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Postby City64 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:32 pm

Be good this ........

I will start the ball rolling . What a fat greasy wanker .
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Re: Seluk

Postby patrickblue » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:31 pm

Twat of the highest order, and a cunt to boot.
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Re: Seluk

Postby Original Dub » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:36 pm

How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him
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Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:00 pm

Original Dub wrote:How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him


Who else does he represent?
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Postby South Stand Balti » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:17 pm

Listening to the shit Seluk comes out with, I can see Milner becoming an agent.
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Postby Outcast » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:21 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Original Dub wrote:How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him


Who else does he represent?


"Yuriy Bushman"......say no more!
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Postby CTID Hants » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:26 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Original Dub wrote:How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him


Who else does he represent?


Absolutely no one of any significance (currently)....

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/dimitri ... rater/2016
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Re: Seluk

Postby City64 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:27 pm

Outcast wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
Original Dub wrote:How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him


Who else does he represent?


"Yuriy Bushman"......say no more!

And a couple of kebab shops .
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Re: Seluk

Postby everyonehatesus » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:38 pm

Is a cunt.
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Re: Seluk

Postby sheblue » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:35 pm

Hes like dog shit on the sole of your shoe. Fucking annoying, rancid and hard to get rid.
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Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:36 pm

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Re: Seluk

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:14 am

CTID Hants wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
Original Dub wrote:How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him


Who else does he represent?


Absolutely no one of any significance (currently)....

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/dimitri ... rater/2016


His name actually popped up in some transfer dealings with my local club. It seems his main business is getting truckload of Africans to Europe. Not ao much quality nyt quantity.
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Re: Seluk

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:51 am

This cunt needs poisoning

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Re: Seluk

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:18 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:This cunt needs poisoning



What the FUCK is that supposed to be? Looks fucking racist to me.
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Re: Seluk

Postby BlueinBosnia » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:08 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:This cunt needs poisoning



Is that the doll from Korn?
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Re: Seluk

Postby BlueinBosnia » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:15 am

CTID Hants wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
Original Dub wrote:How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him


Who else does he represent?


Absolutely no one of any significance (currently)....

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/dimitri ... rater/2016


I posted on here 3 or 4 years ago about Seluk's fading fortunes. He had a few decent players on his books, all about Yaya's age or a bit older, and almost all had played for both Olimpiakos and at least one Ukranian team. When Yaya came to us, he picked up 3 or 4 of our young players, too (I think Abdisalam Ibrahim was one).

From that list, it seems his two star players these days are clubless Yaya and Leonardo - a guy who once killed someone in a drink-driving incident, who's now plying his trade in Saudi Arabia.
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Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:46 am

BlueinBosnia wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
Original Dub wrote:How he conducts himself like this and operates a business in which he is essentially selling himself as part of the package with every player he represents is outstanding.

I don't why anyone would pay him


Who else does he represent?


Absolutely no one of any significance (currently)....

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/dimitri ... rater/2016


I posted on here 3 or 4 years ago about Seluk's fading fortunes. He had a few decent players on his books, all about Yaya's age or a bit older, and almost all had played for both Olimpiakos and at least one Ukranian team. When Yaya came to us, he picked up 3 or 4 of our young players, too (I think Abdisalam Ibrahim was one).

From that list, it seems his two star players these days are clubless Yaya and Leonardo - a guy who once killed someone in a drink-driving incident, who's now plying his trade in Saudi Arabia.


You know what though. If you scroll down that list you will run into name "Boris Rotenberg" and that's the only name that has any meaning on that list. Who is Boris Rotenberg (Jr) then? Completely irrelevant footballer who still, despite never being able to break into Finland's (horrible) national team although he has a passport and was brought up here, has been oddly playing for all the top Russian teams in recent years. The question you need to ask is who is Boris Rotenberg Senior? Senior happens to be Russian dodgy billionaire (yes, not a millionaire but billionaire) who is absolutely best mates with certain Vladimir Putin. And not any old mate but they are literally childhood friends and by all accounts Putin's real best friend in the world. So with that connection I'm pretty sure Celuk is sorted.
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