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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:19 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:well, can we?

Allow yourself a wry smirk.


only at this stage at the mo....

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full on belly laughs to hopefully follow
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby South Stand Balti » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:31 pm

Having spent quarter of a billion in 2018 (without exaggerating) I'm beyond a smirk. First game Red Star have won in the comp since 1992.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby City64 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:36 pm

That song Red Star fans were singing tonight translates into ..........

Fuck Off Liverpool !

Quality ! :lol:
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby bigblue » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:37 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:Having spent quarter of a billion in 2018 (without exaggerating) I'm beyond a smirk. First game Red Star have won in the comp since 1992.


£39 million on Fabinho, who's making Bakayoko look like Makelele

And despite spending all that money, dippers are saying they need Ox back to be good again. 0 squad depth. If Firmino or Mane gets injured they're fucked.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby BookJunior » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:38 pm

"Liverpool suffer SHOCK 2-0 loss at Red Star Belgrade" according to the BBC.

I'm not shocked :lol:
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby bigblue » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:39 pm

City64 wrote:That song Red Star fans were singing tonight translates into ..........

Fuck Off Liverpool !

Quality ! :lol:


You don't even need to translate it:

https://streamable.com/el13e
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby bigblue » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:57 pm

This never fails to get a laugh from me (May 2016):

“We have reached two ­finals now this year and hopefully we can finish with a piece of silverware,” continued Milner. “­Ultimately that is why I am at the football club, to win trophies.”
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby City64 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:22 pm

bigblue wrote:
City64 wrote:That song Red Star fans were singing tonight translates into ..........

Fuck Off Liverpool !

Quality ! :lol:


You don't even need to translate it:

https://streamable.com/el13e


Atmosphere FC got beat by the Atmosphere ! :lol: :lol:
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby sheblue » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:40 pm

Vermin.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:08 pm

City64 wrote:
bigblue wrote:
City64 wrote:That song Red Star fans were singing tonight translates into ..........

Fuck Off Liverpool !

Quality ! :lol:


You don't even need to translate it:

https://streamable.com/el13e


Atmosphere FC got beat by the Atmosphere ! :lol: :lol:

Was that their excuse? Sure I heard Klopp tell us that the Dippers actually won at the weekend due to an officiating error!

I can't keep up and feel like I need to light a few candles, maybe off to !ampost to lay a wreath. Help me, I think I'm losing it!

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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby BlueinBosnia » Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:01 am

At the game last night:
Mate: (on their Virgil van Dyke song) "I don't really like us singing chants about players until they've won some trophies with us first."
Me: "Which of your players have actually won trophies with you, though?"
Mate: (5-10 seconds of silence) "Jordan Henderson."
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby South Stand Balti » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:40 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:At the game last night:
Mate: (on their Virgil van Dyke song) "I don't really like us singing chants about players until they've won some trophies with us first."
Me: "Which of your players have actually won trophies with you, though?"
Mate: (5-10 seconds of silence) "Jordan Henderson."

Haha.... Fucking brilliant.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Mase » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:54 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:At the game last night:
Mate: (on their Virgil van Dyke song) "I don't really like us singing chants about players until they've won some trophies with us first."
Me: "Which of your players have actually won trophies with you, though?"
Mate: (5-10 seconds of silence) "Jordan Henderson."

Haha.... Fucking brilliant.


Hasn't Milner won trophies with them? I'm sure he left to win trophies.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby sheblue » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:59 pm

Mase wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:At the game last night:
Mate: (on their Virgil van Dyke song) "I don't really like us singing chants about players until they've won some trophies with us first."
Me: "Which of your players have actually won trophies with you, though?"
Mate: (5-10 seconds of silence) "Jordan Henderson."

Haha.... Fucking brilliant.


Hasn't Milner won trophies with them? I'm sure he left to win trophies.


He did indeed. He has won loads of them, losers ones.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:58 pm

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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:15 pm

Dippers remind me of the flat track bully, getting away with it against average teams but when they come up against a more technical and tactical ept team then they falter. I think they've got a nice run of 4 or 5 games now where they should do well but then hit the Rags who, even when they are shit, have the Dippers number.

A couple more games then before they meet the Arse, and then us in the new year so we'll see where all that huff and puff will get them. Seems to me that their only tactic is to decide when to give it 100% for those 10 minutes. Weather that and any team have a chance.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Mase » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:43 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Dippers remind me of the flat track bully, getting away with it against average teams but when they come up against a more technical and tactical ept team then they falter. I think they've got a nice run of 4 or 5 games now where they should do well but then hit the Rags who, even when they are shit, have the Dippers number.

A couple more games then before they meet the Arse, and then us in the new year so we'll see where all that huff and puff will get them. Seems to me that their only tactic is to decide when to give it 100% for those 10 minutes. Weather that and any team have a chance.


They remind me of Conor McGregor. Talk absolute shite and fail when up against the big boys.
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby nottsblue » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:28 pm

Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Dippers remind me of the flat track bully, getting away with it against average teams but when they come up against a more technical and tactical ept team then they falter. I think they've got a nice run of 4 or 5 games now where they should do well but then hit the Rags who, even when they are shit, have the Dippers number.

A couple more games then before they meet the Arse, and then us in the new year so we'll see where all that huff and puff will get them. Seems to me that their only tactic is to decide when to give it 100% for those 10 minutes. Weather that and any team have a chance.


They remind me of Conor McGregor. Talk absolute shite and fail when up against the big boys.

Hope u enjoyed your birthday Mase
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Re: can we start to chuckle at liverpool thread?

Postby Mase » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:37 am

nottsblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Dippers remind me of the flat track bully, getting away with it against average teams but when they come up against a more technical and tactical ept team then they falter. I think they've got a nice run of 4 or 5 games now where they should do well but then hit the Rags who, even when they are shit, have the Dippers number.

A couple more games then before they meet the Arse, and then us in the new year so we'll see where all that huff and puff will get them. Seems to me that their only tactic is to decide when to give it 100% for those 10 minutes. Weather that and any team have a chance.


They remind me of Conor McGregor. Talk absolute shite and fail when up against the big boys.

Hope u enjoyed your birthday Mase


I did mate thanks. Not the birthdays of old and going out and getting pissed. Nice civilised meal now the baby is here :lol:
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