
„Nutter“.

I was pretty miffed at the time laughing about the Pink Floyd song ‚Fearless‘ from „Meddle“, i was listening to (and their ynwa ending ) Thinking , bring it on Scousepool, we are going to tonk ya.

Nutter or Jose Rantee ? hard choice to make.

He may have lost it , but we need a chat thread to help him find what he is looking for.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:41 pm

zuricity wrote:Was driving on the Autobahn late this afternoon doing about 190 kmph, when i get an sms text about some nutter giving a 12 minute speech of pure madness

here are two quotes i was sent

„Jose's rant. As a bluemooner said "what a great time to be alive!“

Here‘s me thinking wtf? what is so special about the looney one ?

then i get

„Maureen has really lost it.......12 minute rant during his press conference!
Lots of facts but nothing about why they are playing shit football“

so here‘s me thinking what‘s he done now ( silly boy)

When i finally get home i read that the nutter has been waxing lyrical about City and remembering when he was 22.

Somehow , i think a separate thread about ‚the spatial one‘, might give us a few laughs between now and the big five games over Easter time.

Let me know if you want me to change the title to
„Nutter“.

I was pretty miffed at the time laughing about the Pink Floyd song ‚Fearless‘ from „Meddle“, i was listening to (and their ynwa ending ) Thinking , bring it on Scousepool, we are going to tonk ya.

Nutter or Jose Rantee ? hard choice to make.

He may have lost it , but we need a chat thread to help him find what he is looking for.


Nutter?
I thought it was the most sense he’s made in Years.

Not sure his employers would thank him for it though even though he says they’re right behind him.

Obviously drawing up his exit strategy.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby zuricity » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:49 pm

^^^^^ , well he is a nutter.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby london blue 2 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:21 pm

Saw it today. Brilliant. He's losing it, fans will want rid very soon mark my words.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:27 pm

london blue 2 wrote:Saw it today. Brilliant. He's losing it, fans will want rid very soon mark my words.

Well he is a master tactician.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:29 pm

It amounted to him saying 'it's not my fault (I'm brilliant), it's the club that is shit.'
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby Original Dub » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:40 pm

zuricity wrote:Was driving on the Autobahn late this afternoon doing about 190 kmph, when i get an sms text about some nutter giving a 12 minute speech of pure madness

here are two quotes i was sent

„Jose's rant. As a bluemooner said "what a great time to be alive!“

Here‘s me thinking wtf? what is so special about the looney one ?

then i get

„Maureen has really lost it.......12 minute rant during his press conference!
Lots of facts but nothing about why they are playing shit football“

so here‘s me thinking what‘s he done now ( silly boy)

When i finally get home i read that the nutter has been waxing lyrical about City and remembering when he was 22.

Somehow , i think a separate thread about ‚the spatial one‘, might give us a few laughs between now and the big five games over Easter time.

Let me know if you want me to change the title to
„Nutter“.

I was pretty miffed at the time laughing about the Pink Floyd song ‚Fearless‘ from „Meddle“, i was listening to (and their ynwa ending ) Thinking , bring it on Scousepool, we are going to tonk ya.

Nutter or Jose Rantee ? hard choice to make.

He may have lost it , but we need a chat thread to help him find what he is looking for.


Fearless from Meddle?

I love it.

But I reckon poor auld Jose is more 13 mins into echoes from the same album :lol:
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby zuricity » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:53 am

^^^^**^ The only palatable version of ynwa.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby john@staustell » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:45 am

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It amounted to him saying 'it's not my fault (I'm brilliant), it's the club that is shit.'


No - "in 10 years time the players I bought will be winning the league." (Or was it 20?)
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Postby South Stand Balti » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:17 am

Unravelling again.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby iwasthere2012 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:07 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It amounted to him saying 'it's not my fault (I'm brilliant), it's the club that is shit.'


No - "in 10 years time the players I bought will be winning the league." (Or was it 20?)

More noticeable by who he didn’t mention.
Pogba and Sanchez.
De Gea was already there.
The only two he mentioned were Lukaku and Matic.
The rest of them must wonder WTF are we doing wrong. We’re doing what you tell us to do.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby Mase » Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:40 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:It amounted to him saying 'it's not my fault (I'm brilliant), it's the club that is shit.'


No - "in 10 years time the players I bought will be winning the league." (Or was it 20?)

More noticeable by who he didn’t mention.
Pogba and Sanchez.
De Gea was already there.
The only two he mentioned were Lukaku and Matic.
The rest of them must wonder WTF are we doing wrong. We’re doing what you tell us to do.


Is he thick? Matic is about 50! He’s be dead in 20 years not winning the league.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby blues2win » Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:41 pm

Rather reminded me of Rafa’s meltdown. “Facts Im talking about facts”.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby carolina-blue » Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:11 pm

Holy Fuckle me watching the Rant now
His face is shaking . Is he is losing it big time ?
Or is this typical rag deflection after a bad result .
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby RodneyRodney » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:45 pm

Post-match v Brighton ; blaming his players for a crap performance and calling them scared.
If he hadn't lost the shed yet, he has now. Clearly part of his exit strategy, but I hope he hasn't timed this wrongly as this could mean him leaving before he gets to waste the summer war chest.

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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby london blue 2 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:20 am

carolina-blue wrote:Holy Fuckle me watching the Rant now
His face is shaking . Is he is losing it big time ?
Or is this typical rag deflection after a bad result .

I think it's deflection from the Seville result. All eyes on Jose.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:05 am

This whole crisis at the ''theatre of shit'' just backs up my point on what a fan wants to see from his club.

On the one hand , the Munchens have actually won 2 trophies last season and are second in the prem which doesn't sound like a club in crisis and yet on the other hand , their football is fuckign wank to watch and is rightly slagged off all the time as a fuckign embarrassement to the paying watching public, considering they are so called top club.

Fans want to be entertained and if they cannot win the prem or the CL then at least show desire and flair and entertain the fuckign paying crowd on your way to missing out on those trophies.

Thank fuck we always had a plan and a manager who focuses on entertainment - we were entertained last year but this year we are winning trophies as well , but it just goes to show what is important first and foremost to a fan = Entertainment and desire.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby john68 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:50 am

Maureen is all about Maureen.

Forget what he says, rant or otherwise, just look at the timeing.

The rags have just lost to Sevilla....Cue media headlines about how shit the rags are.
City have just drawn the Scousers in the CL....Cue headlines about; the biggest game of the season or the biggest game in this years CL.

Maureen's response? To gob off with such stupidity that he deflects the headlines away from the rags failing versus Sevilla and negates the City v Scousers headlines onto himself.

For Maureen, no headline is bad news, or even a bad headline is good news.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby Crossie » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:39 am

Doesn’t he usually melt down in season 3 of his contracts? Right after he’s had 2 good seasons and been extended to a new 5 year deal?

Loving how that club are now losing their reputation thanks to Maureen, he’s destroying them at all levels.
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Re: Jose’s Rant

Postby john68 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:48 am

Crossie wrote:Doesn’t he usually melt down in season 3 of his contracts? Right after he’s had 2 good seasons and been extended to a new 5 year deal?

Loving how that club are now losing their reputation thanks to Maureen, he’s destroying them at all levels.


Sorry Crossie but I really don't think Maureen is causing the rags to lose any part of their reputation.
In my family and social circle, they've always been a bunch of C@@Ts and nowt's changed there then. If anything,he's simply confirmed it.
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