Charity Shield v The Chavs

[Fidel Castro]

First game for us, so not writing him off by any stretch, but reckon Mahrez looks very lightweight and lacks a bit of bottle.

[Dubciteh]

Mahrez making petrov look brave, piccs isnt going to like him!!

[Fidel Castro]

Should have passed to Mendy there. Bring Diaz on for him, starting to get on my tits now

[aaron bond]

First game for us, so not writing him off by any stretch, but reckon Mahrez looks very lightweight and lacks a bit of bottle.

He is bugging me now. Since the first half hour he’s looked knackered and hardly running at all. Considering he’s had a full pre-season he should be the fittest out there.

It’s early days so obviously I want him to work out for us but he needs to realise he’s playing at a completely different level now.

[Mase]

Isn't Mahrez coming back from an injury he got last week?

Probably explains the shithouse bit

[Paul68]

First game for us, so not writing him off by any stretch, but reckon Mahrez looks very lightweight and lacks a bit of bottle.

He is bugging me now. Since the first half hour he’s looked knackered and hardly running at all. Considering he’s had a full pre-season he should be the fittest out there.

It’s early days so obviously I want him to work out for us but he needs to realise he’s playing at a completely different level now.

That's correct mate. He has to up his game - he's playing for City now. Pep will get him firing on all cylinders.

[mr_nool]

What was Stones thinking there?
Been great today, but that was a total brain fart.

[budfox]

Would like to see Diaz given a chance

Cameron Diaz could score against this lot.

[Cocacolajojo]

Isn't Mahrez coming back from an injury he got last week?

Probably explains the shithouse bit

Gundo's had brain surgery and he looks more spritely.

[mr_nool]

Foden seems to have cramp (I hope).

[Mase]

Isn't Mahrez coming back from an injury he got last week?

Probably explains the shithouse bit

Gundo's had brain surgery and he looks more spritely.

Has he got rid of that paedo tache yet?

[Paul68]

Dion Dublin Ex-Aston Villa striker on BBC Radio 5 live

Sergio Aguero is finding those pockets of space. He's staying out of the way, out of sight and the Chelsea defenders just don't know where he is or who to mark.

CFTG gesturing has worked!!

[Cocacolajojo]

Isn't Mahrez coming back from an injury he got last week?

Probably explains the shithouse bit

Gundo's had brain surgery and he looks more spritely.

Has he got rid of that paedo tache yet?

I'm afraid it looks like we'll have to tolerate the tache for a while longer.

[phips]

expected Pep to test out a 3-5-2 but it looks like Stones is DM and Walker is RCB and we have no right wingback

[mr_nool]

Luiz should've seen red for pulling Jesus's shoulders.

[Slim]

If Bravo is going to to continue to keep goal like this, I think it only fair that he wear a red nose and enter the pitch via a tiny car.

[branny]

Would like to see Diaz given a chance

Cameron Diaz could score against this lot.

Sounds good to me. We've already got the Mask playing for us.

[Mase]

Would like to see Diaz given a chance

Cameron Diaz could score against this lot.

Sounds good to me. We've already got the Mask playing for us.

That's Bravo's real face mate. I know it's ugly but it's not a mask.

[budfox]

There we go, nice easy bit of silverware.

Negatives? Probably should have been 5-0.

Positives, everything else and we didn't event have KDB and Merlin playing.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Luvly Jubbly.