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Postby Swales4ever » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:39 am

still struggling, trying to make sense to yesterday's events, from a bed at the hospital, hence this thread may fall in the category of a rant mixed into a sort of tentative recognition process.

anyways, as an atheist I do struggle with the idea of "supernatural intervention" and
/or any form of superstition thereof; but the whole I saw yesterday defies the large part of what I learnt and grown staunch convincement in a lifetime...
in no particularly order:
1 English Nation surrenders traditional appetite for the Rule of Law, core of British Civilization:
I think I saw the Liverpool MP escorting an organized horde of thugs, rioting assaults to private property and interests of a multibillions investment that has generated countless jobs and wealth redevelopment in England. that on cusp of a long since announced effort, that has also received intelligence support from either LFC and local Mereyside media, in order to make sure that precautionary measures taken by MCFC on changing route went nullified.
under normal circumstances, in Britain, these events should be seen with lens different from those in use at the national media's sport desks... but as far as I am aware, as yet, the Home Secretary have not announced any probe on the Liverpool Metropolitan Police conspiracy against the Rule of the British Law.

2 Pep Guardiola, the greatest football manager of his time, for the first time in a career time I think, changes his mind on his unbreakable faith in winning games by imposing his game style and all of the suddend tries and adapts the style to a particular game by adding an addition central/holding midfielder: as a result, the two demiurges of City game (D. Silva & KdB) go lost and return to use only when regular shape is restored with just 1/3 of the game to go.

3 Nothing like winning by imposing builds confidence.
STILL!... on arguably the most important game of the season, it just took a hostile reception reception in shape of Bin Dippers town's civilized histree, for a team of hyper talented, finely trained and tipped in their skills, professional "sportsmen" to shake and crumble down like a bunch of chicken dicks.
Make no mistake, LFC have done nothing more than building pressure with their usual redention of frantic Gaelic football, City have done it all! I think I can't recall a single challenge won in the 1st half, nor a second ball won in all game, and you just don't compete by regularmy coming second best. had we lined up 5 Carls and 5 Beefys , with all their amateur feet and fat bellies, the sscoreline at HT had been nil to nil.
and for a side of this talent and competence, failing to score a single goal versus a defensive clueless set like that is textbook disgrace, no matter what very bad officiatting added on.
in terms of affirmation of MCFC's dominance on global stage yesterday the club has rolled back to the first year of Mancini's tenure in terms of attitude and character and, I for one, would train this team for the return leg by siding EDS at the derby and sending the spoilt brats for a forthnight shift on a construction site under the sun of Abu Dhabi.

For all the above, as the Holmes goes, "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth", therefore I must concede that "Typical City", as enhanced art of self-harming attitude, does actually exist and having laughed constantly off its faithful believers over the years, I must eat my humble pie, kneel down in front of them and apologize profusely for my ignorant disrespect to their righteous belief.



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1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Postby Crossie » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:46 pm

Just focusing on number 2, I totally agree.
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Postby craigmcfc » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:07 pm

Roger, was it voluntary or have you been committed?

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Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:46 am

craigmcfc wrote:Roger, was it voluntary or have you been committed?

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Postby Swales4ever » Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:27 am

craigmcfc wrote:Roger, was it voluntary or have you been committed?

:D

please expand on what troubles You more and I'll try to shed lights on the mild rant above, pal.
granted that the football side of those events have taken me by more surprise than if they'd told me you failed to please our dreamt away Kate back in your prime (third conditional), and b :twisted: eing in hospital out of a forthnight enjoyed in a Saudi jail didn't help my general emphaty either, I really don't see what insane is on propositions above.
You refer to first point in particular, be aware that footage of Liverpool's MP standing by rioters have been covered worldwide and I think You know that global investors aren't used to make their mind on investments by reading tabloids football sections wanking over LFC/MUFC Godgiven rights to do fact they want!
But it served my genuine dues to Typical City believers, and I am also glad :twisted: to bring a little amusement, to Nige in particular.

oh, to answer straight question, it's a no, I always act on my will, barring increasing need for help when it comes to get a substantial hard :twisted:

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Postby craigmcfc » Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:00 pm

I need some more tablets. Preferably a wheelbarrow full. Anyone?
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Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:21 pm

Oh Mancio this makes great reading during the derby half time! Well played lad!
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Postby Swales4ever » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:45 pm

ok I get not even my pals want to take me seriously on my take.
fair enough and nothing new, as well.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Postby ruralblue » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:49 pm

Swales4ever wrote:ok I get not even my pals want to take me seriously on my take.
fair enough and nothing new, as well.


Probably cause mancio4evaaaa you've write chapter and verse in shit that most of us can't decipher without adjusting our eyes and bored every fucker to death. :-)

Peace on earth to ya Rodger but you know full well the response that was coming. But hey oh sweet cheeks.
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Postby craigmcfc » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:53 pm

Swales4ever wrote:ok I get not even my pals want to take me seriously on my take.
fair enough and nothing new, as well.


I wholeheartedly apologise, I must have a brain injury or something as not everything sinks in on first (or sixth) read.

Saudi jail?
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Postby Swales4ever » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:59 pm

ruralblue wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:ok I get not even my pals want to take me seriously on my take.
fair enough and nothing new, as well.


Probably cause mancio4evaaaa you've write chapter and verse in shit that most of us can't decipher without adjusting our eyes and bored every fucker to death. :-)

Peace on earth to ya Rodger but you know full well the response that was coming. But hey oh sweet cheeks.

again, really?
btw did I ever tried to make a pantomime of any of Your former monikers or actual forename?
I like You Rural so I won't question your extra local slang abilities earned during your ancient educational course. :evil:

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Postby ruralblue » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:01 pm

craigmcfc wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:ok I get not even my pals want to take me seriously on my take.
fair enough and nothing new, as well.


I wholeheartedly apologise, I must have a brain injury or something as not everything sinks in on first (or sixth) read.

Saudi jail?


You've just made me laugh for first time since half seven. Bless ya Craig. Big man love x
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Postby Swales4ever » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:03 pm

craigmcfc wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:ok I get not even my pals want to take me seriously on my take.
fair enough and nothing new, as well.


I wholeheartedly apologise, I must have a brain injury or something as not everything sinks in on first (or sixth) read.

Saudi jail?

let's just say that one should be assumed to get wiser and cooler by the age. turned out I got more cocky instead. it's an embarassing story, pal.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Postby craigmcfc » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:10 pm

ruralblue wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:ok I get not even my pals want to take me seriously on my take.
fair enough and nothing new, as well.


I wholeheartedly apologise, I must have a brain injury or something as not everything sinks in on first (or sixth) read.

Saudi jail?


You've just made me laugh for first time since half seven. Bless ya Craig. Big man love x


Right back at you Jim lad x
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Postby CTID Hants » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:05 am

Does this mean this CUNT has been carted off to the funny farm?
Not a moment too soon the barking mad motherfucker really does need help and I hope he gets it.
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Postby Fidel Castro » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:24 am

I've tried reading this thread, but I'll be fucked if I know what the fuck it's about. Think it has actually somehow made me feel even worse. Jokeshop.
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Postby Fidel Castro » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:34 am

The devil emoji faces are creeping me the fuck out as well. Is it a subliminal message? Should I be worried?
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Postby Swales4ever » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:29 am

Fidel Castro wrote:I've tried reading this thread, but I'll be fucked if I know what the fuck it's about. Think it has actually somehow made me feel even worse. Jokeshop.

have You ever been competitive on the job market, or only option is for entitlements to stand a life long ( and team up with the other sociopath retard above at the pub to blame anything foreign)?
fucking spineless comunist parasite.

what about this?

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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there must be some truth, then!
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Postby ruralblue » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:57 am

Swales4ever wrote:
Fidel Castro wrote:I've tried reading this thread, but I'll be fucked if I know what the fuck it's about. Think it has actually somehow made me feel even worse. Jokeshop.

have You ever been competitive on the job market, or only option is for entitlements to stand a life long ( and team up with the other sociopath retard above at the pub to blame anything foreign)?
fucking spineless comunist parasite.

what about this?


Expand or explain please Rodger
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Postby aaron bond » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:16 am

ruralblue wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
Fidel Castro wrote:I've tried reading this thread, but I'll be fucked if I know what the fuck it's about. Think it has actually somehow made me feel even worse. Jokeshop.

have You ever been competitive on the job market, or only option is for entitlements to stand a life long ( and team up with the other sociopath retard above at the pub to blame anything foreign)?
fucking spineless comunist parasite.

what about this?


Expand or explain please Rodger


For daring to ask that, I assume you will now be called a racist and xenophobe.
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